Qq campus is funny.

1, in fact, I was born a quasi-schoolmaster, but the teacher is not cute or beautiful, so I have no motivation.

2. Winter vacation is my blue face, and summer vacation is my red face. Why did you come to be the third wheel between us?

When I live to this age, the only thing I can put down is chopsticks.

Every time I see Wang Dadong in the ultimate class, I think I should buy sanitary napkins.

Tell you a secret, don't sleep the night before the exam, or you will not be able to sleep during the exam.

6. School, school, since you stopped us from falling in love, why did you send us couples' clothes?

7. Xueba can only do problems. If one day the topic of the college exam is playing games, I will laugh.

8. I was conquered by you in this way, and I also brought my school uniform. My summer vacation is over and my freedom is buried.

9. On the first day of registration, the first thing I thought about was not how the school was, but how many beautiful women there were.

10, don't be arrogant at school, those low-key people will make you eat shit in minutes.

1 1. I miss those crazy people in summer vacation and those fools who are not in a school at the beginning of school.

12, teacher, will you wait for the boys in our class to have long hair waist-high?

13, research shows that pigs are smarter than dogs, and the inspection team found drugs by cutting the nose of pigs.

14. In fact, you should use Alipay to pay tuition. When the results come out, you can confirm the payment. Look at the mood, good reviews and bad reviews. If you fail, you will apply for a refund.

15, even if the teacher is talking about a wool, Xueba can knit a sweater.

16, the first grade teasers learn, the second grade teasers don't learn, the third grade teasers know how to learn, and the whole high school learns funny.

17, the teacher always teaches us to take care of trees, but I want to tell you that trees seem to have been made into test papers.

18, some people, the exam depends on strength, some people, the exam depends on vision, and I, the exam depends on imagination.

19, sleeping in class, banging after class, drinking tea in the old office after school.

20. The teacher is actually quite pitiful. After all, he has to talk to himself for 45 minutes.

2 1, the bell in class is more beautiful than the national anthem, and the bell in class is more scattered than anxiety.

22. Cherish what you get and pursue what you can't get.

23. Before I know it, I will be on the road of no return.

24. Young people don't work hard. When they grow up, they play mobile phones. In the spring morning, I woke up easily. When they woke up, they looked up with their mobile phones, and I found it was moonlight. They bowed their heads and played with their mobile phones.

25, bitter old trees faint, the school canteen price increases, students are hungry into thin horses. The sun has set, mom. I want to go home.

Dear headmaster, how did you leave your wife on the playground?

27, some people rely on strength, some people rely on vision, Nima! I took the exam by imagination!

28. I think there has always been a lovely primary school bully in my body. I have to brush the questions and feed it, but recently I found it was starving.

29. Don't be crazy, don't be rebellious, don't skip class, don't fight, don't fall in love, just study and then feed your youth to the dog.

30. Summer vacation looks like Yao Ming and lives like Jing M Guo.

3 1, learning god is brushing questions, learning bully is brushing homework, and learning scum is brushing dynamics.

32. The sunshine is just right, but I am trapped in school.

Teacher, can I give you to the Jade Emperor? Let him inspire you. I hope that when you come back, your holiday homework will also be exempted.

34. When taking the history exam, I have a heavy feeling inexplicably, because history is about to change.

35, the teacher's classic lies, no matter good students or poor students, I treat them equally.

36. I don't know what the math teacher is saying, but it looks great.

37, today's exam 10 was waived, and there were five vacancies, but the people who copied the left and right finally made up for them.

38. In class, the math teacher wrote a blackboard problem solving process. When my hand was about to break, he made a big cross on the blackboard and said, this solution is wrong! Lie in the trough!

39. When I was a child, I often thought: When I grow up, is it better to go to Tsinghua or Peking University? I don't know until I grow up: I really think too much.

If one day you hear me scold you for crying instead of laughing, it means you are saved!

4 1. The final exam was supposed to be a blockbuster, but when I handed out the paper, I decided to hide my strength.

42. What if it is very hot in summer? One middle school turns on the air conditioner, one middle school turns on the electric fan, and our school opens the window.

Don't mention homework to me, I quit.

44. The summer homework is actually that you write a month and the teacher writes a reading.

45. The happiest thing is to lie on my desk, attend class, wake up and finish school.

46. I can't sleep at home and always doze off in class.

47. Mom and Dad, please respect us. My summer vacation is my decision.

48. What is a class teacher? It is a person who has destroyed your friendship, your love and your affection.

49. It took five minutes to get up this time, and you have beaten 88% of the students in the country. There is still a classmate in the dormitory who can't get up and is starting over. The dormitory next door collapsed.

