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There is a classic saying that too many friends means no friends, and too much money means no money.

1. Truth is like a cough, which often gushes out when it can't be suppressed; Lies, like lines, are often recited.

Children regard toys as friends, while adults regard friends as toys.

Only those who can't figure it out, there is no road that can't be taken.

4. There is no sky bigger than hands, no road longer than feet, no mountain higher than people, and no sea wider than heart.

Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

6. The same food has different uses and different names. Some are called rice, some are called grain, and some are called feed.

7. If you don't promise easily, you must do what you promised.

8. Learning is the source of wisdom, and morality is the foundation of career.

9. Don't listen to or spread gossip.

10. The stupidest thing about people is not that they didn't find the trap in front of them, but that they fell in again for the second time. There is a road to success, and there is a reason for failure.

1 1. The essence of thinking is filtering.

12. Give people sincere attention and make everyone who meets you feel that he or she is very important.

13. Private comments are called repairing Taiwan, and public comments are called dismantling Taiwan.

14. People who have never offended anyone are destined to become close to others. Too much peace and calm, but lost the passion and frankness of life.

15. Everyone has potential energy, but it is easy to be covered by habit, blurred by time and consumed by inertia.

16. Meeting the right person at the right time is a lifelong happiness; Meeting the wrong person at the right time is a heartbreak; It is absurd to meet the wrong person at the wrong time; Meeting the right person at the wrong time is a sigh.

17. It's fun to deceive others by being romantic, but it's despicable to slander others.

18. Love should pursue depth, not speed; Love should pursue heat, not brightness.

19. Don't emphasize that a girlfriend must be filial to her parents after marriage. People are mutual. She will do it as long as you do it.

20. Don't think about finding a lover, because a lover is only talked about on the basis of having a family and a daughter-in-law with a certain stable income.

2 1. Don't make yourself miserable because of the ignorance of all beings.

22. There is no shame in commuting by bus. Taking a taxi every day can save money and make your future son drink more bags of good milk powder.

Life without friends is like life without sunshine.

1 What is not retained is called youth. If you don't explain, you are calm. True love is that you don't let go. Imperfection is life.

As long as your mind is not chaotic, it is difficult for the outside world to change anything about you. Don't envy others, don't lose yourself.

Life is simple, don't regret making a decision.

4 the age who knows nothing has the most touching memory.

Life without friends is like life without sunshine.

The person who really waits for you will always wait sincerely, and the person who doesn't want to wait for you will always hold someone else's hand as soon as he turns around.

Don't blame others for letting you down, blame yourself for expecting too much.

Tell yourself every day: No matter how good it is, you should be indifferent, no matter how bad it is, you should be confident, you should save more, and you should be enthusiastic no matter how cold it is.

Sometimes we need to ask ourselves calmly, what are we pursuing? What are we living for?

10 Things that took a long time to understand will always be overturned by occasional emotional loss of control.

Smart people are always looking for a good mood; Successful people are always in a good mood; Happy people always enjoy a good mood.

12 Many times, I know something inadvertently, pretending to be indifferent on the surface and covering it up with a smile. In fact, your heart hurts more than anything else.

No matter how difficult it is now, we must be dancers of life.

14 If you want to be happy, your desire must be small enough. Just like a skilled worker, you need such a small and sharp blade to be able to navigate between narrow bones.

15 humble surface, covering up the inner abnormal condition.

16 We can't help growing up, just as we can't help getting old, and no one can stop us.

17 Living in this world and being needed is the greatest happiness.

18 Whether it is love or friendship, the ultimate goal is not to go home. Understanding the tacit understanding is to find someone who can talk while walking, no matter what time and mood.

19 The hardest thing in life is not to work hard or struggle, but to make the right choice.

Life is an adventure, if you feel it with your heart, you will have your own surprises!

2 1 Please believe that the people and things you meet are definitely not without reason. They are all attracted to you. One of the most wonderful things in this world is that when you care about someone silently, one day you suddenly find that Ta is also eager to care about you.

22 to be authentic, good people are rewarded; Work hard and your steps will be solid!

Talking to loneliness, I just don't want to believe that I have left.

If you were a tear of mine. I will never cry because I am afraid of losing you. If I were a tear of yours, I would run down your cheek and flow to your lips, because I really want to kiss you.

Youth is happiness after all, because it has a future.

Don't be angry, don't be disappointed, don't be ecstatic, everything will pass. A simple sentence tells the whole of life. Whether you are sad or happy, whether you succeed or fail, whether you gather or disperse, everything will pass, so, a quiet life, a quiet life!

Everyone wants to meet someone in the best years, but it is often when they meet someone that they have the best years.

Face the past with the least regret, the present with the least waste, and the future with the most dreams.

