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Write interesting people: naughty niece. Shorten the composition

My niece is a naughty boy. I was quiet when I was born. When I grow up (about half a year old), I lie in bed, haha. My niece is a naughty boy. 1 year-old, get ahead. Grown up (about 1 year and a half), walking on the road, drumming and ticking.

Hey! Seriously! I am happy, sad and angry to have such a niece, but I am relaxed with her and don't have to be me in the eyes of my elders! Oh! Forgot! My niece's name is Yuan!

When my Cece was one year old, I went to their house. She lay in bed, staring at everyone who passed by. I went to see her, but she grabbed my little finger and thumb. I didn't know what to say! In order to hear clearly, I put my ear in the past. "Ah" I ran out at the speed of light! Guess what? She left her dear saliva on my face! As I rubbed it, I thought, Is this the way babies greet each other? Then I will pay attention next time!

Sissy, sometimes she will be spoiled! That day, I went to their home. As soon as she came in, she held my feet and held her head high. Tears in her eyes swirled in her eyes. I picked her up and asked, "Cece, please increase your hair a little!" " How red your eyes are! "

"Aunt, mom scolded Xixi!"

"sissy, are you making trouble again?" I asked curiously.

"Aunt, no, I peed on my body!" Sissy played with my hair and said. "fight!" I said. Really, if I do something wrong, I still feel like playing with my hair. Really!

"Stop fighting!"

"Fight, break Xixi!" I said, "Xixi"

"yes"

"Smelly Xixi!"

"yes"

"Bad Xixi!"

"hey!"

"Sisi, do Didi! Ok! " I don't think she loves me, so I said, "Auntie, go and pull!" Don't go west! All right! ""no, aunt! " He shouted.

"No, Sissy!"

"Aunt, come, come, come!" Xixi waved to me as he said, "Aunt, come and play with Xixi!"

"Don't come!" "Come, aunt, Xixi is obedient!"

"Ok, aunt, come and play with Xixi!" I am a scoundrel!

I won't say the rest, and finally I got screwed!