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1. I tried to chase that boy, but I never dared. When I did this, he already had a girlfriend. I want to play a bad hand. This road is getting off-road. Thank you.

When to do something is really important. You should study hard, work hard, fall in love and get married. To be honest, step by step may be an opportunity.

The most regrettable thing in life is probably doing the right thing at the right time.

People all over the world have been imitated by wild ways, but they can't be copied. You have great potential.

6. I am not afraid to miss it, because I will miss more in the future.

7. I like the way you are so confident.

8. Look at the mentality at the right time. The question is how many people can grasp it.

9. As a person who has had fixed teeth in primary school, I want to say that a good tooth is really important. After all, face and lining are needed.

10, give yourself more courage and live a higher life.

1 1, no matter the goddess or goddess, we must have the ability to live a good life and not be divorced from reality.

12, what is good? What's not good? Maybe in the eyes of others, you are just a poor guy who follows the rules! When you want to live, save it in your mobile phone, as long as what you think matches what you do! Why are you staring at others?

13, people can do anything without a bottom line. Rogues are not terrible, but they are afraid that hooligans have culture. Also, happiness is not money, but mutual support.

14, clear goals, firm steps, full soul, elegant skin, and being able to control your own initiative in life, this is the winner in life.

15, there is no fairness in the world, but the end of your efforts is the starting point of others. Living in the present is the most important thing, right!

16, from the heart, obey my will, as long as you don't violate your own principles, you will succeed anyway.

17, choice is more important than hard work, especially knowing what you want.

18 In fact, I have never disliked the woman who tried her best to improve her living conditions, but I will never like her.

19, I like women who are more traditional and have a little petty bourgeoisie. Two people can try their best to live a good family life together, but they can't do everything they can.

20. There is no difference between good and bad, just different views and positions.

2 1, the real and virtual reality in the world, only adapt to the times, they will survive, otherwise they will be abandoned.

22. You may not adapt to the times, but your life may not be smooth sailing.

23. What belongs to you is the best, and she (he) is your goddess.

24. A good woman with a soft and powerful heart must be cuter and happier than a bad woman who is trying to show off and grin.

25. A great person, whose fate is in his own hands, is financially independent, thinks independently and will do his best.

26. Speak frankly what you want. This really requires courage and your own blessing ability. What you want is not worthy of your ability.

27. May every good woman live as a goddess in her heart and be treated like a goddess by her loved ones!

28, have an independent outlook on life, values, world outlook, like you.

Talk calmly. Talk calmly.

1, calm down. Isn't it just a Chinese Valentine's Day? You're still living in Tomb-Sweeping Day. . .

Today, my deskmate calmly said that the teacher was coming. I said I was going to come and kill him, and the teacher stepped aside. . . .

3, a roommate, after washing his feet at night, didn't want to go to the public bathroom to pour the water for washing his feet, so he poured the water out of the window directly. . . As a result, he forgot that the window glass was not opened, and the foot washing water directly hit him in the face. He said quietly, "Oh, it's really windy tonight.

4. The deskmate said that he was on the top list of Qingguo College. As a result, he became the monitor every minute. I'm not calm. I poke here and click on the map of learning hegemony. I want to be on the list!

Another year passed, and I struggled for another year in the process of growing up. It's calm at the moment. Compared with myself a year ago, I am much calmer. Because I understand that people can't be their true selves, and they should be distressed most. You can't take things too personally. This is not a black-and-white world. There are too many intermediate areas, which makes it difficult for us to adapt. So keep smiling in the new year and don't violate the moral bottom line!

6.WK37+4, weighing 129 Jin, and ready to unload in 15 days. The mood of having a second child is very calm, far from being ecstatic about having a child, or having a slightly mature mind, or feeling that everything comes naturally.

7. Water is because it is free. Hard stones can't stop the rushing of water, and sharp weapons can't cut the soul of water. Therefore, it is gentle and leisurely. Laozi said: goodness is like water, and water is the goodness of all things. Just because water is peaceful, calm, soft and hard, all selfish distractions have been abandoned, so free and easy is enough.

8. On Valentine's Day, I look forward to my present. My favorite hug bear, calm and calm, is looking forward to it.

9. Life is impermanent, and peace of mind is the destination. When people are tired, they rest; When you are tired, just calm down. When you grow up and mature, this society will see through. Tired and sad, just squat down and give yourself a hug. Because no one in this world can sympathize with you and pity you.

