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Talk about heartache and cold. Talk about expressing your cold.

1. Others think you are too cold, and you think you have social phobia, but in fact you just feel inferior.

2. If I hadn't experienced so many things, maybe I wouldn't have become the cold girl in their mouth. Cold is just a disguise to protect myself.

3. I don't want anything I wanted before. If you had asked me what kind of person I wanted to be three years ago, I would have said without hesitation that I wanted to be a person who can get along with everyone. If you were asking me the same question today, I would definitely say, I'd better keep my present lofty and aloof status quo. In this way, no one will bother me, which saves a lot of trouble. Good night

4. I am too hot and cold.

5. Do you think it's irrelevant for me to continue like this, and I'm heartless? Or are you preoccupied and full of thoughts? The point is, there's so much cold around you!

6. Please remember that I am a cold person. Please don't be fooled by my constant madness.

7. I was born in the north in 1998. I like winter and hate summer. I love freedom and sensibility, sometimes it's high and cold, sometimes it's funny, sometimes it's cruel, but the prodigal son is gentle and it warms people's hearts. I heard that I was silent and dumb when I was born, because my surname Ma doesn't have many titles. I like this name. I hate crowds, I hate pungent taste, I hate listening to slow songs, I hate betrayal and leaving. I like to turn on the air conditioner, cover my quilt and eat popsicles. I

8. The most beautiful love in the world is that when the passion fades and the face is aging, it is still those hands with no regrets that hold you; When the wealth is exhausted and there is nothing left, it is still the heart that will stay with you until death; When disaster comes and all beings are far away, what warms you is still the feeling that does not cool down. The most beautiful love in the world is not the love between a princess and a prince, but to find a warm and ordinary person who will never give up, give you meticulous pampering and give you love to grow old together.

9. Everyone is an actor. If he plays well, he is the protagonist; if he plays badly, he is the supporting role.

1. I saw goodbye mr. loser yesterday, but I didn't burst into laughter or cry silently. It was very cold all the time, so it was very beautiful and valuable. It didn't matter to me that Zhihu's two extreme comments made me lose my mind and make up the reality. The only thing I feel bad about is that I can open my mind with him every time I watch a movie and write a new story by myself. Now I have to rely on my flat IQ to make up the story step by step.

11. My mother sent me a text message asking me if I was okay. Only my mother should care about me with her life. Unfortunately, I will never tell her that I am not good. Yes, I am 27 years old, with an ordinary education, no heterosexual relationship and average work ability, but my emotional intelligence and IQ are not high. Easy to believe, easy to be cheated, cold, actually very lonely, but I will still eat well, sleep well and love myself.

12, remember that I am a cold person, don't be fooled by my usual madness.

13. I like someone for a long time. I always call him every day, but he ignores me. I always think he is just cold, but I didn't expect him to chat well with another girl.

14. We often talk and laugh, but we don't know how important you are to me.

15. If your friend who claims to be cold around you is no longer cold, then he has met the right person!

16. Why are you so cold? Because I was hurt when I was warm.

17. I don't care whether his personality is cold or not. I only know that he is the boy who laughs with a pear vortex in the tidbits and wears a cotton-padded jacket and says that Lao Tzu will go to school tomorrow.

18. Although I think it doesn't matter if it is cold, I still hope that local mean time, with its many people, will try his best to talk to people, but I can't hide the coldness below the words, but I really don't want such a tortuous inner struggle at all.

19. We are like two thorny roses that can't embrace each other. We love each other but hurt each other.

2, I become cold, just to avoid injury

21, the highest level of teasing is actually cold! Give up, son, you have no hope of reaching that level.

23. I like being silent. I like being cold, warm and hot. I like being silent, but I care. I like quarreling, but I won't say goodbye. I like going back. I only like Zhang Kangjie, being cold and learning scum.

24. On the first weekend of November. My first night shift is my own class. I'm not high cold, just slow heat and passive low pressure. I'm nervous when I see my mistress, let alone my boss. I hope I won't wriggle in front of my boss next month, although I know it's unlikely. Come on, come on.

