Humor about friends circle

1. It snows. I am no longer single dog, but a sled dog.

It was a little girl who was incompetent and unintentionally offended her son. My son can allow me to offend my life.

I want to be fat into a sea and drown all the dead skinny people who show off.

4, goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair and add water, ignite and cover the pot!

I admit that I am timid and don't want anyone to know that I liked you.

6. I would rather be fat and delicate than thin and similar.

7. You play diving, and I play lurking.

8. There are only two kinds of women, their own and others'.

9. It's really troublesome to meet strangers, and many lies have to be told.

10, people like me who don't even know a few famous brands sometimes don't even feel that others are showing off their wealth.

1 1. Thank you for stealing my partner and letting me know that he is putting on airs.

12, class time is like a Fu Nan battery, with one section longer than six.

13, take fewer photos, or your inferiority complex will come out.

14, even if you rob my wife, what does it mean to give me a green diamond for one year?

15, life is not only the immediate life, but also the poems you can't read and the distant places you can't reach.

16, I struggle with three things every day. Can't sleep at night, can't get up in the morning. I regret going to bed too late yesterday.

17, there is a regular state every day after the holiday. In the morning, I didn't wake up, in the afternoon, I couldn't wake up, and in the evening, I played chicken blood.

18, I sold my dream and acted cool. I am a super invincible beautiful girl.

19, I finally got used to my appearance, got a haircut and changed my ugly method.