10, people rest when they are tired, and calm down when they are tired. If they lose themselves, they can only pick them up slowly.

1 1. Today, the male god said to me, Happy birthday. Then I'm not calm. Jumping around in the same place countless times.

12. Every time I want to swear or hit someone, I will think of a sentence: Impulse is the devil, calm down and comb for water!

13, the seven-day National Day holiday is coming to an end. How calm you are when your homework doesn't move.

14, I really learned a lot today, hahaha. The first time I saw my brother and sister roll dice in a bar, and the first time I saw my cousin go to a bar together. Just after I met 00, I asked her in the bar why her cousin was not handsome. Ha ha ha ha, I really collapsed and exploded. Do the children in this family have to be as harmonious as their classmates? Xiaomei was very calm after 00, eating cabbage and chatting on WeChat. What happened to your family? Ha ha ha ha ha gene? Ha ha ha ha ha.

15, when you are alone, you should try to live your own life. You are not afraid of the dark, and you don't feel lonely when you eat alone. You are calm, keep reading books every day, and strive to realize your dreams ~

16, four major achievements in life: first, forbearance. Endure a moment's anger and eliminate a hundred days' disaster; Tolerance is not necessarily cowardice. The second is to see through. The biggest calm is not to see through the world of mortals, but to love life after seeing through life. Third, it is affordable. Being a man should be responsible, not shirking, not escaping, and face the bleak life directly. The fourth is to let go. Let go of paranoia, memory, unwillingness and desire, plain and simple.

17, you are calm because you are not afraid of death. I am calmer than you because I am not afraid of death.

18, every sensible and calm present has a silly and naive past, and every warm and indifferent present has a sad and uneasy past.

19 when I saw you hugging and smiling, I calmly walked over and said, "Sister-in-law, didn't you say you were going to cook for my brother and me today?"

20. If my own partner has a blue face or a red face, I will definitely not be very calm.

2 1, I am sick. I told my mother that I would die if I didn't get medical treatment. Then my mother said calmly, don't pretend if I can't die. In fact, diseases are real. Who knows?

22. People rest when they are tired, and calm down when they are tired! Happy weekend!

23. Microphone tea bag. You can knead the tea leaves into a ball with holes and then "stir" the tea leaves neatly. It has six colors, each color corresponds to a different tea, such as black for brewing pure and calm oolong tea, green for fresh and refreshing mint, and roses are more suitable for sweet herbal tea.

24. On the bus, a young man refused to give up his seat, and the aunt standing beside him said angrily, I really want to slap a young man like you. The young man said calmly: Auntie, people are mutual. Why don't I want to kick you to death when you want to fan me to death? The carriage was instantly quiet!

25. Why am I so calm when I am swollen? Sixty pounds became ninety pounds. I really want to lose weight. Why is there meat in the dish tonight? Forget it. Lose weight when you are full. Who makes me so cute?

26. I miss you again. Since you are a stranger, even if you pass by in the same aisle, it will be a kind of heartache. Pretending to be calm on the surface shows that there are no waves in my heart, but I will still pay attention to your actions, your affairs and your voice. I began to know that forgetting is the last heartache. I am grateful for those days, I have you. If I do it again, I will still talk and laugh with you as always, with no regrets.

27. "Don't be sad." "If the person you love died, would you stand here so calmly?" "I won't let you get hurt."

28. Everyone will have a relatively stupid friend and a cool bystander.

29, depression, really didn't sleep well at night … is it much ado about nothing, or do you trust your intuition? Actually, it's nothing. It is normal. I'm tired of this situation, but the reality is so skinny. No one agrees that we should focus on the present and face the rest when it comes. We must not escape. Because escaping can't solve things, it makes you feel all kinds of discomfort and inner suffering. Well, then do it, don't run away, face it calmly, and the focus of life will not shift.

30. My best friend's mantra is (I'm crazy). Once, she said she was a goddess. I said you are a female nerve. She's crazy: I don't look like a girl. I said calmly: don't you say you are crazy every day?

3 1, had breakfast and bought a tea egg. Finally, it was found that there was only egg white and no yolk. Ask the boss: Why doesn't your egg have yolk? The boss said calmly, because that chicken has no brain! I think it makes sense. . .

32. A salesman said to a wife, "Madam, I have a book here that tells her 500 excuses for her husband coming home late. You must buy it! " ! The lady smiled. Why? The salesman said calmly, because your husband bought this book, too. .