25. I ran into a nerdy elementary school brother, pretended to be cold and walked past him, and then yelled at my classmates, stop pretending, saying that you

26. I am a cold person, and my cold breath from my bones gave me rheumatoid arthritis.

27. Life is like a process in which you switch between teasing and high and low.

28. A handsome man is a warm man, and your name is a hot dog at most.

29. Some love can't be told, because it will be more humble to say it.

3. Pity us shy people, who are always mistaken for high cold. Talk about expressing your coldness

First, no one has died since ancient times, and you will die first if you die

Second, if a person starts to neglect you, please leave him, and those who don't know how to cherish you should not give up.

third, walk through the south, cross the north, and firecrackers and mines kiss each other!

fourth, in my mediocre life, I also want to have someone I like who can keep me going.

5. You show your waist in the south, and I wear mink in the north.

6. What does it matter if the face is big? Just be big and beautiful.

seven, you can ignore my feelings, you can squander my enthusiasm, you can ignore my depression and sadness, but you must understand that everyone can give a limited amount of love. If you make me feel overwhelmed, then I can get used to you and change you.

Eight, Happiness had an accident and waited for my own burial in the morgue

Nine, what would happen if I ate Xuanmai gum during the holiday?

1. Sister's love is never given to those who deserve it. Others please get out of the way and don't be an eyesore.

if there is an afterlife, I will find you in the reincarnation in front of Naihe Bridge with the memory of this life! Love you all my life and protect you!

12. It's easy to make up, but it's too difficult at first. Instead of being suspicious of each other, we should go our separate ways. I will laugh generously and walk magnanimously.

XIII. I'm quitting smoking. I'm a good citizen.

the person who taught you the initial dance steps may not be able to accompany you to the end.

15. If I can shake hands with freedom, I would rather lose everything.

XVI. If you chase me naked for two kilometers, I'll call myself a hooligan once!

seventeen, time has never been cool to me, and time has never been complicated to me. A journey through the mountains, a journey through the water, a journey around, a journey around, a journey around, a journey around, a journey around, a journey around, a journey around, a journey around, a journey around, a journey around, a journey around, a journey around.

18. The blooming smile is my only pride.

XIX. The earthly fireworks I crave are impartial, and it happens to be you.

twenty, loving someone is not buying water for others after class, sending text messages, or going out for dinner, singing and chatting on weekends. But to be an excellent person. In the future, there may be others who love her. What you have to do is to compare everyone else. You have to be excellent and be better than everyone else. You need to grow up quickly and protect her.

21st, you are not qualified to give up halfway, you are not qualified to break the jar, you can only make yourself better and stronger than anyone else, and you have no way out.

Twenty-two, don't stay up as long as you want just because you are ugly

Twenty-three, if I like you, I will be naive to you, if I don't like you, I will mature over your mother in minutes.

twenty-four, my future husband is definitely a road idiot, otherwise he wouldn't even find me now.

25. What do we worry about all day long when we have nothing to worry about? Buddha says it's desire, you say it's ideal

26. My happiness, if you can afford it, give it, if you can't afford it, get out!

27. I have no face, no figure and no ability, but girl, I am domineering and strong. I have this style that you don't have.

28. My world is not your playground. You are not allowed to go in and out.

twenty-nine, I would rather run and be knocked down countless times than walk in a proper way all my life, even if I fall down, I should laugh heroically.

thirty, if you give me enough money, I don't mind you looking for another woman outside. If you give me enough love, I won't leave you for money.

thirty-one, whenever someone asks me what to do, I will say to do it to the death.

32. If one day, I can't get married, please bury me in If You Are the One.

thirty-three, your love has long been the only one in my life. What can you continue without me? Girls who are cold talk about short sentences, and girls who are cold talk about

31. You help people with 1 points. When one day you are only willing to help 8, he will empty all your gratitude and would rather choose someone who only helps him with 7 points as friends. A grain of rice keeps a benefactor and a stone of rice keeps an enemy. The old man was right. Don't give everything you have easily, leave some pride and love for yourself, remember, it's the coolest thing.

32. You are only in your twenties. You can be anyone you want to be.

33. You don't need too many criteria to choose a lover, as long as these three things don't cheat you, don't hurt you, and accompany you. One day you will understand that what you need is not vigorous love, but someone who won't leave you. He will give you a coat when you are cold, a cup of hot water when you have a stomachache, and a hug when you are sad, so he will always be with you. Not to love more all day, but to be serious, stay together and not leave!

