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Shanghai Sunshine Driving School is a liar driving school and a black driving school. Don't be cheated!
I don't want to say that they are all liars. After all, they finally got their driver's license. As an experienced person in into the pit, I found that many people have the same experience as me. In order to prevent more people from into the pit, I decided to talk to you about my driving experience (history of blood and tears). The registration fee is 5300, and finally it took about 9000 to get the certificate! I wanted to explain, but please forgive me if I didn't refrain from swearing. . .
1, I accidentally saw a small advertisement of this driving school. If they are cheap, they are by no means the lowest among all the small advertisements. I chose to sign up because their online shop is close to where I live and I feel more at ease.
2. After some phone calls and interviews, I learned the basic information:
(1) You need to take an exam in Nanjing. Of course, you can apply to Shanghai, but it will take a long time to wait for more than four months (this is true);
(2) They have repeatedly stressed that two subjects, three subjects and four subjects can take the joint exam, and it will take 45 days to get the license if it is fast (who doesn't want to get the driver's license quickly? My original idea was about two months, and he said no problem);
(3) The registration fee is 5,300 yuan, and no other fees are charged except for the fare to Nanjing for the exam (T-M-D is the worst in this later period);
(4) car training is to pick up the car and send it (later I learned that this car refers to the battery car. . . );
(5) If you want to refund the fee after registration, you can only refund 30%; (This is strictly required in advance)
Sounds ok. The coach is from Heze, Shandong, and handed over to Henan. He is also a half-townsman, so he signed up. However, there is a saying that "fellow villagers see fellow villagers, so don't discuss pits". Let's experience it slowly. . .
3. First of all, I signed up to pay the fee and gave a little discount (to put it bluntly, this is a pheasant driving school, and there is no formal training ground and coach car. How much discount I can give depends on how you talk about it).
I made an appointment for the exam of subject one. After registration 15 days, I made an appointment for Subject 1, and asked us to pay the medical examination fee for 300 yuan. MD didn't say that we didn't charge any fees for the exam in Nanjing before, but now it says that we need a medical examination fee and get it from a scalper, otherwise we will go to Nanjing for a medical examination ourselves. MD's face changed so quickly. Why didn't you say anything before? Wow! After tossing a coin, MD wants to practice driving with them later.
As soon as I finished the exam, I began to practice driving. I didn't want to call names, but the next thing is really unbearable:
(1) First of all, T-M-D has no formal training ground or coach car. Find a destroyed Pu Sang and draw some lines. You can practice here. MB, you said it was irritating! It's a broken car in this dump. If you can practice safely, forget it. There are more pits waiting behind.
(2) In this case, we have to tell our grandparents when we practice driving every day. Before, we said that we could make an appointment when we wanted to practice driving, but when we really made an appointment, it was not like this: either we had already made an appointment for that time period, and then we changed the time; Either someone wants to take the exam in front of us and let them do it first; Either it rains and you can't practice driving. It rains in MD, and it rains on cloudy days. In short, for various reasons, I just can't make an appointment. . .
(3) Let's talk about the situation where we can make an appointment. This is even more irritating. It's hard to make an appointment. You rushed over and found a few people in front. You asked him why you had to wait for the person in front of me when I made an appointment. The grandson said, I'm late, T-M-D think you can drop it. Do you know the fucking time? Every time,
Well, since it's difficult to make an appointment in the middle, I'll make an appointment at the earliest time every day, MB, and call him from home to ask when he will arrive. He said that he would arrive at the appointed time. As a result, you went to work and waited for more than an hour for T-M-D M-D. . It turns out that this grandson is the same every day, no matter when he is an hour or two late!
(5) Later, it was the last straw. I had to give up the idea of driving test for two months and practice slowly. After n times of anxious waiting, I scolded T-M-D again and again, hoping that T-M-D had not come yet. I told myself countless times that I would pick up a brick to fuck T-M-D, but I managed to squeeze out this smiling face after seeing it. . .
(6) Although we have many obstacles in driving practice, many people certainly don't want to be too stiff with a coach (SB) like me, because it is more troublesome to practice driving like this, you know. Although some idiots keep saying that they will never eat cards, they will remind you. For example, once I asked him why it was so difficult to make an appointment to practice driving, and the coach said, that XX is younger than you, so people see it thoroughly and do things well. You can understand for yourself. . . So we have to buy drinks and send a pack of cigarettes to those idiots from time to time. . .
6. Well, I've been practicing for about five months (two or three times a month, one hour each time), and I feel almost done, but please don't take any chances and think that I'll be done after passing the exam. The key is how can you pass the exam?
