Kind of funny. Tell me something interesting.

1. Love me and do harm for the people.

2. As cool as the wind and as wild as a dog.

The rest of my life is so beautiful, why deal with a group of dogs?

When I protect the person I like, don't reason with me, I don't understand.

When I get married, I will blow up the divorce office.

6. Go to sleep and help me turn off the moon.

7. Be bold, careful and thick-skinned when eating in class.

8. There is a kind of backbone called boredom without doing homework.

9. I am your god, reversing all beings.

10. I have been single for a long time, not to mention unscrewing the bottle cap. I can unscrew the fire hydrant.

1 1. I love you enough to beat you.

12. Spirit is used to collapse, and personality is used to split.

13. Lao Tzu is too beautiful to cry for love.

14. Cute is justice, and I am truth.

15. It's still a long time. You can take your frivolity and impulsiveness.

16. If anyone takes my place in your arms, I will send him directly to the crematorium.

17. Cool enough to be denied by six parents, soft enough to be omnipotent.

18. If you don't fall in love, make trouble.

19. Sometimes lively and cheerful, sometimes domineering and vicious.

20. I hope you know who you are. You are my man.

2 1. May you have wine, meat and girls in the future, and girls are ugly.

22. You fell in love and drowned.

23. Give me a bed, and I will sleep until the earth is destroyed.

24. All that can be left is rubbish, and all that can be taken away is rubbish.

The more jealous you are of me, the better, because my life is your dream.

26. My progress made him sit up and take notice, and since then he has lost his eyes.

27. I don't want to be likable, I just want to be a charming bastard.

28. I can spoil you or I can spoil you.

29. Drink the strongest wine, smoke the hottest cigarettes and love the person you love the most.

30. People who have the face to be you will have the face to shut you up.

3 1. If you come any closer, I won't let you go.

32. You can't say that you are mentally ill, because you have no brains at all.

33. Say money is a bastard, spend it and earn it.

34. If I want to win, you must lose.

Don't call me arrogant, but I refuse to deal with animals.

I don't look down on you, but I don't care about you at all.

37. If you love someone, you should always be ready to elope with him.

38. People are floating in rivers and lakes. Who doesn't help men show off?

39. Dead mice don't feel cold. The closer I get to the exam, the bigger my waves will be.

40. It's really comfortable for people who don't like me to add trouble to your heart.

4 1. Your face is so big, you must be the person who gives me the most face in the world.

42. If ugliness can be eaten as food, it can feed1300 million people.

43. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

44. Hold your hand and drag it away.