33, emergency, be calm; Do things slowly and steadily.

34. Today is Wednesday again. I failed the exam. I obviously feel very sad. I want to cry, but I can't. My heart is actually very calm. Although the teacher said: this exam is definitely not good. But teacher, do you think I did so badly in the exam? Science is a hard wound, and no matter how hard you try, it hasn't changed much. Alas ..... I don't know why I went home after these two exams, but I forgot the exams. Until the exam was issued, did I have selective amnesia ...

35. I need to calm down. I should know that we will never cross paths again.

36. I can only hide my inner panic in such a clumsy way as calm.

37. I pointed to my mother and said, Fairy, your gourd grandpa will make you kneel today. My mother calmly said: I will slap you right away, afraid of death. ...

38. Life perception A good man goes to the world through a good woman, and a man's 100 friends can't replace a good woman. A good woman is a school that teaches you understanding and tolerance. A good woman is a school that teaches you self-discipline and prudence. When you recall the past, you feel sorry, indicating that you are helpless; When you recall the past, you are calm, which means you are old.

39. I thought I could face everything calmly. However, when the results are single, I am not calm, and it must be very painful to get home. ....

40. I always think that there are some things that others give you trouble. If you don't say anything, it's not easy for everyone. Just do what you should do silently. Why bother another person ... However, the fact is that if you don't tell others directly that you have been cheated, others will never know, that's a thing ... Why do so much to please those who can't please, or go home for dinner on time?

4 1, dumbfounding! Scream and howl! The first time I went to go on road trip, the first time I took the bullet train, the first time I took 200 yuan and went to Junxiu! Now that I think about it, I am still filled with emotion and choked. Thank you for taking me around the cobweb pier in Shanghai this time. When I returned to Suzhou, I met Han Fan and suddenly felt very cordial. Think about the Japanese aunt sitting on the right. Although she has been very calm, she is very enthusiastic about distributing help!

42. "Side" is an attitude, elegance without facing directly, and calmness without facing back.

43. When people are tired, rest; I am calm when I am tired, mature when I grow up, and see through many things. Why bother yourself.

44. While playing computer, my parents were watching me. I usually refresh my desktop. If there is news, I will listen to music calmly.

45. I didn't catch up with the girl we chased in those years, and neither did you. Did you catch up with her? He calmly said that I didn't catch it. Who is it?

46. There is always a person around, who is not calm when he is calm, but calm when he should not be calm.

47. I caught my boyfriend with his mistress, and I fucking calmly went up to say hello. "Hey, long time no see! Your girlfriend is so beautiful! "

48. The calm expression floats shallowly in the dimly lit corridor like ink painting.

49, Mo Nv, said she wanted to lose weight, but the next day she tried to eat snacks. The friend said, don't you want to lose weight? The woman said calmly, when did I say that? Send flowers if you win.

50. Every mature and calm present has an innocent and ignorant past.

Talk about calm

Talk about calm

First, smile more and be a cheerful and enthusiastic woman; Dress up more and be a beautiful and elegant woman; Listen more, be a gentle and kind woman, read more and be a calm woman; Think more and be a smart and calm woman. Remember to make progress for yourself, not to satisfy or please anyone.

Second, the survey of Wu Kang Road and Workers' New Village is really too poor. It is peaceful, calm and polite, and the collocation of material wealth and spiritual wealth is just right.

3. Lunch. There was no rice in the room. I wanted to make spaghetti with tomato sauce. So I was in a hurry to prepare the sauce, opened the unopened spaghetti below, and a bug crawled out and smiled at me. Then the second and third one threw away the spaghetti in despair. Looking at the prepared sauce, I calmly left four jiaozi and dipped them in the sauce. I don't think those four beauties can imagine such advanced treatment in their lives until they die.

Fourthly, I don't understand why some people can't tolerate Whitehead and the people and things related to her. You can never please everyone, but some of the aggressiveness of black is really ridiculous. Too much can make people feel calm, incompetent and funny sometimes. Because of the darkness, do you not believe in her efforts or that she has her own goals? Those who are mediocre and can't tolerate others' optimistic efforts are really annoying.