(1) Things are not as simple as imagined. It turns out that you can't practice the ramps of subject 2 and subject 3 here in Shanghai, because there is no ramp venue and coach car, how can you get on the road! ! ! What should I do? As a result, when it comes to Nanjing special training, why didn't you fucking say so earlier? That doesn't count. In addition, I have to pay a special training fee of 450 yuan, including room and board. What's more, the 5300 registration fee paid by your mother and Lao Zi can only be four items of subject two!
(2) Generally, the entrance exams are on Monday, and these grandchildren set off at five o'clock on Friday night. Mom forced them to arrive in Nanjing at 1: 30 in the morning! Then arrange a dormitory with 6 bunk beds for 12 people. Think for yourself. /kloc-the scene of 0/2 people swearing collectively in the dormitory is really wonderful! If you don't consider the training schedule for the next day, it's better to take the high-speed train yourself! Later, many people I met in the training came to the training for the second time, and they all stayed in hotels by train, of course, the cost was higher.
(3) Before I arrived in Nanjing, I began to advise you to buy insurance. Section II 3500 Section III 1400. In fact, the whole computer monitoring is useless. The third part is very useful. After all, it is very important to have a security officer with the car!
(4) Training lasts for two days, subject 3 1 day and subject 21 days. Remember, you haven't practiced the ramp of subject 3 and subject 2 before this time? Section 3 Four people can practice 1 month for about half an hour a day. Can you pass the exam and figure it out for yourself? Do you buy insurance or not? Look, if the routine is full, I'll ask you if you are in a panic. Many people who come for the first time hold the idea of giving it a try, and the result is that they fail in subject three. To make matters worse, many subjects died on the ramp! There is a car training ground in the training of the second division. Everyone queues up one by one, and three or five cars a day will be good! Anyway, I waited in line for 1 half an hour and practiced two ramps! So many people hang up for the first time, be honest and buy insurance for the second time. . .
7. Well, that's the end of the training. Next, consider simulation. I didn't practice a few times when I learned the ramp temporarily. I went straight to the exam. You think you can pass. Think too much! It is necessary to simulate it, or come again next time. I hope you can pass.
(1) Let's look at the simulation fee first. You need to buy eight lines (240, inverted 80) for the first time. Of course, this is not over, because you will find that the first simulation is very poor. Just after the eighth line 1, it was all hung on the ramp. What should we do? No one wants to come to Shanghai and Nanjing next time, so we can only continue the simulation before the exam on Monday.
(2) I went to the examination room at 6 o'clock in the morning and bought the fourth line and the second line. The first time I passed 1 I didn't feel anything when I first arrived at the examination room, but the second time I passed 1 I counted my lines a little in my head, so I simulated it once after reversing, and the simulation fee for coming to the second department was ***500 yuan! I was also more careful in the second exam, and I was lucky to get 90 points at one time.
(3) The third class in the afternoon. After careful consideration, I finally bought insurance, and I passed the second class. Because I don't want to come again in the third class (after all, the cost of coming once is also very high, and I have to collect the fare, training fee and leave). All right, bear it! Although I paid the insurance, I still don't feel at ease, because the insurance is not within the scope of protection, not including lighting, gear, flameout and parking, so I still have to simulate before the exam. Here we go again 150! ! It's a fucking pit, but fortunately, I overcame many problems in the mock exam and passed it by luck! Some people who buy insurance obviously feel that the security officer helped to step on the brakes when they pulled over, thinking that buying insurance is still useful! The coach also said that if you buy a security officer, it won't be difficult for you. If you don't buy it, you may have to hang up the emergency brake. . .
8. There is no problem with section 4. Although I got it all at once and got a small blueprint that day, the whole passing car was really full of grievances and anger.
9. Roughly calculated the fee, the registration fee is 5300+ 300 (fare+meal, etc.). ) +200+ 650 (fare 200, aircraft selection fee 450)+ simulation fee 650+ 1400+ 500 (I lived outside for two days)!
Fortunately, it passed at one time, and it took 8 months to get it! It's really better to study directly in Shanghai. Many went for the second time and then paid insurance, and many went for the third time. . . You can weigh how much money and time you need. . .
10. Finally, if you are already in into the pit, study hard and pay the insurance honestly. After all, studying for an hour and a half to take the exam is like luck.
If you haven't signed up yet, you are lucky to see my driving experience. You'd better choose a regular driving school in Shanghai, and you'd better go to the driving training venue. Stay away from those pheasant driving schools that can't be admitted in Shanghai, especially Sunshine Driving School. The headmaster is Li Xiande18021012368, and the leaders are Guo Wang, Pan Xia and Zhang Chen. It is said that Shanghai has more than 100 points, which are basically from Heze, Shandong Province (sorry, it's none of my business that these black-hearted SB ruined your reputation). Don't be greedy, because.
I wish you all an early license, but remember to drive safely.
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