Funny jokes related to WeChat friends circle who often stay up late (selected 40 sentences)

Actually, I don't want to stay up late, but I always think too much at night.

2. The desk lamp is the sunshine of night owls, and staying up late is the stubbornness of dreamers.

3, sure enough, you can't stay up late when you are old, and you will get angry when you are old.

Every girl who loves to stay up late has a person who has nothing to say.

It's not that I love staying up late, but that I need my bright star at night.

6. The desk lamp is the sunshine of night owls, and staying up late is the stubbornness of dreamers.

7. Don't stay up because you are ugly, and don't stay up because you are beautiful.

8. From now on, I will start to enjoy my old age. I won't stay up late without eating spicy or sweet food.

9. Staying up all night alone, I want to replace my old love and new love instantly by myself.

10, you are staying up late, I don't bother, I just look at you like this, just silently.

1 1. Do you want someone who urges you to go to bed on time or is willing to stay up with you?

12, don't stay up late, even if you stay up late, the person you like won't call you.

13. What made me stay up late from happy to scared?

14, I heard that I stayed up late for three years. After this year, I will be nine years old.

15, I want to say something, but I can neither persuade you to sleep nor stay up with you.

16. Staying up late can prolong the life of a day and shorten the distance between you and the doctor.

17, staying up late, just overdrawing the rest of my life in advance! Staying up late is poison, there is no cure!

18, staying up late, not having the courage to end the day; Lying in bed, I don't have the courage to start the day.

19. Actually, I don't want to stay up late. Staying up late will get old, but you like staying up late. I want to be with you.

20. I don't like staying up late either. I just want someone I like to tell me to go to bed early and have a good sleep.

2 1, I stay up late, I feel distressed, I cry, I am tired, I miss you ... only I know these things.

22. Every night, how many people stay up like me just to wait for someone to sleep.

23. Self-reliance Flag: It is said that staying up late is a dog. Since then, people's lives have become more and more difficult.

24, your stomach is not good, you should eat on time, don't often stay up late, it is not good for your health, pay attention to your health.

25. Some things make me powerless, such as countdown, addiction to staying up late, and you in the distance.

26. Staying up late can prevent Alzheimer's disease, because staying up late can effectively prevent you from living to old age.

27. I sincerely advise you not to stay up late again. I have a friend who stayed up all night because of staying up late.

28. We always tell others not to stay up late. Staying up late is bad for our health, but we forget that we sleep late every night.

29. Every night, how many people stay up like me, waiting for someone's reply.

30. Staying up until the early hours of the morning, I suddenly want to shout out the window and let my unfinished dream take me soaring.

3 1, stay up late, because I don't have the courage to end the day; Stay in bed because you don't have the courage to start a new day.

Don't stay up late, the person you like is asleep, and she won't love you when she wakes up without you in her dream.

33. I am afraid of humidity, but I am fascinated by being wet; I am afraid of the dark, but I fell in love with staying up late; I am afraid of heartache, but I like you.

34. I have also become fond of the new and tired of the old, and I am used to staying up late. I also became crazy and isolated.

Don't drink alcohol, it's bad for your stomach. Don't smoke, it's bad for your lungs. Don't stay up late. This is harmful to your health. Leave him alone. It's bad for your heart.

36. Still staying up late, I can't see you, I can't hug you, I can't smell the smoke on you when I'm lying in your arms, and I can't tell you that I miss you.

37. Maturity is actually very simple. Smoking and drinking regularly, staying up late every day and attending classes during the day, you will soon experience the vicissitudes of your 40 s and 50 s now.

38. I really, really don't like playing games, and I really don't want to stay up late, but I will still go to you to play games and stay up late, in order to have a reason to talk to you.

39. I talked to myself in paragraph 6 and from the bottom of my heart in paragraph 8. I'm the champion of fancy singles, and I stayed up nine times to get a cup. I'm too powerful. I won't like it.

40. I don't know why I stayed up late. I began to do something idle to satisfy myself. Or for someone of her? I really don't know. Forgive my ignorance.