The real peace is not to avoid the noise of cars and horses, but to plant chrysanthemums in the hedge of your heart.

The past belongs to death, and the future belongs to oneself.

3 1 Some things should be picked up and some things should be thrown away. Because, only when it's over will the beginning begin.

Always keep your passion for life and discover the beauty around you.

Happiness takes so many roads, so long and so much effort, but it only takes one step to destroy it, and no effort is needed at all.

Being able to tolerate the incomprehensible and unreasonable characteristics of others is the starting point for our free communication.

Those wrong turns, tears and sweat all make you unique.

Not the best time to meet you, but the best time after meeting you ~

Treat everyone equally, talk to a few people, and don't lose to anyone.

There is nothing that can't pass, only the mood that can't pass. Just change your mood and the world will be completely different.

I am a fish in the deep sea. My body is always cold and my heart often hurts, but I have been looking for warmth until I die.

I am a man without friends.

I am a friendless person, and I don't know how to talk to others. I am afraid of embarrassment and silence, and others will not take the initiative to talk to me. There are only people in the chat list who need to chat at work, and I can't change this damn character without friends. I really envy a person who has a small partner to chat with every day. I am super envious. Especially envious.

I am a man without friends.

First, I thought it was ok when I drew the draft, but as soon as I picked up the pen to color it, I suddenly felt that I had no friends, so I abandoned it ... and burst into tears. .....

I am a friendless person, and no one in Tomb-Sweeping Day has asked me out to play.

3. A roommate of the same age said that she hopes to meet someone who makes her feel excited. It's good to think so. Anyway, I think too much, I'm not confident, I'm demanding, I'm lazy, I'm boring, I have no friends, and I have narrow communication. I always thought I wouldn't meet someone I liked. I didn't expect to meet someone who fell in love at first sight in the year when I just graduated from college. I worked with him for three months, liked him and volunteered. He said he thought I was cute, too, but he said he was a bad guy and not suitable for me. Of course, it's not that simple. I know what he doesn't like about me It was a whim, but the reality was that he looked down on me.

Fourth, I always say that I have no friends. In fact, I still have many friends, but the more friends I have, the more I feel that my best friend is actually myself. No matter how busy, tired, painful and struggling, the only thing that can save yourself is yourself.

5. Hey, I don't know what to say. I just got married, and my family and girlfriends are going to marry him. My heart is warm, but I feel really guilty. For so many years, affection and friendship have always occupied the first two positions in my heart. I am a person who can't live without my friends. I really thank my friends for putting up with my bad temper all the way. I hope that no matter where I am in the future. We still love each other as before.

6. I find that some people are really selfish and have no friends, or it is natural for others to let her spoil her. If you don't follow her a little bit, you think you are not good, and you immediately turn your face. This kind of person always makes trouble for others, you know? Actually, I don't think you want to let you go, or I think you must be making trouble again, okay? Don't flatter yourself.

Maybe, I am a person without friends. I can't even take care of myself and lose myself.

Eight, I don't know how to live to this age, damn it. Go against the tide. Sometimes I really feel stupid enough to have no friends.

Nine, when the hair is long, envy short hair. When I cut it short, I want to grow my hair again. And dyed a color that I thought was ugly and had no friends. I dare not go back to meet people.

Ten, don't say that you don't have the energy to entertain after work, or even feel unbalanced when you see other people's entertainment activities. Dress up for work every day and pretend to be energetic in front of the leaders. No one goes home, no food, no friends to play with. Everyone has his own life. My life is to go home and collapse. I dare not collapse in bed and shrink on the carpet. Take a takeaway, take a shower and go to bed.

Xi。 When I have no friends alone, I will calm down and have a sleep. A friend is a definition. We are all friends. Family is the most important thing. When I lie still, I always think too much and complain. I hope I won't sit in the wrong seat. This article is only for a friend yesterday. See you yesterday.

Twelve, I had a lot of troubles when I grew up, but now I feel unhappy about everything. Looking through the messages of my former good friends, I found that I am really a cold-blooded person. Many of my former junior high school and high school friends had good relations. Because of my indifference, I don't know how to contact and care for friendship, and my relationship is weak. When I am sad, I can't find anyone to talk to, and I often feel lonely and have no friends. With my personality, it is really difficult to be with people around me. .....

Thirteen, many times I eat alone, walk alone and go to the toilet alone. Don't I feel lonely? What is loneliness? What's wrong with a person in this normal human life? But people always ask me, are you alone? Yes, I am alone. What's the problem? You need company to eat and drink Lazar? I don't need it. I don't feel lonely, nor do I have no friends. It's just that I just want to be alone

Fourteen, just for a moment, the disgust in your heart can drown you, and ugly people make more troubles. You still think you are awesome. Who gave you confidence? It's really like you said, you have no friends. . . Can only say: deserved it! ! !

