Let you laugh out the sand sculpture sentence of abdominal muscles and send it to a circle of friends.

1, I won't sleep if you don't sleep. Look at me. I'm a perfect match.

If everything is as simple as eating fat, however, everything is as difficult as losing weight.

I dare not ask what kind of girl you like. I'm afraid I've seen them all.

4. Why hasn't my the only thrill come yet? I really want to help him choose a SF to arrive the next day.

5. Why try to make money? Because I'm afraid to shake hands with people. They wear Cartier and you wear rubber bands.

6. When my wife was pregnant, I called my father to report the good news and said excitedly, Dad, you are going to be a grandson!

7. The task to be completed today loves you, misses you and praises you.

8. My classmates helped me with my lessons for three months. Finally, the grades dropped.

9. Do you know a bird told me that I miss you?

10, it's a little annoying today. I don't know how to describe it. I'll call it the princess's trouble for the time being.

1 1, hello everyone, I'm Fujiang's sister, Qiongjiang.

12, hello, I'm interested in meeting you.

13, you can have no car, no house, no money and don't love me, but you must have my QQ.

14, don't sing the rest of your life. Girls don't work hard to earn money and don't want to be beautiful. For the rest of their lives, you cook, you do laundry, you do housework, you are rejected, and you look after the children.

15, my mother said, don't puppy love. You are talking about other people's wives in the future. As soon as I listen to it, oh, other people's wives get excited when they think about it.

16. What should I do if I feel that the object message is not slow? I'll be back soon.

17, time tells me that the era of unreasonable troubles is over and it's time to install.

18, my secular desires are you, you, you, you, you, you and you, you and you.

19, meat can be reduced when it grows, but those snacks can't be eaten after they expire.

20. What did I say to make you cry? Please tell me, and I'll say it again.

2 1, some people make you feel bad seriously, and some people owe you a toothache.

22, today's me, you love to ignore tomorrow's me humming to come to you, you are so dragging, I like you better.

23. Being a man for the first time. Why am I a beauty?

24. When in love, couples often lament what virtue they have accumulated in their previous lives; After marriage, couples often think about what crimes they committed in their previous lives.

25. As for why I can't find an object, I will simply say six points: ...

26, beauty and ugliness have a life, there are fat and thin in the sky, and live by this sentence.