50. Come here. There are three words hidden in my heart for a long time. Can you ... get out of here!

5 1. The difference between an open book and a closed book is that one is copied from the top and the other is copied from the bottom.

52. Let the school close down. Because I haven't finished my homework.

53, summer vacation baby! Where have you been? Come back! I miss you so much!

54. The teacher said that falling in love affects learning. Doesn't study affect falling in love?

55. I just got excited about the exam and wrote the exam number as QQ number.

Summer vacation came and I haven't been back in the morning.

57. You talk about yours and I talk about mine in class. Let's stay out of it.

58. Every time the teacher procrastinates, there is a feeling of wanting to shoot him!

59. Every time the chemistry teacher does an experiment, I always say a word in my heart: "Fried".

60. The life of scum is like this: doing well in the exam, being suspected of not doing well in the exam and being scolded.

6 1, it is against the criminal law to deduct points in the exam. According to the criminal law, taking advantage of others' ignorance to cause losses to others is a crime of fraud.

62. In those days, I walked smartly into the Internet cafe wearing a red scarf and school uniform.

63. Youth is running, then falling, getting up and running again.

64. Unconsciously, I told you a ghost story in August: school is about to start!

You know, even if the heavy rain turns the city upside down, I have to go back to school when school starts.

66. Failure is success. Damn it, I already have many mothers, but none of them are pregnant.

67. The vibration of mobile phones is almost inaudible at home, but it is especially like an earthquake at school.

68. Eating at home is called eating, and eating at school is purely for survival.

69. The night before school starts, the electricity consumption in China will soar.

70. God deceived everyone, because hell is the most beautiful! The Buddha knows the truth, so the Buddha said, "If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell?"?

7 1 In fact, the most slutty person in a class is the monitor.

72. Finally, I filled in the column of special skills. Specialty: My specialty.

73. I have a heart for knowledge, but I have a failed life.

74. Your stupidity is always so creative.

75, children cough badly, most of them don't want to go to school, so they are given two meals.

76. I want to show that I want to abuse the school!

77. Every time the teacher says, "Please put something irrelevant to the exam on the platform." I really want to put myself on the podium.

78. Toss a coin, surf the Internet on your head, sleep with your tail, and stand up for class.

79. Now, the thick examination papers in various subjects have become my inseparable "good friends", and I take them everywhere.

80. How lovely the world would be if my exam results could rise as fast as the house price.

8 1, mainly copying, supplemented by Mongolia, combined with Mongolia and copying, will definitely pass!

82. It took five minutes to get up this time. You beat 88% of the students in the country. There is still a classmate in the dormitory who can't get up and is starting over. The dormitory next door collapsed!

83. It's very popular now. There is graffiti on the school uniform. The school uniform used to be beautiful, so you painted it ugly.

84. I spit it out and posted it on the computer. Actually, it's nothing. I just hope the internet speed is really what it says.

85. I studied sacred knowledge, and you actually measured it with scores, which is simply an academic stain!

86. If I spend all my time and enthusiasm chasing you, you will only be a scum.

87. You got my people at school, but you never got my heart.

88. Xueba's performance, the goddess' selfie, the local tyrant's money, the model's figure, and Laozi's holiday home to bask in the sun!

89. You hate that I don't care about my business. You make it sound as if you like me and you can change my life.

90. Studying hard is a lie to teachers, not falling in love is a lie to parents, and not surfing the Internet is a lie to yourself.

9 1, I can't recite a book just like I can't shit, which makes me feel unspeakable pain.

92. Xueba drives a speedboat in the ocean of knowledge, and I feed sharks in the ocean of knowledge.

93. When the teacher suddenly stops talking in the middle of class, it means that a classmate has died.

There is a class in the world. They never make noise between classes, and their homework is handed in on time every day. They are always active. This class is called other classes.

95. School is hell. The headmaster is Yan, the dean is a judge, the teacher keeps a book of life and death, and the student union is a kid.

96. A junior said: Why did my mobile phone turn on flight mode, fall from the seventh floor or break?

97. When I saw China's homework, I felt like a foreigner. When I saw my English homework, I felt that I was from China again. I didn't know I was an alien until I saw my math homework.

98. Who agreed to let you start school? Do you have any proof that we had a summer vacation?