Five, calm calm, sometimes trapped by demons will be unable to extricate themselves, the best way to get rid of demons is not to care! There is no way to avoid physical fatigue, and mental fatigue is sometimes caused by itself. Believe that peeling off the dark clouds is sunny, and you can't let the smog in front of you cover your innocent heart! We must all work hard. Letting go is the first step towards a better life. Does anyone want to share it with me?

Six, individuals through different degrees of exercise, get different degrees of self-cultivation and different degrees of income. Just like spices, the finer they are, the stronger the fragrance. We were so eager for the waves of fate, only to find out in the end that the graceful scenery of life is actually inner calmness and calmness. We are so eager for the recognition of the outside world that we finally know that the world is our own and has nothing to do with others!

Seven, the husband bought a fish to go home for his wife to cook, and then went to the movies by himself. My wife wants to go too. Husband: It's a waste of money for two people to watch. You cooked the fish very well. When I come back from watching it, I will share the story with you while eating. When my husband came back from reading it, he didn't see any fish, so he asked his wife, where is the fish? My wife calmly found a chair and sat down: I ate fish. Come on, sit down, and I'll tell you about the taste of this fish.

Eight, there is a very calm person in front of me. This person has been whispering a word, that is, he is so nervous, so nervous and so nervous.

Nine, when a person is happy and sad, he should learn to be calm, otherwise everything he has done in an excited mood will easily make him regret it afterwards. Master Hongyi likes a proverb very much: Don't be a character when you are happy; Don't answer other people's books angrily. In other words, when you are extremely happy, don't promise anything to others; Don't answer other people's letters when you are extremely angry. Why? Happy words, more broken promises; When you are angry, you lose your body.

X. Psychological Digestion Every sensible and calm present has a silly and naive past, and every warm and indifferent present has a sad and uneasy past.

The exam is coming the day after tomorrow, so it's better to calm down and take your time. As for the result, it depends on providence. I hope my mind will be clear during the exam and I won't make careless mistakes. Come on!

Twelve, well, I want to calm down and learn to hide my emotions! The only thing at present is that he hasn't given me a present yet. Well, when he is not available recently, let's watch the show when I get home!

Thirteen, there are many things in this world. If you don't pay, you will get what you expect, so calm down and move on, girl!

Fourteen The most beautiful scenery in life is actually inner peace and calmness. Although this sentence sounds like chicken soup, it is really a true feeling of life for an old man who has experienced various changes in life and is over 100 years old. Young people who should be full of vigor and vitality regard this detached attitude towards life as their shield to escape from the world, pretending to be enlightened and peaceful inside! ? A group of tramps and dogs.

15. We were so eager for the waves of fate, only to find that the most beautiful scenery in life is actually inner peace and calmness. We are so eager for recognition from the outside world that we finally know that the world is our own and has nothing to do with others.

Sixteen, the remedial class teacher, assigned a lot of homework to the students. Finally, he casually said: two penalties for doing one wrong question and one reward for doing two right questions. The whole class is not calm

Seventeen, impetuous world needs silence and calm, but also needs to face it bravely! Just because you are a woman, you can't succeed, but you must grow up!

Eighteen, I think I am actually very calm in watching the sea in Wuhan: when it rained in those years, the low-lying land was bound to be flooded, and the happiest thing was that there was no need to attend classes when it was flooded; Of course, good water is also a very exciting thing. The stupidest thing I did was to take off my rain boots and fill them with water.

Nineteen, I like to be clean, calm and not flustered. I can face it calmly at any time, even if I have difficulties, I don't like to complain everywhere. In short, I don't like complaining many times, and I always feel that I can't do it. Generally speaking, I don't like troublesome people. I want to do it myself, not say it.

Twenty, microphone tea bag. You can put the tea leaves in a perforated ball, and then stir them neatly to make tea. It has six colors, each color corresponds to a different tea, such as black for brewing pure and calm oolong tea, green for fresh and refreshing mint, and roses are more suitable for sweet herbal tea.

When everyone takes me seriously, I can't take myself too seriously. When no one takes me seriously, I must pay attention to myself. This is calm, this is calm!

Twenty-two, the work progress needs to communicate with many collaborators, including colleagues, and the daily language volume has increased dramatically. This is a disadvantage. The low-key and amiable appearance can't last for two years. There was a contradiction at work and I was worried all night. I went upstairs to chat with my colleagues early in the morning. Another bystander said: I am angry. Fortunately, I have a good foundation to get along with and can endure the occasional rush. It is the ability of a person with high emotional intelligence to be calm and calm when he is anxious.

