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How do you explain the saying "Don't marry a girl from Guilin when you marry, and don't marry a girl from Liuzhou when you marry?"

1. Let’s talk about the little men in Guilin first.

Most of the little men in Guilin are stingy. This has almost become the common knowledge of everyone who has come into contact with Guilin cubs.

Among the 10 men in Guilin, 9 are PLAYBOYs and the other one is HA. Most of the men are very playboys and not very reliable.

Live there The terrible thing is that the young men in Guilin are very coquettish and disgraced us men. Whenever they go out, they always dress up.

It takes nearly 1 to 2 hours, which is longer than a woman. After washing, I couldn't stop looking at myself in the mirror after taking a shower. I always felt that I had a tall figure and a lot of muscles on my body. I wore clothes and trousers that were perfect for me. My hair shape was like a dog's mouth, and I sprayed. Wearing a pungent and unpleasant perfume (), and hanging up all the jewelry as "fake decorations" will make you full.

Guilin is a city of women, which creates the beauty of their landscapes and also makes the men of Guilin become women. Please note that most men in Guilin lack yang energy, speak in a coquettish voice, and have particularly smelly mouths

They are very pushy and always think that their eloquence is very good, and they can understand whether they make sense or not. Go down with the cannon and keep arguing with people. Therefore, in our real men's social circle, Guilin people are not particularly welcome, so Guilin men have no choice but to hang out among women all day long.

2. Let’s talk about Liuzhou girl.

The women in Liuzhou are ugly and rude. So many people hate Liuzhou girls, this is normal. The prettier girls in Liuzhou

are all from outside the city, and the real Liuzhou local girls are very ugly. What's even more embarrassing about Liuzhou girls is that they only like men who don't have much money but like to show off, but they don't like men who don't care about food and clothing, don't pursue fashion, and don't like to show off (these Men have good families

The conditions are good, or both parents are officials). Liuzhou girls have not carried forward the fine traditions of Chinese women. Not only are they lazy, they can't even do housework, and they are also very bad.

Haha, so, I am not looking for Liuzhou girls. Liuzhou girl really has no connotation, just like the cheap Liuzhou snail rice noodles, it can only be eaten

to satisfy one's hunger.

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Today, based on some discussions on the Internet and my own experience, I summarized the principle of "don't marry a girl from Guilin, and don't marry a girl from Liuzhou

when you marry someone" Reason