Can you tell me some humorous stories about constellations?

Aries

Aries' big brother temperament is natural. Even if he is a younger brother, he is preparing for being a big brother in the future. He likes the happy atmosphere in which a group of his own partners play and live together. He prefers everyone to fight for the same goal. Besides proving his ability, he also hopes that all those who follow him can enjoy it, so in order to enjoy it.

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The big brother of Taurus likes to control, trying to control everything by himself. As long as the world is in tune with him, it is talent who talks with him, and vice versa. Of course, the same is true of things. Only by mastering the first-hand information and controlling the first important person, Brother Jinniu is full of heroism and frantically clamoring: I don't know what fatigue is when I am young, and tigers can easily handle it! If you have time, I'd like to praise Brother Taurus more. He will be elated and get what he wants! !

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Gemini's eldest brother is generally loyal to others with virtue. Who calls him a wise general? He is not so much a mobile phone as a strategist with high martial arts value and full physical strength. In fact, he doesn't want to be a big brother, but why is it that he is right to talk? Unconsciously, so many people have gathered! Aren't everyone impressed by their own personality charm? However, Brother Gemini knows that if you want to convince people with virtue or paste people with virtue, it is really necessary to turn your head and bounce your tongue. The specific suggestion is to find a Gemini brother and quarrel with others. You will find that if you find the right brother, you will not know what losing is in your life.

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The eldest brother of Cancer is generally unwilling to be the eldest brother of others. If he admits to being your boss, congratulations, he regards you as one of his own. In fact, Brother Cancer feels very tired to be a man himself, and he also wants to find a bigger crab to be his eldest brother. But perhaps you are too poor to even take care of Brother Cancer, just like you don't like being bullied by others. Learn more about self-reliance, and help Big Brother Cancer share it when you have time. He is a kind person!

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Leo's eldest brother likes to be the eldest brother of young people. He tries not to be among his peers or elders. Even when he is together, he tries to keep himself quiet and low-key, because Leo likes to brag. He will definitely talk about his experiences in the past among newcomers or the younger generation, so that he can brag.

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Virgo's eldest brother is generally more like a good teacher. He doesn't want to be the boss. His outlook on life is very different from that of the boss. Often you call him big brother because he takes care of you, not because he holds a knife around your neck, so you call him "big brother" in a trembling voice. Brother Virgo is not very useful at ordinary times, and he doesn't like to talk or boss you around, but it's better to go to him when you are in trouble. He is kind and will help you. The value of Brother Virgo is mainly reflected here, so don't waste the opportunity and make good use of it!

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Libra will have the eldest brother character when a group of people are leaderless, because he thinks that strength can only be formed by organizing. Everyone's words and expressions are meaningless, so it's better to stand up for the overall work, but Libra actually doesn't want to stand out, but because he is the most organized and intelligent, he also knows best.

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Scorpio's eldest brother likes to have a posture. When he helps people do things, he will feel that he can't stand up to others' words, so Scorpio, who likes to stand up, will try to be his own boss! At that time, the shelf came out. Scorpio's eldest brother often loves it deeply, and the more he cares, the more fierce he will be scolded. However, Scorpio's eldest brother usually thinks that this will be successful before he starts a company or cultivates a group of teams. He will not do anything unsuccessful, and he will definitely have food with Scorpio's eldest brother.

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The eldest brother of Sagittarius is definitely the youngest brother you have ever seen in your life. When he urinates with you, he may imitate your appearance because he likes your urinating posture. But you have to obey him, he has the ability to use his quick wits that you can't learn in any way. When you praise him for getting a huge order easily, he will be pleased to tell you what he was most proud of when he was a child: when he mistook his father in the shopping mall and found that his name was wrong, he immediately used 88 (dad), 89, 9, 91, 92 as numbers and counted them until Hao escaped without embarrassment .................................................................................. As long as someone is older than Capricorn and has higher qualifications than Capricorn, he will not dare to be king. Bottom line: Young people need more experience! You can crush his shoulder pain. However, when he is already the most senior in this industry, Capricorn will automatically show the temperament of the king at this time, and of course he will not be the big brother. Of course, he picks the responsibility and enjoys the blessing! Hey!

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In fact, the eldest brother of Aquarius was a famous one-legged thief when he was young, and he liked to go high and go high and go alone. Later, when I was old, I couldn't get on the beam, so I just washed my hands and settled down to be a member. Of course, you should find that he has a lot of ideas, and he doesn't like sticking to him like a rubber plaster. Keeping your opponent's distance is the best prestige. He has no shelf for you, and you can't be rude. Be considerate of the difficulty that eldest brother has only two hands at most, and share more things. Brother Aquarius will never treat you badly in terms of money.

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The place where Big Brother Pisces appears frequently is generally the Children's Health Care Hospital. There are many poor little patients who need spiritual help. How weak and sympathetic they are. It is my responsibility to be their big brother to make them recover and forget their illness. I will try my best to make you happy, because this is my unshirkable mission. Tell the younger brothers and sisters to be strong, because everything will be fine! Look at your big brother. Do you know what an example is? !

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Constellation and Ghost are seated in the right place

Aries: People in this constellation are always in a hurry. Even when they are ghosts, I think they are almost the same. They are busy every day like a headless fly, so the title of the daredevil is taken away by them at once. Hey! Aries daredevil, you must take this title well, but don't lose it rashly!

Taurus: It is really understandable that the title of "Ghost of Money" is given to Taurus. Taurus, with such a materialistic view, values money more than life, and people die for birds to eat. I think the proportion of these two Taurus can be as high as 6%.

Gemini: mischief-maker Remember casper in Hollywood movies? This troublemaker has a clever reaction and a naughty personality. Gemini, who is angry and funny when playing tricks on people, is childlike. If he is a ghost, of course he will choose this kind of ghost. Anyway, the little rogue who is joking is harmless.