34. Those who quarreled with their daughter-in-law won in the end. Those who were indifferent to their daughter-in-law ended up alone; Those who don't give money to their daughters-in-law will eventually die of poverty; Those who don't make their daughter-in-law happy are finally angry; Let the daughter-in-law get a lifetime of love; Coaxed daughter-in-law happy all harvested life is sweet; Those who are willing to spend money on their daughters-in-law are getting richer and richer. In fact, the attitude towards daughter-in-law is the attitude towards the world. The more you love, the more you are loved, and the more you give up, the more you get.

35, good love, the time to win the battle, can withstand the fleeting time, can withstand parting, can withstand missing, and may not be owned by being with you, but love will last until it is used to it. . .

36. To work hard and make progress is not to show others, but to live up to yourself and this life.

37, a person is not alone, think of a person alone. A person is not lonely, and only when you fall in love with someone can you understand the taste of loneliness.

38. We used to think that persistence would make us stronger, but when we grow up, we find that letting go is what makes us stronger. # Taiping Wheel #

39. I really hope to be with you forever, so I don't ask for anything. If you don't fall in love, don't fall in love. As long as you can greet each other every day, it's also good. Not every kind of affection needs results, and companionship itself is a silent embrace.

4. A woman's beauty is gone, and then she knows who really loves her. When a man's power is gone, he knows who is really important. When you are in the mood, the people who are best to you are drowned in the crowd. Only after the noise has passed can I understand who the people around me are, but I'm afraid I'll be old by then. In this world, the most important thing is to keep one, one heart and one person. Time always proves that what stays with you is the most precious. Talk coldly

1. I am willing to be your best listener and watch you pretend to be forced from beginning to end.

2. Many people searched for him, and suddenly looked back! That man is still dismissive of me.

3. It's good to be a star. You don't have to catch your husband cheating on you. The whole country helps you catch it.

4. Since you can't give her marriage, don't give her a chance to daydream.

5. When a girl runs, her chest is automatically set to vibration mode.

6. There is one of the most unpalatable dishes in the world, and that is noisy squid.

7. If my love for you is true enough, can I wait for you to see me later?

8. I dare not look in the mirror for too long, because I am afraid that I will fall in love with myself.

9. Walking in the street, nine out of ten women are wearing dangerous clothes. Fortunately, they are very safe.

1. Can I have a chat? My life is lonely as snow.

11. That was the first time you stood me up, and once you stood me up, it would be a lifetime.

12. I hate hanging out with those gangsters. I'm not hanging out.

13. Now, I will never let anyone take me away willfully. I've learned to go by myself.

14. People who wait for love have the most painful hope and the sweetest despair.

15. The mentality of the standard female diaosi is: I don't have a man, so I should be fat for the winter.

16. In fact, in the end, we will all be offline on other people's MSN.

17. Every girl who talks about losing weight has a mouth to eat.

18. If you don't fight, you won't live in vain, and if you don't suffer, you won't be tired.

19. what I want to see most in my life is the painful appearance of men's dysmenorrhea and abortion.

2. I can't forget you, so only when you forget me can I end this relationship.

21. I have already set the wedding date, and now I just need to set the groom!

22. Every road is difficult, but once you choose, you must go on.

23. When a person gets rid of his own fears, he will feel extremely carefree and comfortable.

24. No matter how beautiful a lie is, it will be debunked one day!

25. I used your man, too, so you will make do with it in the future.

26. In fact, people throw eggs at me, and there is also the joy of receiving flowers.

27. Even though our youth is silent, there are good scenery everywhere.

28. If you chase me naked for two kilometers, I'll call myself a hooligan once!

29. I have two hearts, one for pain and the other for forgiveness.

3. If you just meet and can't stay, it's better not to meet.

31. Men change cars when they are rich, houses when they are rich, and wives when they are rich.

32. People like us who are ugly but like to look good deserve to be alone.

33. I'm going to take your baggage, so you are a happy pauper now.

34. When you think that the person you like also likes you, you usually think too much.

35. If it's sunny, you'll be fine. It seems that you're gone in this weather.