What funny sand sculpture sentences or jokes are there?

1. I woke up in the morning thinking that I had grown taller overnight, only to find that the quilt cover was horizontal.

Don't think that you send text messages in class. I don't know who will giggle at your crotch.

3. Senior three went to the bank to get a card, and the counter gave me a list. The type of certificate I fill in is: rectangle.

4. I will have the worst grades with the principals soon. I'm a little embarrassed to think about it.

The wind is too strong, which messed up my hair and blew off your wig.