15. I won't let you near me for your own good. It doesn't matter to me that there are people who haven't become friends, but I'm afraid my departure will affect you after we become friends.

I remember giving up all my friends who made me choose. If you say that only one of you and B can continue to be friends, I won't be friends with you anymore. I am a proud man at heart. No one can force me to do something I don't like, and no one can limit my choice. Since I have a choice, I choose to give you up like that. I don't care about loneliness, and I don't care about other people's opinions. I am the most comfortable and true self, and that's enough. There may be one chance, but there will never be countless times. Appreciate the arrogance of Li Bai and Lotte, and know that they are far apart. But, I remember, that was the direction I insisted on.

Seventeen, I have no ability, no career, no friends, no men, no house of my own, and I feel that I am on the verge of unbearable.

Eighteen, lack of sleep is easy to make people depressed? I don't want to talk all day, talk to people, answer the phone, reply to messages within 10, and add a punctuation mark. It's so cold that I have no friends.

Nineteen, loneliness is not as good as being alone. Who the fuck told me to get used to being alone and face life alone? As a result, you yourself said that no friend felt isolated in recent years and thought she could help you. Hehe, who is disgusting?

Twenty, I feel more and more like a good man without friends.

Twenty-one, why do some people think they are fairies, so beautiful that they have no friends and have superior charm? No one is better than him. I think there is nothing wrong with it. Xifeng is really like this.

I learned a lot and understood a lot from all kinds of chats tonight. Maybe I am a person who is very afraid of falling in love and losing friends, so I have been single and become a single VIp.

Twenty-three, I always feel that I don't like loneliness, but I prefer loneliness. Low emotional intelligence, no friends. A person has been reading in Guangtu all afternoon. Practice on the road. Stop. It's practice.

I don't have many friends, but everyone is an angel.

Twenty-five, feeling out of touch with the world. I have no friends, no friends, no brothers, no brothers. All I see is making money, making money, and finally I feel that I only exist in my own world! I hate this feeling, but I can't change it!

26. I can spoil you or change you. I have never broken up easily, and I never want to get back together. I seem to have lost the freedom of a sensitive boyfriend like you. I am a person who can't live without my friends. Be angry. I don't want to kid you.

Twenty-seven, occasionally look in the mirror and feel that you are good-looking. Turn on your cell phone and take pictures. Your face is too big to have any friends.

I am an easily shaken person, Hua Zai said. Being too frank is also a strategy. This time, I listened to my friend and gave up. I don't expect anything. Tan is really cruel to me.

Thank all the people who can get along well with me after I was scolded for being in a bad mood, otherwise I think I will probably have no friends.

Thirty, I have been painting to make up my homework these two days. I always feel very tired, so I don't have any friends My weight hasn't changed, but I always feel that my soul has lost a hundred pounds.

On the 31st and 5th days, I swam with my friends and then had dinner. I always feel that a bunch of people eat together. If you insist on losing weight, it will be very annoying, because you are afraid of having no friends, so eating it has nothing to do with the self-control of physical exercise. I just want to be happy! In addition, I gave Wangjing Xingmei a bad review. Not only is there no air conditioning in the screening hall, but the film is also stuck. Although the ticket was finally returned to the whole hall, there was no sincere apology.

32. I have a personality, and I am always ready to tear people up. Strangers or people who bully their parents and friends will come into the house and lift the table as soon as they get bloodshot. But if they are sabotaged by friends, they will be full of courage. I'll leave halfway. I can't throw away the evidence because I feel unbearable. I am a decent man without goals. I'm also afraid of those who are secretly ambitious, and I hope they all get what they want. I want them as far away from me as possible.

Tell the truth, I feel special every time I wear a ponytail! Don't! Handsome! Handsome to no friends! Kindness! Handsome!

Yes, strictly speaking, I am a person without friends.

Thirty-five years old, I always feel that good temper will bring good luck. He who loses his temper is hurting himself. After all, who likes to get along with people with bad temper? No friend is lonely. Try to be a warm person.

36. Probably because I often eat chicken in a single row, my apprentice still thinks I am a friendless person. She will be surprised if I go out to play. In fact, it's really because I don't have a double-row regular teammate.

I don't have a true bosom friend, because there are so many things I can't tell others, but I never want to hide these things from my husband who will marry me in the future (if I can get married), so I am lonely. I am a very proud person. In recent years, I have always shown the scenery to people around me alone, and I am not short of money. Every day is a happy joke. But every time I return to my place after being happy outside, the moment I open the door is like a bucket of ice water pouring all over my body from head to toe. That kind of indifference and loneliness is really hard to bear.

