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We'll talk when it doesn't exist

1. Mosquitoes are gods. If you don't buy some mosquito-repellent incense to burn, it will sting you all the time.

8. A brother with a younger sister is usually gentle, and a sister with a younger brother usually becomes a bitch in three seconds.

9. Sometimes, you don't understand, but pretend to understand; Sometimes, you understand, but you pretend you don't.

10. One day in the dormitory, my roommate said to the mirror, I am so handsome. Suddenly another roommate said, you are so fucking cruel that you lied to yourself.

1 1. The whole city is watching the rain, and only I am watching to see if you have an umbrella.

12. If you are not blind, don't understand me with your ears. /Shu Ming/Qu Ming/

13. The worst feeling in the world is having to doubt what you used to believe.

14. It takes 50 kilograms to crush a person's head and only one sentence to break a person's heart.

15. Say sorry to myself, I haven't learned to love myself in these years!

16. No matter how busy a city is, it is empty without you; No matter how quiet the city is, with you, it is home.

17. Perfect boyfriend, no smoking, no drinking, no cheating, no existence!

18. When I was a child, I played like a madman with sheets. When I grow up, I cry like a fool with a quilt.

19. Her heart is a city, and he is the only citizen.

20. Since you did something wrong, why should you blame others for putting you in the army?

If it's too imperfect, I can't afford your perfect love.

1. Sometimes, you choose to keep your distance from someone, not because you don't care, but because you clearly know that he doesn't belong to you.

Second, some wounds will grow better after a long time; Some grievances are relieved when they are figured out; Some pain, endured for a long time, became a habit, but in many lonely moments, it returned to my heart. -in fact, some words hidden in my heart should not have been hidden, but not all the pain can be shouted out.

Third, loneliness, loneliness, loneliness, if you can give me a little time to understand what you said that I don't understand, I think the rest of the narrators have long been lonely patients.

Fourth, some people give you their hearts, but you pretend not to see them because you don't like them. Someone cuts out your heart, but you pretend it doesn't hurt because you love it.

Don't be poor, because nobody will give you money. Don't shout tired, because nobody will help you. Don't give up because no one wants you to win. Don't rely on others, because only you are the most reliable. Don't cry, because everyone is waiting for a joke. Don't beg, because someone wants you to be a beggar. Don't be down and out, because a bunch of people are waiting to hit people when they are down and out. Don't look back, because things are terrible. Don't be sad, because you will only frown but go to your heart. Don't bow your head, because there is no gold on the ground, only stones. Don't force it, because twisting melons is not sweet.

Six, fancy, pursuit, good, happy, fast, tired, noisy, light, scattered.

Seven, some people know that they don't love, but they still reluctantly accept it. When they get along, they are miserable and the other party is unhappy. Love can't be forced, and kindness can't please. Because one party doesn't love, and the pain is far more than the joy, why should the other party entangle each other? Without sweetness, it is difficult to love. If you love each other, you will love deeply, but if you don't love, you will go quickly. Not entangled, not mean; No burden, enjoy freedom.

Eight, too imperfect, I can't afford your perfect love.

Nine, memories always slap me in the face, pointing to old injuries and not letting me forget.

Ten, if you really love someone, let him go, if he comes back, he will always be yours; If he doesn't come back, he never belongs to you.

The sense of security that a man wants is that the whole world has left him, but there is still a woman who never leaves. The sense of security a woman wants is that even if the whole world loves her, she only loves you. The woman a man wants is his retreat. The man a woman wants is her only home.

Twelve, when all possession and persistence become a kind of harm, giving up is the best destination. Who can understand whose pain; Who can understand whose pain, whose tears, not hanging on whose face, who does not know its cold; The injury is not on anyone, and no one knows its weight. Perhaps, you can see the tears in your eyes, but you may not feel the sadness in your heart. Perhaps, you can see the scars on your body, but you may not feel the sadness in your heart. Turn around and leave before you cry, leaving a gorgeous back and letting your heart go easily.

Thirteen, there is a kind of loss, can not be said, can only rely on feelings; There is a kind of sadness that can't be said and can only be relied on; There is a kind of love that can only be concealed by deception; There is a kind of heartache called wordless sex.

14. If you really love someone, you can hold an umbrella for him and accompany him in the rain instead of helping him solve his physiological needs. Married couples may divorce, not to mention that you are just a couple who are temporarily together and have no passport.

The first man taught you romantic feelings, but the last man gave you eternal love. Women, what is most worth cherishing is the last man, not the first one.

