A talk about ironic singles on Chinese Valentine's Day

2022 Chinese Valentine’s Day ironic quotes about singles (selected 195 sentences)

With the rapid development of social networks and information technology, more and more people are keen on social platforms Post something to express your love for life. Do you know what kind of comments can be made to avoid duplication? The following are the sarcastic remarks about singles on the Chinese Valentine’s Day 2022 that I have collected for you. You are welcome to share them.

A sarcastic comment about singles on Chinese Valentine's Day 1

1. Who can spend Valentine's Day with me?

2. Valentine’s Day. Single only invisible!

3. On Valentine’s Day, what would you do without a lover?

4. Valentine’s Day is coming soon, let me go downstairs to sing "Happy Breakup"!

5. One person, one pack of cigarettes, one Valentine’s Day.

6. Is there anyone who breaks up on Valentine’s Day? I am the one.

7. How many single Valentine’s Days have we spent.

8. Valentine’s Day and Chinese Valentine’s Day have nothing to do with me.

9. Don’t wait until Valentine’s Day before spending three to five hundred dollars on flowers. A piece of chocolate will make her smile.

10. I wish you a happy Valentine’s Day and don’t worry about me.

11. I have never had a normal Valentine’s Day in my entire life!

12. In fact, every day is Valentine’s Day if you love the right person.

13. So what about Valentine’s Day? When Singles Day is over.

14. Whenever Valentine’s Day comes, I always write a poem, but in the end I can only read it to myself.

15. In fact, if you love the right person, Valentine’s Day will be celebrated every day.

16. Valentine’s Day is just about giving yourself a reason to be happy or unhappy.

17. Playing basketball on Valentine’s Day is to commemorate Hu Yifei.

18. In fact, Valentine’s Day is the same as Qingming Festival. They both send flowers and food, then say a lot of words to coax ghosts, and finally leave with a cannon.

19. Happy Valentine’s Day. There were so many people on the street I passed, so I forgot how lonely it is to walk alone.

20. A holiday. Valentine's Day alone. Live alone. It's nice to be alone.

21. Today’s children prefer Valentine’s Day for breakups and April Fool’s Day for confessions.

22. Valentine’s Day is here, and I wish all lovers in the world will eventually get married.

23. The sad thing is not that no one celebrates Valentine’s Day, but that I still celebrate it by myself even though I have a lover.

24. On Valentine’s Day, I am still alone.

25. Spend Valentine’s Day alone, with a mobile phone, a computer, and a single love song.

26. I spend my birthday alone. I spent Valentine's Day alone. I spent June 1st alone. If I have the ability, let me pass the exam by myself!

27. Valentine’s Day is the same as Tomb-Sweeping Day. When you come, you bring a bouquet of flowers, and when you leave, you light a cannon.

28. I have never really spent a Chinese Valentine’s Day with my children.

29. A person’s Valentine’s Day has passed for so many years, but it remains the same today.

30. On Valentine’s Day, are you yourself or your lover is not around?

31. Isn’t Valentine’s Day just a Thursday? What’s the big deal?

32. Valentine’s Day is the loneliness of a group of people.

33. Don’t ask me how I spend this Valentine’s Day this year. I cowardly admit that I am very sad!

34. On Valentine’s Day, I must practice for a whole day and eliminate the third party. But it will also eliminate a pair.

35. Every Valentine’s Day, roses are pets between lovers.

36. I like Valentine’s Day because that day is my bravest day.

37. As long as you say something to me, I will cover all your Valentine’s Day from now on.

38. Live alone, you will not be lonely, lonely, or shed tears.

39. Happy Valentine’s Day, my love, even though we are not together.

40. I am afraid of Valentine’s Day, hate Valentine’s Day and despise Valentine’s Day because I have no one to accompany me.

41. The saddest thing about Valentine’s Day is that you still have to spend it alone if you have a lover.

42. It’s so embarrassing for us to be single on Valentine’s Day.

43. Happy Valentine’s Day to the people who love me and the people I love.

44. Life is so short and the world is so chaotic. I don’t want to quarrel, have a cold war, or regret for a second with you. I want us to be together on Valentine's Day.

45. In fact, as long as you love the right person, every day is Valentine’s Day.

46. On Chinese Valentine’s Day, we hire a few children to go out on the street and call daddy when they see a boy, and mommy when they see a girl. If you can split a pair, it’s a pair!

