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86 sentences after drunkenness

1, tonight is a rare event, * * * This lamp is candlelight.

2. When will there be a bright moon? I take my glass from a distance.

3. Who is drunk when the residual cup is advised not to drink?

4, men don't drink, go to the world.

5. If others don't know, unless you drink.

6, the wine is strong and heroic, and refuses to accept his wife.

7, wine and meat have passed through the intestines, friends pay attention!

8, deep feelings are boring, and feelings are shallow.

9, drunk, I refuse to accept anyone, just hold the wall.

10, I got the breeze drunk and returned with a smile.

1 1, a new song and a glass of wine, the weather was old last year.

12, after midnight, I woke up with the residual light and lay listening to the rustling rain and lights.

13, don't drink or smoke, and save countless money in three years.

14, three glasses of wine and a pot of tea in the Millennium.

15, learned to smoke and drink, learning will not last forever.

16, a glass of wine, joys and sorrows, north and south of Wan Li.

17, the sorrow has been broken, drunk for no reason. Tears come before wine.

18 but since the water is still flowing, let's raise our glasses to drown our sorrows, even though we cut it with swords.

19 but since the water is still flowing, although we cut it with a sword, sadness will come back, although we drown them with wine.

20, the song is not finished, people are scattered, the wine is not drunk, and the heart is broken.

2 1, a glass of turbid wine is Wan Li's destination, but Ran Yan is not happy.

22. There are thousands of people in the wine, and prostitutes go with the flow.

23. If you get a confidant and continue to drink, you just want to get drunk.

24, intoxicating is nothing more than flowers * * * wine, flowers are beauty wine is sorrow.

25. Autumn geese are escorted by Changfeng, which can be a tall building.

26. Wine can be as hot as fire or as cold as ice.

27. Wine reminds me of you, but you forget me.

28. I wonder whose name I will call when I am drunk.

29. Fighting together and drinking together are all brothers.

30, standing on one foot, drinking does not count, * * a drink never counts.

3 1. Only when you are drunk can you feel real physical and mental freedom.

32, heartbreaking drinking, drinking hurts the lungs, and finally heartless.

33, half a catty of improper wine, a catty to help the wall, I will not go half a catty.

34, wine can be chaotic, Buddhists quit it, wine can nourish, and Xianjia drinks it.

35. The drunken body began to fly, and I learned to get drunk after you left.

36. Dreaming that you are drunk is like waking up after drinking hangover soup.

37. I especially want to know who I will shout when I am drunk.

38. Strive for the upper reaches, and then the upper reaches, which is worthy of being first-class in China and praised in the world.

Let me get drunk alone, and all my happiness and sadness will turn to dust.

40. Men are animals if they don't drink, so drinking is worse than animals.

4 1, men live like eunuchs without smoking, and men live like dogs without drinking.

42. Up to now, I hate drinking and your false promises after drinking.

43, drunk, never the alcohol concentration is too high, but the deeper the emotional damage!

44, strong feelings, not enough to drink; Feeling thin, can't drink; Emotional iron, drinking blood.

45. I really want to get drunk, because I want to know whose name I called when I was drunk.

46. But since the water is still flowing, even though we cut it with a sword, sadness will come back, even though we drown them with wine. Tomorrow I will loosen my hair and go fishing.

47, snuff He Taixi, Jiuqing is a blind date. When you are drunk, you are a guest, and poetry becomes a sense of god.

48, wine can eliminate sorrow, can also add interest. But after waking up, it is a feeling: headache.

49. Work is meeting, coordination is getting drunk, management is charging, and the leader is right!

50. Suits and ties go to hotels mostly for entertainment, and all the people who can drink in the night market are friends.

5 1, wine is accompanied by loneliness, not loneliness. Only when I was drunk did I realize that I had missed the person beside me.

52. Most people get drunk not because others advise them, but because they drink too much when others advise them to drink.

53, drinking is not drunk, lust is not chaotic, you can't take ill-gotten gains, you can forgive others to save yourself.

54. Peach Fairy cultivates peach trees and picks them as drinks. When I wake up, I just sit in front of the flowers and come to sleep after drinking.

55, white wine mountain is newly cooked, yellow chicken is autumn fat. Calling the boys to stew yellow chicken for me, the children shouted my cotton cloth with a smile.

56. I have been bothering for 30 years and have been confused for half my life. Gain and loss never wake up, only a glass of wine is the most intimate.

57. It is not right to drink or not, at least three cups; There is no cloud in the sky and no drought in the ground. That cup doesn't count.

58. Wine is a catalyst for inspiration and emotion. It is said that this person wants to drink to the moon, and there are hundreds of drinking poems.

59. Many people say that they can't forget drinking, but they still drink. The pursuit of drinking is not forgetting, but a temporary relief.