Sixteen, the bow of life, too full, people will be tired, dissatisfied people will fall behind. People who regard life as a trip will always encounter scenery, which is light and far away; And those who regard life as a battlefield will always encounter struggles, which are exciting and intense. Life is like this. You will meet everything you choose. There is no right or wrong, only bear or not. Learn to let go of things that make you unhappy and people that make you humble. As long as there is tomorrow, today is always the starting point.

Seventeen, smart girls are eager for love, but they are more calm and rational than ordinary girls. She won't fall in love for the sake of falling in love. What she wants is a man who loves her and deserves her love. She is responsible for her own feelings and for the feelings of others.

18. The gossip is like this. The more you try to get rid of it, the darker it becomes. On the contrary, what if you are willing to cross and say it is true? Gossip has lost the meaning of communication.

Nineteen, in fact, we are all simple children, but this society has complicated us.

Twenty, having unforgettable love is a kind of happiness. Love and hate are deep, and only those who really love and hate will realize it. I will be grateful to those who love me or hate me. Love can burn yourself and warm others, and hate can burn others and destroy yourself. Love is like giving a rose, leaving a lingering fragrance in your hand, but hate hurts yourself and others.

When we were young, the moon was always round, beautiful and a perfect crystallization in our eyes. Now, in our eyes, the moon is a changeable remnant light. The moon has ups and downs, and people have joys and sorrows. How long will this bright moon last in people's eyes?

22. The best love is that she is indifferent to her ambition, not mercenary, she can cope with all kinds of challenges and temptations in life, she won't forget the benefits and wealth easily, and she won't push her lover far away. When she is with you, when she is brilliant, she will be proud of your brilliance; When you are down and out, she will cheer for your disappointment.

Twenty-three, loneliness, fear at first, get used to it later, and finally enjoy it.

Twenty-four, many people say that I gave my whole heart to a deception, or, I love him so much, why did he leave me, or I gave my whole heart, and my life without him is meaningless. Love is a sincere communication between two people, not a transaction, and sometimes it may not be rewarded because you may love the wrong person.

Twenty-five, a person came to this world and played various roles. When we were young, we played clowns. For you in the eyes of others at that time, we were blind and simple. When we grow up, we still play the same clown this time, but now you are so ridiculous and humble in the eyes of others.

Twenty-six, in front of some people, the more you want to get close to them, the more you care about them, the more you will ignite their arrogance and indifference, and the more you look worthless; In the face of some things, the more you want to solve it, the more urgent it is, and the more it is, the worse it will be. When dealing with people, be calm and well-founded. You don't have to lose your character to please others, and you don't have to lose the fun of being a man for fame and fortune. Don't give up things that belong to you easily, blindly pursue things that you don't have a chance, live up to heaven and look down on people.

Twenty-seven, not everyone who passes by will know, and not everyone who knows is worrying. In this life, in that place, when we turned around, you said I appeared at the wrong time, but we couldn't forget that sincere feeling. Only one relationship can't continue, one person can't snuggle up, a voice can't ring in the ear, and one hand can't hold the temperature of the palm.

Not not drinking, but refusing to indulge.

Reflect the autumn moon in autumn water and let the brightness of the moon float in the brow.

The city has bent down its waistline, and I still harbor the attic of my dreams.

The pointer said three o'clock, and I took a peek. It was raining on a cloudy day, and my eyes were in the sand outside the window.

Follow the illusion of excessive emptiness and hide in the clouds, count every minute and throw away from reality.

The moment before I collapsed into the sea, there was a one-second interval, and things changed under my nose.

Spread out the paper that may be full of fantasy, or your hands may not have reached the desired angle.

Just waiting for me to get tired of sneaking around, I turned a corner and pulled away from the sheep and the sound.

The window sill marked the date of morning light, and the day before yesterday was the same as today.

The city's defense is not strong, and the red and green signals in the eyes are swaying.

The cold weather in the north is accompanied by low temperature. Please let me put a scarf on you to resist the sting.

The blueprint that has been drawn still maintains the original skeleton.

Eyes full of deep holes are swallows on the banks of the Yangtze River, as gentle as weak water.

Not not drinking, but refusing to indulge.

Singing in the dream, the notes slowly flow out of the dream, and the voice lies gently between you and me.

It's like drawing an empty shell left by a cicada with a pen without paint.

I was distracted when I was thinking about it. It continued to rain, and I received many memories, and my figure wobbled.

Geometric melancholy, willing to pay the geese to travel thousands of miles to express their feelings, just to lose weight for Iraqis.

Beautiful love sentence-stick to an agreement that you don't think exists.

I just want to share my feelings with the person I like. But because you said too much about love, no one will believe your love any more.

That's what you said. We are a match made in heaven. Then what happened? I was fooled by time. (Is my love right? )

I stood there stupidly, sticking to an agreement that you didn't think existed.

