Interesting copy of WeChat friends circle

1, I was bleeding when I translated English, and you were black and blue when I worked out the mathematical equation.

Every time you go shopping, people will tell you that if you really want it, I will give you a cheaper price. You see, sincerity is so worthless!

There are not one or two people who hate me, and there are many who speak ill of me. Why can I not care? Because lions don't turn around because dogs bark.

I ordered a cigarette, but I smoked loneliness.

5, there are hills and valleys in the heart, mountains and rivers in the eyebrows.

6, rotten wood can't be carved, at least it can be burned.

7. The breeze blows gently, and I like you very much.

8. I saw a sister kneeling on the ground and writing a line on the ground in front: Ask for a taxi fare of two yuan. I looked at the sister, but sighed and turned away. You didn't take two dollars with you when you went out, and you still had a piece of chalk in your pocket. Are you a fool?

9. When my mother became a swan, you were still an egg.

10, playing mobile phone late at night, in addition to being sentimental, I was also hit in the face by my mobile phone.

1 1, sorry to make you laugh.

12, stop saying to me, "Why are you still together when you know you will break up?" In this case, you know you will die sooner or later, so why insist on living!

13, afraid to look in the mirror for too long, for fear of falling in love with myself.

14, I hope to win a person's heart, so as to avoid blind date again!

15, learned to be arrogant and learned not to bow.

16, when dating Xiansen in the summer vacation, there will always be a mistress named summer homework.

17, my strongest three heartbeats occurred when I was called by the teacher in class and when I walked down the stairs, you smiled back at me.

18, at home, I kept surfing the Internet when I had a fever, and sneezed at school, thinking it was terminal cancer.

19, in my world, I am the rule.

20, the most contradictory is, living a pig's life, but want the Monkey King's figure.

2 1, when I took the history exam, I had a heavy feeling inexplicably, because I was about to change history.

22, study and study, why do you want to take the exam? How can there be no trust between people?

23. I couldn't sleep the year before, and I couldn't sleep the year after.

24, others pretend, I have to install experience.

25. Silence is golden. I was silent for so long, but I didn't see the gold.

26. When I was fat, I didn't abandon people who were kind to me. I wrote it down in a notebook. I will definitely repay you when I lose weight.

27, talk about a love, one less friend.

28. I have fallen. I can't swim until now. You know, before I was born, I was definitely the fastest swimmer.

29, my mother said that my wife is virtuous, and I feel too idle to do anything!

30. Sleep when you are tired and laugh when you wake up.

3 1. If the whole world doesn't want you, remember to come to me. I know several traffickers.

32. Wukong, you are naughty again. How can you talk to sister Guanyin like this?

33. You love me the most because you are beautiful.

34, you saw it right, how to say it. The pixels are relatively low.

35. You take part in accidental amusement, and I will accompany you.

36. If you feel dark, be your own sun.

37, the husband is not without tears, not to alienate.

38. Youth is like toilet paper. It looks a lot. It's not enough to use it alone!

39. Losing weight is not so easy. Every piece of meat has its temper.

40. I don't accept any comments and criticisms behind it. If you think I'm upset, thank you for your mood. I am very happy.

4 1, others wait for the umbrella, and I wait for the rain to stop.

42. Speaking well does not mean that you have no temper.

43. Don't panic if you cheat, just pretend if you catch it.

44. Try to match with the classmates around you, and you will save a lot of money in the future.

45. Nowadays, boys are too bad. They are whiter, taller and more beautiful than girls, and they compete with girls for boyfriends.

46. Don't be too good. You can refuse what you don't want to do. You don't have to force what you can't do. If you don't like it, pretend not to hear it.

47. People often say that youth should not be left blank, so I smeared it!

48. I stretched out my hand and you refused to come with me, so I stretched out my foot and tripped you. You really chased me.

49. White covers all ugliness. Are you white or ugly?

50. I think that year, when my sister was the thinnest, she was only six and a half pounds!

5 1, kill one person at a time, and leave a thousand miles.

52. Don't reply if you don't want to reply. People who hate will stay away. Show it when you are unhappy. Don't always live by looking at other people's faces. Early cooling is not a long-term solution.

53. Some people say that I am shameless, which is nonsense. How can a handsome man like me be shameless!

Today, my neighbor complained that I was disturbing the people because I was poor.

55. Besides asking for it, there are other people's sufferings waiting for you.

56, you unruly, just want to hurt me.

57. Starting school is the pain of breathing. It lives in every corner of my body. It hurts to get a haircut, wear a school uniform and even see a teacher.

58. Time flies, only strength lasts forever!

59. the famous flowers have been taken, and the hoe is ruthless.

60. The earth is rich and the world is not lonely.

6 1, ten thousand flowers, leaves not touching the body.

62. How ugly you can be, just like donkey face and Dalmatian.

63. My friend said that my stomach was black. I decisively lifted my coat and pointed to his snow-white belly. It's white.

64. If you do something wrong, I can cut you some slack. You lied to me, and I can cut you some slack. You broke my heart, I can still cut you some slack! But remember, I have a temper, not a horse!

65. Son, it doesn't matter if you don't do well in this exam. You are still young. Work hard slowly. Your father and I can have another child.

What's delicious about snacks? I prefer to eat you.

67. I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future and no escape.

68. Why should I take you seriously? You are not my makeup contact lens.

69. Wear perfume if you have money, and toilet water if you have no money.

70. I have no other advantages, at least in disappointing. I never let people down.

7 1, I don't know what you are laughing at all day, laughing like a broken cloth shoe.

72. There are always some people in life who try their best to get close to you every day and chat with you late into the night, in fact, in order to steal your expression pack.

73. There are only two factors that prevent me from succeeding now. One is sleepy when you are full, and the other is hungry when you wake up.

74. Those who always say that others are pretending to be forced, you are not even pretending to be forced.

75. I am who I am. If I don't like it, step aside.

76. I don't know what my life is, but I know it's definitely not for you to bully.

77. Some things turn around and last a lifetime.

78. A boy who is kind to only one girl is called a warm man, and a boy who is kind to all girls is called a hot dog.

79. When the kitten takes a nap, the earth is turning.

80. I'm sorry. I know who you love most.