60. Looking forward to the happiness in your dreams. Time can't put out the wine of love, and distance can't open the hand of missing.

6 1, but make the host intoxicated, I don't know where in a foreign land. Drinking the bright moon alone Li Bai from from a pot of wine among the flowers, I drink alone. No one is with me.

62. I drink occasionally. Smoking occasionally, thinking of you often! Drinking hurts the liver, smoking hurts the lungs, and I miss you so much.

63. I want to cry. Tears are in my eyes. I want to laugh to the corners of my mouth. I just want to numb all my thoughts with alcohol.

64. It is nonsense to say that drinking is for a complete indulgence. Actually, I just want to give myself an excuse to cry.

65. It's okay to lean against a dangerous building. Looking forward to spring sorrow, the sky is dark. In the afterglow of the grass, no one will lean on the fence and be silent.

66. Will goodwill be guaranteed? I think the Milky Way is a long way. Cen Can old man, 70 years old, still sells wine, with thousands of pots and pans at the door.

67. The first time I retaliated against a person, I tasted it, like drinking. After drinking it, it is fragrant and sweet, but it is full of bitterness afterwards.

68. Who will cry for me, who will feel sorry for me, who will be drunk for me and who will feel sorry for me? This person may not have appeared yet.

69. A bad drinker drinks mostly to vent, while I, a good drinker, give up drinking to keep something deep in my heart.

70, not drunk, still want to get drunk; Either travel or want to travel. It turns out that I am so unhappy after all.

7 1, I advise you to drink one more glass of wine and go out of Yangguan for no reason. Chu Guangxi, the owner of Xinfeng, has new wine, and the old guests return to the old hall.

72, wine field life, life wine field, whether it is annoying or laughing. A table of wine deduces a society; A glass of wine, Lang Lang Gan Kun.

73. In the eyes of others, I may be massive, or I may say that I am very happy, but only my own psychology is weighing the drums.

74. At the wine glass end, the policy is relaxed; Chopsticks can be lifted; Stop eating and drinking, or you can't do it; You and I are both drunk, so it is right not to drink.

75, sorrow has been drunk. Tears come before wine. The night is deep, the lights are gone, the lights disappear between the lights, but I lean on the pillow and chat to sleep. This endless loneliness really makes the taste of loneliness similar. Worry is endless, and the distance is like spring water.

Don't drink too much in the morning. How many tables are left tonight? Don't get drunk when drinking at noon and have a meeting in the afternoon; You can't drink at night, lest your wife look everywhere.

77. When a person drinks too much, his legs will not listen to him when he is old, and he will get angry when he sees others drinking. It is always bad for a person to be angry often.

78. Tables in pubs must be made thick and strong. In this way, drunken people can put all their sad failures and tears here and leave with peace of mind.

79. Stop your heart when you are tired and always rely on your partner's harbor. Now parting is just around the corner, blurring your eyes and mine. The breadth of heaven and earth, I would like to be close as neighbors, wave my hand and enjoy a better life from now on.

80, men and women are matched, and work is not tired. Because in front of the opposite sex, men always like to show their manly side. Only in this way can you be like a man, so male chauvinism is sometimes necessary.

8 1, three years, flying like a meteor, disappeared in the blink of an eye. It's hard to give up, it's unforgettable, and laughter is sad. Drunk, talking about life, thinking of three years of wry smile, corners of the mouth slightly upturned. Fate, this life is not owed.

82. Every time we meet, two people hiding the same little secret push a cup for a change across the sea of people and smile at each other. How warm it is. We will talk about trivial days, we will be drunk by others, and we will drink others with a tacit smile.

83. How many women like the man who makes her laugh, but finally fall in love with the man who makes her cry. How many women have been having an affair in other people's eyes, but when I was drunk, I opened my address book and couldn't even find anyone who could speak my mind.

84. Invite three or two friends and sail down the river in a gondola. Regardless of sunrise, don't ask sunset, get drunk for three days at sunrise, sleep in the sky after drunkenness, the river is pregnant, the sky is covered, you wander around Wan Li, indifferent to the world. It's a pity that I only feel this way now, and I have no leisure.

85. Wine is a good thing, which can make people anesthetized and emboldened. Of course, I don't remember my mistake after waking up ~ The excuse is always "I drank too much", but I forgot that drinking sometimes hurts people. From then on, you and I will not bother each other, and I hope we will never meet again in the next life.

86. Later, we began to get used to being alone, and we couldn't see the joys and sorrows on our faces. We got used to another hug and fell in love with others. May also be in a late night, a drunken, or speechless, looking at the distance, thinking about the scenery with * * *. Later, we learned to be strong and smile, but there was no spring breeze last year.