Smile more and be a cheerful and enthusiastic woman; Dress up more and be a beautiful and elegant woman; Listen more, be a gentle and kind woman, read more and be a calm woman; Think more and be a smart and calm woman. Remember to make progress for yourself, not to satisfy or please anyone.

24. Now I want to talk to her. I have been very calm before, and there are no waves in my heart. I think I used to feel bored because she smiled and cried. I don't know if she did it, or I have forgotten it. It doesn't matter. Anyway, there will be no more intersection. He also said that he would add her back. Oh, no, I said I would add you back unless I was bored. I'm just as bored now, right? This is not a promise.

Twenty-five, walking together is fate, and walking together is happiness. Fate is mutual, happiness is self-made; Respect each other's choices and enjoy the joy of finding. Don't be ecstatic when you come, and don't cry when you leave; Accept fate when it comes, and don't stay when you leave. Life needs a kind of free and easy, and fate also needs a calm. If you underestimate the gains and losses, you will have a feeling of tolerance and indifference, and a rare peace of mind.

Twenty-six, work is not the whole life! Calm down, calm down! I am not angry! I'm not unhappy!

Twenty-seven, I know that time will slip through my fingers bit by bit. One day, we may no longer be young, but I hope I can live more calmly and calmly, have enough ability to cope with the waves in life, have mature thinking and a thick purse, and give myself and my loved ones happiness and stability. Therefore, I dare not be too idle and don't want to be too idle.

28. When you meet something, if you like it, enjoy it; If you don't like it, then avoid it. Be a simple person, have your own preferences, principles and beliefs, not eager for quick success, not grandiose and frivolous. Don't be humiliated, you will laugh and fight, but your heart is as still as water, calm and comfortable. Because I have loved, I am kind; Because you know, you are tolerant.

Twenty-nine, life is in a hurry and self-esteem is strong. I can't stand small setbacks, it will make me irritable. I don't usually talk to anyone. But when we communicate with some people, we still pretend to be happy and calm. Maybe we are pretending to be lonely and strong in reality.

You can be confident or content, but you must not be proud. You can be calm or smile, but you must learn to be sincere. You can fall and sigh, but you must learn to be strong. You can be simple or ordinary, but don't work hard. You can be mediocre or sad, but don't deliberately let yourself fall.

I hope you can become calm again, face the gossip of others, face the unfulfilled promises of others, face the drifting away of people around you and face the setbacks in life.

In fact, you don't know why I didn't take the initiative to find you again, because I was afraid of losing that feeling again. You don't have to say anything to understand. I just know clearly that I have learned to be calm and pretend to be strong in front of you.

Thirty-three, I found that I really am a man. The aunt next to her said in horror, girl, you have caterpillars on you. I silently lowered my head, calmly took the caterpillar off me and threw it on the ground, thanking my frightened aunt.

I just like the way you look at me and can't get rid of me.

1. Buyer: Hello? Seller: Sorry, I only sell mobile phones!

2. Stop jumping! ! Dude, I didn't mean to explode you! ! !

3. Give yourself a little confidence. Don't sit in the right position when others mention being fat, because you may not be able to sit down.

Only those who can keep secrets can get more secrets.

I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. In retrospect, there are too many chefs who have streaked for more than 20 years!

6. Not afraid of opponents like gods, but afraid of teammates like pigs.

7. I want to give a bad review to the mother of my future partner. The delivery is too slow, and no one has received it yet. . .

8. I never lie, except this sentence.

9. I just like the way you look at me and can't get rid of me.

10, your every move, your voice, your face and your smile are all over my mind, scarred.

1 1. It is not necessarily the person you love most, but it must be the person who suits you best.

12, also holding a telescope, was called a general on the battlefield and became a rogue at home.

13, I am not a casual person, I am not a casual person;

14, just finished strengthening the equipment in the game, and finally added it.

15. If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I will resign. Before I resigned, I gave him two Chinese coins and killed him.

16, you always stop and go on the road of feelings. Are you clumsy?

17, fate makes you lose a big lang, and finally you will get a big lang back.

18. Every time I accidentally drop melon seeds, I feel that there is nothing in life that I can't let go.

19, I like to make friends with women! High-end atmosphere on the grade, low-key luxury has connotation!

20. It takes thousands of years to change from a monkey to a human, and only one bottle of wine is needed to change from a human to a monkey.