47. Valentine’s Day has become our breakup day.

48. Why doesn’t anyone spend Valentine’s Day with me? Hey, let’s celebrate Children’s Day with my friends!

49. Which couple can take me to dinner on Valentine’s Day to witness your love?

50. I have never had a real Chinese Valentine’s Day from birth to now. Chinese Valentine's Day irony of singles 2

1. Chinese Valentine's Day is the loneliness of a group of people.

2. Who can spend Valentine’s Day with me?

3. A person’s day is clear and calm.

4. I wish your aunt will come during Chinese Valentine's Day!

5. I wish you a happy Valentine's Day and don't worry about me.

6. After the Chinese Valentine’s Day, we will live the same cool and unrestrained life.

7. One person is afraid of being alone, and two people are afraid of letting down.

8. I waited for Chinese Valentine’s Day, but I didn’t wait for you.

9. It’s not that I don’t want to marry, it’s that I can’t find the right one to marry.

10. Chinese Valentine’s Day is Valentine’s Day. Being single can only be invisible!

11. A person’s Chinese Valentine’s Day expresses his sadness.

12. Valentine’s Day, like the Spring Festival, both have a heavy flavor.

13. Put on your headphones, this Chinese Valentine’s Day has nothing to do with me.

14. How to spend the Chinese Valentine's Day, I can only laugh it off.

15. There is a lover on the Chinese Valentine's Day, but there is no lover's breath.

16. Life is too long, you are just a piece of scenery!

17. The person you like does not appear, and the person who appears does not like it.

18. Even though I am not single, I still spend Chinese Valentine’s Day alone.

19. May all lovers in the world be long-lost brothers and sisters!

20. You don’t deserve to spend Valentine’s Day with me, at most April Fool’s Day.

21. Who will accompany me on Valentine’s Day? It seems like it’s just me and the shadow.

22. I won’t cry when I leave you, because you don’t cherish me...

23. Whoever accompanies me on Valentine’s Day seems to be my shadow.

24. I waited for Chinese Valentine’s Day, but I didn’t wait for you, the one I love.

25. The two most precious words in life are "forgiveness"!

26. Chinese Valentine's Day is just a festival for the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl and has nothing to do with me.

27. Valentine’s Day is always such a small holiday for one person.

28. How to spend Chinese Valentine’s Day, I can only laugh it off.

29. Valentine’s Day is very beautiful, but it is only for beautiful people.

30. Wait quietly for that person to appear, and laugh together as the flowers bloom and fall.

31. Chinese Valentine’s Day is coming soon. I will spend it alone with my thoughts of you.

32. Please spend your Chinese Valentine's Day slowly. I'm doing fine by myself.

33. How can I be happy on a Valentine's Day when I can only hug myself?

34. I am used to your indifference, and the sudden concern will make me overwhelmed!

35. I’m not afraid of spending the Chinese Valentine’s Day alone. What I’m afraid of is that you spend it with others.

36. On Valentine’s Day, if anyone has a daughter, borrow one, and they will have one older and one younger next year!

37. A holiday. Chinese Valentine's Day alone. Live alone. It's nice to be alone.

38. You can’t hear the sound of heartache. What am I waiting for?

39. If one day, you say you miss me, I will say yes You said: It's too late...

40. Unexpectedly, today is Singles' Day for lovers!

41. Valentine's Day is coming soon, I'll go to your building Let's sing "Happy Breakup"!

42. Spend the Chinese Valentine's Day alone, not lonely, not lonely, and won't shed tears.

43. I don’t want to disturb you, but unfortunately I still encountered memories that hurt me!

44. Chinese Valentine’s Day is just a name, for lovers, every day is Valentine’s Day .

45. When people ask me how I spent the Chinese Valentine's Day, I calmly say: "I just laughed it off."

46. People who don’t have a partner will always be mercilessly hurt on the Chinese Valentine’s Day.

47. I want to give my mother-in-law a bad review. The delivery was too slow and I haven’t received it yet.

48. On Chinese Valentine's Day, I no longer have that breath. If I bite myself, only I know the pain.

49. Chinese Valentine's Day is just a festival for the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, and has nothing to do with mortals like us.

50. On Chinese Valentine’s Day, I was still at home holding my computer and drinking Qixi, with a hint of sadness in my heart.

51. The farthest distance in the world is that Chinese Valentine’s Day is here and we are not together yet.

54. Every Valentine’s Day is a pain for a single person.

55. The promises you gave are like stars, so many, but I will never get them!

56. I am not afraid of spending the Chinese Valentine's Day alone, I am only afraid that I like it of people spend time with others.

57. Chinese Valentine’s Day is just a festival for the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl and has nothing to do with me.