Thirty-eight, irrelevant people, don't know how to meet. I never mess with anyone. Influenced by these lowly people. She also thinks she is noble and special, so she has no friends and is lonely and unsociable. After all, we are not as noble as you, are we? You can be a princess or a queen in your world alone, but don't let me see you and don't provoke me easily. I am in a good mood, but I am not happy at the sight of you. Today's dinner is very happy. Four people chat together and talk about their feelings. Actually, I am still very happy. I'm afraid people will be jealous of me. Beautiful women will be mistresses, and strong women will be leftover women. He and I are so stable and happy, trusting and understanding each other, with a lot on our minds. I also saw the future clearly. People who don't like me won't bother me anymore. I already have a lot, and I will have more and more in the future. Many friends are noble people, and I am also cultivating my mind. Although I hate her very much, I just want to teach her a lesson in language and don't want to call names. Why is she so bad? This will only attract bad things to her.

39. Sometimes I feel that I have pretended to be a professional writer. I put all the books in order at home today. If I really want to finish these lists, I feel that I have no friends, not to mention my inner anxiety about falling in love and traveling. Ouch.

Forty, I haven't brushed my circle of friends for more than a month. I used to brush my circle of friends once every 20 minutes, but I finally quit, but now I feel like I have no friends. Ha ha ha ha.

Forty-one, I am a very sad person, not many people can be called friends, so I cherish those who can support my friends now. I hope I really annoy you in the future, please tell me so that I can change, otherwise I will lose one of my few friends in confusion! ! !

Forty-two, the mood is the same as Qing Wu's feet. Although I think I didn't scold the wrong person, I also think I really don't have any friends these two days, so I should lose my temper. Besides, I didn't cry in the quarrel today, and I scolded the right person. It seems that we still have to scold the right person.

Forty-three, sometimes I feel that I don't have a bad-tempered friend, but your friend says: You are a teacher, no wonder you are so gentle. Sometimes you feel that your temper can't be better, but some people say, why are you so impatient?

Forty-four, the real estate value-added tax is so complicated that I have no friends. I always feel that I should sort out a special part.

Forty-five years, I have been learning how to get along with myself in recent years. I always think this is a cool skill, but it is so cool that I will have no friends. Fortunately, there are many good friends. We gather in the north and the south to share our experiences or talk about ourselves. Gossip stars with a cup of milk tea, the more they grow up in the afternoon, the more unwilling they are to accommodate people and things, and the more they respect their own wishes. Life is so short that they regard the happiness and unhappiness they have experienced as an experience. Looking back, they are all their own treasures, willful and heartless. That part

Forty-six, not too casual; You are just a person, seeing through everything; I think it's just that I look stupid. The reason why a person hurts is because he cares. Too smart people always have no friends around them: forgive yourself if you cry.

47. I suddenly want to ask whether people really need friendship or I really need it. I am willing to be alone, and even find pleasure in it. In my mind, I have clearly defined the layers of boundaries, what kind of people are in what kind of grid. Now I don't want to know others, and I don't want to be known. To tell the truth, since I was a child, I felt that I was a person without friends and would be at a loss.

Forty-eight, if one day I also become a person who spends all day in a circle of friends and thinks that the baby is really great and has no friends, how terrible it will be.

A famous saying about having no friends

1. Without friends, the world is not lovely.

Second, we have fewer friends than we think, but we know more-Hofmannsthal.

Obviously, there is no man without faults, because he can't find any friends in this world, and he seems to belong to a completely different species-Herzlit.

A person without friends is like a life without sunshine.

People who are surrounded by good friends are not as happy as those who are besieged on all sides.

Sixth, the right path is right and the evil path is evil.

Seven, is everyone's friend, not anyone's friend.

8. Kind words and promises are easier said than done. Only when you are in trouble can you see the sincerity of your friends.

Nine, love less flattery, friends talk more.

Learning alone without friends is ignorance.

Eleven, a good word warms three winters, and a bad word hurts in June.

The only way to find friends is to be friends with others.

Thirteen, friends must help each other in adversity, that is true friendship.

Fourteen, there is nothing more beautiful and enjoyable than friendship in the world; Without friendship, the world seems to have lost the sun.

15 years old, however, when China has our friendship, the horizon is in sight.

Wealth is not a friend, but a friend is wealth.

Seventeen, friends see friends transparently, and they exchange lives with each other.

18. It's really sad and lonely without real friends. Without friends, the world is just a wilderness.

Nineteen, make friends in trouble.

Nothing in the world is more precious than sincere and intelligent friends.

Twenty-one, you must choose your hometown when you are alive, and you must be talented when you travel.

22. What is a friend? Friends are a sincere interaction, but I can feel the harmonious heartbeat induced by the sacred unicorn.

23. People who don't have sincere friends are really lonely.

Twenty-four, wine meets a thousand cups of friends, and lovers talk more.