Talk about humor on May Day.

1, long time no see, I miss you very much. In this long May Day holiday, I often think of the years in * * *. Find some time, make an appointment, bring blessings and have an extraordinary experience.

2, Labor Day is coming, in view of your good performance: don't get up in the morning, don't wash your feet every day, put shoes and socks everywhere, and yell if you can't do the work. I hereby award you the "most incompetent labor award" and wish you a happy May Day.

3. Work is always endless, money is always endless, and days are always day after day. Living is always hard, money can always be spent, and life is always scene after scene. May day is coming, SMS notification, life rest.

I'm going to have a big sleep on May Day, but you can let me know when I eat.

It is said that people who go to work on May Day are really celebrating Labor Day.