Cancer: cry baby, I think Cancer, which is cloudy and occasionally showered in sunny days, always has a lot of things to worry about when he is a ghost, so he becomes cry baby when he is in a bad mood. Besides, when he is in a bad mood, his repeated emotions, coupled with his ability to cry two times and hang himself three times, can also be called ghost sorrow.

Leo: There's always a famous saying in Leo, the ghost king, that death is as light as a feather, but heavier than Mount Tai, and those who are dying will never be killed by a car below volvo. In the air crash, they have to learn from the rich uncle on Concorde a few days ago, even if they are ghosts, they will be properly paid attention to it. That's great. Just be the ghost king.

Virgo: Virgo, a long-tongued ghost, always has a thousand reasons to annoy people, but what is even more frightening is his broken thoughts. I think Virgo, who is nagging, will never change his mind when he is a ghost. The broken thoughts can be used as an attack on human beings, at least to save Sadako's tiring task of climbing a rock and rolling his eyes.

Libra: It is human nature for slackers to love beauty, and it will certainly be Libra's nature. But when Libra is haunted, will he be so diligent in dressing up once no one can see him? Of course not. If you can lie down, you will never sit. The scales, known as lazy scales, are most likely to be lazy when they are ghosts and stand motionless in the grave.

Scorpio: The most frightening thing about the vengeful ghost Zhenzi Scorpio is the time to hold grudges, but no one can deny it. If a guy who is not smart enough offended Scorpio before his death, the days after that will not be easy. The phrase "Even if he is a ghost, he will not spare you" is always on Scorpio's lips. It seems that Zhenzi can be regarded as a member of Scorpio!

Sagittarius: Sagittarius, which is fun-loving and likes to play. I think even being a ghost can't change its fun-loving characteristics, so the fun-loving Sagittarius is probably the title of Sagittarius ghost. However, Sagittarius is a gambler by nature, and he always likes to bet with others or win some opportunities when he has nothing to do, so it is quite possible to be a gambler.

Capricorn: What a snob! This can be a curse. Seriously, it's not that I like to say Capricorn. Capricorn knows the world well and always chooses the side that is beneficial to them. Besides snobs, I really don't know what they can choose.

Aquarius: Ghosts and Ghosts. This is definitely not Rudolph's random break-up when he writes that he has nothing to write. Aquarius guys are withdrawn and don't like to be disturbed when they do things. After thinking for a long time, it's true that only ghosts and ghosts in the wild in the mountains are suitable for their personality.

Pisces: Pisces is romantic by nature, and I want them to choose what kind of ghost to be. I think most Pisces beauties will choose to be beautiful. However, Pisces, who likes to indulge in alcohol, is likely to anesthetize themselves with rice wine or drugs after being scary and frustrated, and may be a poisonous ghost or an alcoholic by then.

playing computer games in the twelve constellations

Aries

"How can I lose again ... no ... come again ..." If I lose again ... so ... he will be immersed in the game all day ... until he wins, he will be satisfied!

Taurus

"Alas ... I lost again ... I spent money to play here (in the Internet cafe), so why do I always lose ... I'd better save some money and play next time ..." So I left in despair, but I will build up confidence soon!

Gemini

"A smart person like me ... can't lose!" He is not discouraged ... because he is really smart and will win soon. At this time, he will praise himself and make everyone who listens beside him feel goose bumps!

Cancer

"Dad, mom, I'm sorry ... I lost ... I didn't live up to your expectations ... 5555" I'm sad ... but he won't get deeper and deeper ... pack up and go home to regain confidence, and have fun again after receiving the comfort from mom and dad ... crab crab who won will tell her immediately! Share happiness with mom!

Leo

"Who is my opponent, and why is he so embarrassed?" How can I lose to him ... Who is he? " The lion is not stupid ... He will win back soon ... When he wins, he will laugh at his opponent. If someone praises him at this time, he will feel good at this time!

Virgo

"I lost because this Internet cafe is not good, the internet here is slow, and it's not broadband Internet access ... Really, it's bad luck ... I'll never come back after meeting such an Internet cafe ~!" Hehe ... He never looks at his own faults ... He just picks on others, but when he wins, he dislikes others' poor skills and is not worthy to play with him!

Scorpio

"Hum! I'm so angry! Hum ... I lost ... You (opponent) have no good life! " Ha ha ..... What people ... Lost also don't forget the whole collapse, it's not, just want to recruit that! Of course, the scorpion who won is very proud ... But who is unhappy and not proud of winning?

Sagittarius

Be careful ... The shooter lost ... That's a gentleman's revenge. Ten years is not too late! He will keep it in mind one by one, and when he practices it one day, he will come to you again! The shooter who wins, hehe ... he will only be secretly happy in his heart ...

Capricorn

"Alas ... I lost ... I still haven't worked hard enough to practice again, and I'm sure I can surpass others. Whoever told me to go out without practicing well" went to the corner to practice alone. Of course, he was pleased to win! I feel that I have achieved it, of course ... Capricorn ... Hehe, you wouldn't have thought of it, and he is also very proud!

Aquarius

"Strange, losing ... what caused it? Why is the opponent so strong? .....? .....? " God … If you lose, there will be a lot of problems … If you win, you will get deeper and deeper, and the more you play, the more energetic you are. There is no day or night to play, which is terrible!

Pisces

lost because I was daydreaming ... forgive myself! Make persistent efforts. Pisces doesn't seem to put too much pressure on themselves. If you win, you'll be happy ... but you still think that you're dreaming, and you'll win others at your own level ........... Pisces always loses more and wins less, but the interest in the game is greatly increased.