58. On Valentine’s Day, I want to walk on the road by myself and let the couples see my pride.

59. Being single is a state, and being two is also a state. It depends on how you want to survive.

60. My friend asked me how I would celebrate Chinese Valentine’s Day? I simply said “skip it”! 3 sarcastic quotes about singles on Chinese Valentine’s Day

1. Everyone Everyone says I'm single, haha, it's really funny, aren't we all the same, are you twin?

2. May you be happy, may you find true love early, may you be treated gently by the world.

3. The best gift for girls on Chinese Valentine’s Day is not Dior and Chanel, but companionship.

4. I don’t particularly like anyone, and I don’t even love myself.

5. What kind of festival is the Chinese Valentine's Day? Do you have a room?

6. The Chinese Valentine's Day is coming soon, listen! The sound of a dog crying.

7. On Chinese Valentine's Day, if my dog ??goes out to date, I will be responsible for watching the door and waiting for the dog to come home.

8. There is a kind of singleness called “It’s better to be single than to spend too much money.” There is a kind of singleness that is just waiting for someone.

9. Stop saying you have loneliness and strong alcohol. In fact, you are a single dog.

10. This Chinese Valentine’s Day, I won’t accept gifts. I will only accept gifts from boyfriends.

11. I envy purebred singles that they can skip Valentine’s Day, but mixed-race singles like me work overtime on Valentine’s Day.

12. If no one loves you, just love yourself. If no one loves you, just live a quiet life alone.

13. My friend asked me how I would spend Valentine’s Day, and I simply said “skip it.”

14. Showing affection is not that easy, single dogs also have their own tempers.

15. Today is Valentine’s Day in the West. Fortunately, I am from the north.

16. There is a kind of singleness called "It's better to be single than to be too much", and there is a kind of singleness that is just waiting for someone.

17. After military training, you are no longer a single dog, but an outstanding military dog.

18. Don’t mind being single. In fact, a world of one person is quite good.

19. Raise your hand if you feel single and free.

20. I counted on my fingers and said: "This year I will spend the Chinese Valentine's Day alone again."

21. On Chinese Valentine's Day, single friends should form a team and go out on the streets. Walk through the middle and separate one pair into another.

22. On Chinese Valentine’s Day, I will play Lianliankan all day long, killing a pair is a pair.

23. I dreamed last night that my boyfriend was gone, so I cried sadly in the dream. After waking up, I found that I didn't have a boyfriend at all, and I cried even more sadly.

24. Don’t ask me how I spend the Chinese Valentine’s Day, just skip it. For me, Chinese Valentine’s Day is just a reminder that the summer vacation is over.

25. Valentine’s Day is nothing. I have never celebrated Valentine’s Day when I grew up.

26. I’m not afraid of spending Chinese Valentine’s Day alone, I’m just afraid that the people I like will spend it with others.

27. If you don’t want to be single on Valentine’s Day and watch other people show off your affection, just take the initiative to confess your love to me.

28. The moon under the sea is the moon in the sky, and the person in front of me turns out to be a single dog.

29. I dreamed that my boyfriend was dead, so I cried sadly. When I woke up and found that I didn’t have a boyfriend at all, I cried even more sadly.

30. Other people’s wives will be angry, but my wife is still inflating. Qixi Festival irony for singles 4

1. On Qixi Festival, if you are alone, you can listen to a kind of music until your ears are numb.

2. Someone invited me to celebrate Chinese Valentine’s Day. I decisively refused. On such days, you have to enjoy solitude alone to be unique.

3. Who will accompany me on Valentine’s Day? It seems that the only one left is my shadow.

4. On Chinese Valentine’s Day, I will play Lianliankan all day long, eliminating a pair is a pair.

5. The more mistakes you make, the more courageous you are. Love must be persistent. Every single person must see through it. If you want to love, don’t be afraid of pain.

6. I am still young, I only celebrate the Children’s Day, but not the Chinese Valentine’s Day, thank you.

7. If anyone shows affection in front of me on Valentine’s Day, I will take a photo. When you get married and the person is not that person, I will put the photo in a red envelope and send it to you!

8. Don’t show off chocolate and flower gifts on Chinese Valentine’s Day. Send them out to your boyfriend to see if there are any similar ones.

9. On Chinese Valentine's Day, if you are alone, you can do something you have never dared to do and give yourself a chance to go crazy.

10. Do you know why you are still single now? It’s because your vision is in place but your strength has not kept up.

11. On Chinese Valentine's Day, if any of my friends show affection, I will take a screenshot. If the person you marry is not him or her in the future, I will stuff the photo into a red envelope and give it to you!

