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"Son, your sister is beautiful, and your mother wants 300 thousand bride price to buy you a house." Can you accept your mother's idea?

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My name is Lv Jian, and I am two years younger than my sister. When I was a child, my mother couldn't do heavy work because of poor family conditions. My father is the only one in the family. Father loves us dearly, no matter how hard or tired he is, he must carry it himself. But my sister is very sensible and takes the initiative to help her parents. As for me, seeing my sister like this, I also went to help. My father is very pleased to see that our brother and sister are so sensible.

My sister and I go to the same primary school. Every day after school, I go back and forth with my sister. On the way to school, you have to pass a broken bridge. When there is no water, it is usually dry. But when it rains, the broken bridge will be flooded to the depth of the calf, and every time my sister carries me across the bridge.

One winter, my sister and I went to menstruation's house five or six miles away. It was so cold that the water froze. After coming back from my aunt's house, I walked more than a mile and saw a small pit with ice in it. I am very naughty. I stepped on it and immediately stepped into the water, and my shoes and socks were wet.

Sister quickly took off her socks and shoes for me to wear. My sister's shoes are a little big. It feels uncomfortable to walk, but at least I can walk. My sister wrapped a scarf around one foot. We walked all the way, laughing at each other's funny walking posture.

But when I got home, my sister cried and I cried. My sister's feet are red with cold. I felt sorry for my sister, felt guilty, and tears came down. From then on, I vowed to be good to my sister.

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My sister didn't study well at first, so she helped with everything at home. Later, my mother got better and my sister's burden was reduced. She was able to concentrate on her studies, her grades began to get better, and she was always among the best in school exams. Although I worked hard, I still couldn't catch up with my sister. Maybe I'm not as smart as my sister.

Later, my sister and I were admitted to the university, but my sister's school and major were much better than mine. After graduating from college, my sister was admitted to a company with a monthly salary of 8000 yuan because she was excellent in all aspects. My sister has become the pride of my family.

My sister is beautiful, tall and elegant. Since high school, many people have pursued my sister, but my sister has ignored her. Later, I became my sister's protector to prevent my sister from being harassed.

My sister is excellent, and naturally there are many people to intercede, including many people with status and status. My mother was blinded by it and laughed from ear to ear all day.

Actually, my sister has her own opinion. When she first arrived at the company, she hoped to achieve something in business. Later, my sister met a young man in the company and they hit it off. The young man's family conditions are also good, and he loves my sister to death.

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My mother is proud of my excellent sister, but I let her down. I have been looking for a job since I graduated from college, but I have never found a job I like. I study and enrich myself while working, and I haven't talked about my girlfriend. I'm fine, but my mother is worried. After all, in the eyes of rural people, sons are more important than daughters.

The daughter is excellent, and the mother naturally wants to find an excellent daughter-in-law, but all this requires good software and hardware. My own soft power is not strong, and my mother wants to strengthen me in hardware.

Later, I found a job in the provincial capital with low salary. My parents said to me cruelly, "honey, you work in the provincial capital, and it is estimated that you will not go back to your hometown in the future." We will help you buy a suite in the provincial capital. " As soon as I heard this, I was old and didn't know the financial situation at home. For so many years, my sister and I spent a lot of money studying. Although my parents worked hard and saved some money, it was difficult to buy a house in the provincial capital.

However, mom and dad are very determined. My mother said that they have 500 thousand savings around them, and they are going to spend 800 thousand to buy a house first, and then decorate it after you get married for two years. It would be much better to have a house and a wife. I can't say anything when I see my parents like this. I said to my mother, "No, I'll borrow some more money. I am still young, and I will return later. "

I didn't expect my mother to talk, so she mysteriously said to me, "Your sister is so beautiful and excellent, and she has a good job. Her boyfriend likes it very much and is afraid of breaking up with your sister. Last time I sounded him out and told him, "Someone wants to associate with my daughter and is willing to pay 300,000 yuan as a bride price! "Guess what, your sister's boyfriend is willing to pay 300 thousand bride price. With this 300 thousand, you won't be short of money to buy a house. You just started working. How to get a loan now? Besides, your sister's boyfriend's house can afford it. "

As soon as I heard it, my heart was on fire. I didn't expect my mother to come up with this idea. I said to my mother, "I don't mind if you want to buy a house in the provincial capital, but I absolutely disagree with you using my sister's bride price to buy a house for me." Mother said, "Son, you are so stupid. This is what people want. " I said, "Mom, I don't want it anyway." Finally, I borrowed 300,000 yuan, paid it off in 10, and paid 2700 yuan every month. Although it is a little hard for me to pay back so much money every month, my heart is bright.

When my sister got married, I told my mother not to be so colorful. My mother listened to me and asked my brother-in-law to give the bride price a meaning. But my brother-in-law kept his word and gave a bride price of 300 thousand. Later, my sister got married, and my family bought my sister more than 200 thousand cars to get married.

This matter was known by the villagers, and they all said that I was sensible and that our brother and sister were affectionate.

Emotional conclusion:

Hello, Lv Jian. First of all, I want to praise your behavior. Your brother and sister love you deeply, and you would rather carry the difficulties yourself than affect the happiness of others. You are a self-reliant and responsible man.

Your mother is also a reasonable person. It is reasonable and unreasonable for her to make such inappropriate behavior because of her lust for her son. But in the end, your mother took your advice. When your sister gets married, she can marry a car, which shows that your mother is not a greedy person.

Everyone's happiness is created by themselves, so that happiness will make them proud and feel practical. An ambitious boy like you must be full of expectations for the future.