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Talking about money

1. Money can bring people the most precious thing in the world, that is Dont Ask For Help.

Second, money itself is not good or bad, it depends on how it is used. People can't take money to the grave, but money can send people to the grave.

Three truths of life: violence can really solve everything, handsomeness can really be eaten, and money can really do whatever you want.

Fourth, money is like water. Without it, you will die of thirst. Covet it, and you will drown.

Reality tells us a bloody truth: money can be willful, but no money can only be resigned.

Money is like underpants, you have to have it, but you don't have to take off your pants to prove that you have it. Money is not everything, but you can't do anything without it. Rich, travel around the world; Without money, it is difficult to move.

Money is a dirty thing, but it is also a good thing, which helps us distinguish people from dogs.

Eight, people are worse than ghosts without money, and soup without salt is worse than water. You will gradually find that a kind heart can never compare with a good mouth!

Nine, when we are poor, we really love each other; When we are rich, we no longer love each other. Is love nourished by poverty in the past or submerged by wealth now?

Ten, in winter, it is a takeaway brother who brings you meals, a comedian who makes you laugh, and a drip driver who picks you up from all over the world. So for the rest of my life, money is enough.

1 1. If you want to live with dignity, work hard, regardless of rank. With money and no money, suffering is also the Lord.

Twelve, men hate women's vulgarity when they have no money, and they want women's vulgarity when they have money.

Thirteen, people, if there is no money! Few people are willing to help you, but many people see your jokes; There are few people who can lend you money, but many people push things around; Few people take you seriously, but many people don't!

14. Love mixed with money is like rotten rice. On the surface, it makes no difference, but it's actually hard to swallow. Tu Lei

Fifteen, rich, what you say is right, what you do is reasonable, what you borrow is love, and ugly is handsome; If you have no money, everything you say is wrong, and everything you do is fooling around. What you want to come back is complaining, and it's ugly and beautiful.