12. I finally know the reason why I am single. I don’t know who I like or not, and I don’t know who likes me.

13. I want to hire two children on Chinese Valentine's Day. When I meet a boy, I will call him dad. When I meet a girl, I will call her mom. If a pair is separated, they will be a pair.

14. On Valentine’s Day, go out to the streets and hire a few kids. When you see a boy, you go up and call him dad. When you see a girl, you go up and call her mother. If you can split a pair, it’s a pair.

15. Another Valentine’s Day, alone and silent, I don’t want sympathy contact. Being free is very lonely, and being brave is very fragile.

16. Someone asked me how I would celebrate Valentine’s Day this year. I said, skip it.

17. Valentine’s Day is here, and all the couples on the street are holding hands, but I can only hold my left hand and my right hand.

18. I’ll spend Chinese Valentine’s Day alone, spend Valentine’s Day alone, and spend Christmas alone. If I have the ability, let me spend the exam alone!

19. Valentine’s Day is here. When walking on the street, being single is king and the focus is.

20. No one holds my hand on Chinese Valentine’s Day, so I just keep it in my pocket.

21. I remember that I spent the Chinese Valentine’s Day with you last year. I wonder who you will find to replace me this year.

22. It’s good to be single, it’s good to be single, and it’s good to be single with whomever you want.

23. A person’s life is calm and calm.

24. Chinese Valentine’s Day is coming soon. I will spend it alone with my thoughts of you.

25. If a person has been single for a long time and sheds tears inadvertently and quietly, what will happen in front of everyone?

26. You are single not because you are not good enough, but because no one is worthy of you yet.

27. On Chinese Valentine's Day, if you are alone, you can go to a busy bar and sit at the bar and drink a glass of wine with ice.

28. One person is afraid of being alone, and two people are afraid of letting down.

29. It’s easy to fall in love with someone, but it’s so difficult to stay together. Officially join the ranks of single aristocrats on Chinese Valentine's Day.

30. Everyone who talks about being single will still remain silent when they see a couple. 5 sarcastic quotes about singles on Chinese Valentine's Day

1. Do you know why I am single? Normally, they would not consider me if I am so handsome.

2. It’s easy to fall in love because of the five senses, but it’s not easy to get along because of the three views. I’m not single, I just don’t want to make do with it.

3. It’s good to be single. When you meet someone you like, you can legitimately fall in love.

4. After falling in love with you, I changed from a single with no worries to a single with worries.

5. When you are young, you should walk around. If you walk around more, you will find that the whole world is full of lovers, and you are the only single one.

6. When I was a child, I was called a turtle grandson by my grandma, and called a brat by my mom, and when I grew up, I was called a single dog by others. This is the history of a person’s life.

7. I am single because no one can easily match me, the successor of communism.

8. Being single may mean being a hero in your own eyes and a tomboy in the eyes of others.

9. Everyone says that I am single. Haha, it’s really funny. Aren’t we all the same? Are you twin?

10. The kind of person who at first glance thinks, well, She must have a boyfriend. In fact, such girls are usually single.

11. Stop saying that you are single. At your age, dogs will die of old age.

12. The good-looking skin is a libertine, the interesting soul is addicted to being single.

13. Looking back, time has changed many things, but it cannot change the fact that I am single.

14. "Like a cat in an old alley, I am free but have no destination." "This is the first time I heard someone talk about being single in such a fresh and refined way."

15. Single Girls, don't be anxious, maybe God's thought in his heart is: I want to leave a special person for this lovely girl.

16. Stop saying you have loneliness and strong alcohol. In fact, you are a single dog.

17. Singles should not go out in winter. If they fall, they will turn into pieces of ice!

18. The boat of friendship can capsize at any time, and the giant ship of love can capsize. If it sinks, it will sink, but only the single dog's boat will remain standing.

19. Showing affection is not that easy, single dogs also have their own tempers.

20. It doesn’t matter, you are not fighting alone. When you are lonely, please remember that there are thousands of singles around the world behind you!

21. Still calling You are single, after all, at your age, many dogs have died!

22. The annual Dog Slaughter Festival is coming, are you going to be single or are you going to be my boyfriend

23. There are countless people chasing me, but I am single based on my ability. So I am not a single person, I am a single nobleman.

24. A boy who is single is called a single dog. Is there any way to describe a girl who is single? A teenager who has been single for 20 years replied: Goubuli.

25. I have been single for a long time, and suddenly I found that the sow looked very pretty when I looked at it recently.