Humorous sentences in rainy days

1, collect clothes when it rains, and turn off the computer when it thunders. 2. Woman, when you cry, it rains.

3, don't ask you to clear the sky, Wan Li, just ask you not to rain.

4, it rains every day, it rains every day, and the rabbit is angry!

5. Why does it rain in the sky? Because the earth is going to take a bath!

6. It's raining and thundering. Stand under the tree and shout, I want to cross.

7. Children's shoes that play computer games in thunder and rain are not afraid of crossing?

8. It rains when it rains! Silver shoes lined up to go swimming.

9. I like rainy days best, so I can save money without refueling.

10, aren't you afraid of children playing computer games in thunder and rain?

1 1. It is most suitable for practicing light water rafting in continuous rainy days.

12, playing outside in rainy days, dragging away when playing flip-flops.

13, stop raining. Even if it rains cats and dogs, I will go out tonight.

14, if you are well, it will be fine. If you are in poor health, I will make you rain every day.

15, don't go out in rainy days, although the rain is not poisonous, getting wet is a trivial matter, and gonorrhea is a big thing!

16 when it thundered and rained, I stood under the tree and proudly pointed to the sky and said, I want to cross it, too!

17, I want to pretend to be depressed without an umbrella when it rains. Results: I was beaten by my mother, and the cold came to take care of me again.

18, the most regrettable thing in life. There is nothing better than: no umbrella when it rains and no bowl when you eat.

19, I hate rainy days, honey, please show up quickly, or I'll tell Mommy that you stole my hand.

20. I saw rain today, but I really didn't see thunder. Why did you see all kinds of explosive heads along the way?

2 1. Do you know why it rained the other day? In fact, this is the same as adding water to the pot before steaming steamed bread.

22, high temperature, no rain, 40 degrees, it doesn't matter if you are bitter, you must let the children's paper of senior one get exercise.

23. The sky is used for wind and rain. The land is used to grow flowers and grass. I am used to proving that the world is great.

24, go out into the oven, walk is spicy, sit down is teppanyaki, or stop the rain, it becomes boiled fish!

25. I said that song was really nice. Not every song you like to listen to, but you are still here on rainy days, playing familiar melodies.

26. If you're fine, oh, shit. If you're good, that's good. If you are safe, the spare tire will always exist. If you are well, it will be sunny.

27. God, how long do you have to pee? Cann't pee? Or is there something wrong with the prostate? Damn rainy day.