Humor in the Year of the Tiger

1. Know what I want to do to you now? Is to pull you to the bedroom, turn off the lights, close the curtains, press you crazy on the bed ... and then say to you ... panting: "Look, my watch will shine!" "

I haven't heard from you for a long time. I've been thinking about you these two days, and my heart is in a mess. I have searched all your favorite ponds, dining rooms and sleeping lawns, but I still haven't seen you. My heart is broken! ! How can a pig with such a big head be lost?

You sneak into my room, sleep in my bed and play hide-and-seek with me. I can't sleep for you, and I'm crazy about you. I know you love me, want to kiss me, want to bite me ... damn mosquito, fan you to death!

4. Remember? I saw you in the park that day, sitting in the sun, lazy and uncomfortable I asked you what you were doing, and you smiled mysteriously: "Keep your voice down, no one will call me an idiot after tanning!" " "

5. The night is already deep. I wake up from my sleep because I think of you. Why do you always leave me quietly in the middle of the night when I want to hug you? I really need you! My beloved pillow, where did you fall?

Not enough. Just asking.