Girls don't understand that boys don't forget when they play dumb, but think about how to surprise girls.

I will care about you carefully, and I will boldly confess to you. If love can be said earlier, I should know what to do.

Everyone has changed. I'm the only one still spinning around. I figured it out. I have to face the reality. I will live a good life. Live for yourself.

Once I was so sincere to you, but you didn't care. I want you to pay it back bit by bit in the future.

I especially like the disgusting and sensational plot+dialogue in the movie. Although I haven't, I am longing for it.

I hate falling in love with you. I was denied the meaning of my existence. Everything is accommodating to you. It's hypocritical to suffocate yourself.

My love for you is like a fire on a stove swaying in the wind, which will never go out.

I suddenly remembered some things and people in the past, which gave me the feeling that at that time, we just didn't have any troubles and just played all day. I don't know how you are now.

You know, a man is good or bad, not whether he is a playboy or single-minded. Since ancient times, men have been playboys, but whether they have control or not.

Hello, stranger, glad not to know you. If I knew your name, I would start to care about you, so I can't speak frankly.

Are you busy pursuing an unexpected tenderness like me all day?

What is happiness? Happiness is the unspeakable sweetness in my heart at that moment.

In fact, I hope you will all say that I know how to cherish the girls around me ... maybe I really don't know how to cherish it myself.

Because I love you, I forgive you again and again. Finally, I found that you don't love me.

If my heart is not on me, what do I need that body for?

In every playboy's heart, there is a person who hurts him the most.

In the exam, I am going to write "Baidu once, you will know" on the paper, which makes the marking teacher very angry.

Sorry, my prince charming, I took a taxi without waiting for your pumpkin car.

Why did you climb into my bed when you knew I would hurt you, you stinking cockroach?

Since we are so imperfect ourselves, what else can we ask the world to be perfect?

Since you sent me with tears in this life, I will send you with blood in the next life.

The saddest thing is that you can't laugh when you want to laugh, but you will burst into tears when you want to cry.

You have a choice, one is to get out at once; The second is to get out immediately. Of course, you can also choose to get out immediately.

If I give you a little sunshine, you will be brilliant, so I won't give you sunshine in the future, so you can't be brilliant.

Time did not make us forget that love, but made us more determined in our choice.

I won't force anything, as long as I can be together. If I can't, I won't bow down and rely on you. I will go at once, because I am a Leo.

I recorded every memory we had together, and every day you left, I silently wrote it down.

Bought a disc, the boss said it was seven beasts against a weak woman, and took it home to see that it was a fine steel gourd doll!

The most tiring thing in the world is to see your heart broken and have to stick it on yourself.

The first part: student ID card, admission ticket and ID card, without the second part: listening, reading and composition, without cross-examination: emphasizing participation.

Who always pretends to be happy in front of others, who knows that this is the loneliest person?

Tomb-Sweeping Day, it's not easy for students to have a holiday these days. Even a festival should be moved by their ancestors.

The so-called love is having someone who can easily control your emotions, making you cry one second and laughing the next.

Don't take a person too seriously, because you may be nothing to that person.

I love you ",so what? The first letters of these three words together are not a joke.

I said: My greatest pride in my life is knowing a proud little woman named xx.

The article said: His greatest pride in this life is that her woman is Ma Yili.

You and I, who can't see the road ahead clearly, still don't know how to cherish.

When I want to cry, I will close my eyes to make it stop crying, and then tell myself that I can still hold on.

Brother, do you know what it feels like to miss you? Brother, brother misses you.

Every day, I watch you buckle online and offline, watch you talk, and watch your photos. Just because you haven't been deleted, you don't know all this.

We will smile in the future until we meet again.

Without me, who will laugh, play, sing and play with you?

Looking back, even if I really love you so much, your every move now is not worth my love. YD .

What we can do for our parents is to let them enjoy their old age happily. . .

If you still don't understand, I don't need to be patient and realistic.

If I don't marry Nobita in the end, the persistence he believed in all his life will collapse in one second.

Secret love is a courtesy, narcissism is a pride, love is a style, and not love is a taste.

I am never embarrassed because I am gay. On the contrary, I can be honest about my feelings.

Birds can't fly without wings, but I can live well without you.

Color, only faint, will fade when it is deep; Life is very simple, and it will deteriorate if it is complicated.

I burned my head a few days ago. When I got home, my mother asked me in shock: Did you touch the switch?

I really miss being a child. I can go shirtless like a man when it is hot.

Don't call me old-fashioned, I said retro. Don't call me vulgar, I call this a nation.

When you do it right, no one will remember; When doing something wrong, even breathing is wrong.