Sentences that make you laugh to death

First, I don't hate life, but I hate life without money.

Second, if you have a dream, you must stick to it. When the alarm clock rings, you must get up quickly and turn it off. Go to the bathroom and come back to sleep.

Third, when I have money, I will buy two lollipops, one for you to eat and the other for you.

Fourth, the rich are in Taobao, and the poor are escaping. I beg you.

The consequences of playing dumb are very serious. If you pretend and refuse to admit it, you can only send it to the kitchen.

6. Look at my usual smile. Everyone says I feel easy to get along with. You want to rob my food and break your hand.

Seven, wait for my long hair to my waist and cover my body fat. You should be cold and arrogant, even if you are a tiger's back.

Quarrel with male colleagues, spray more perfume, hang some hair, and someone will fix it for you.

9. It's not that I don't like doing homework. It's just that my mobile phone is too narrow-minded After only five minutes of homework, my mobile phone became jealous. I spent two hours coaxing it.

In fact, you should have become a great scientist, but you were delayed by one thing, that is, you have no brain.

1 1. If a friend who chats well with you online suddenly ignores you, then you should reflect on whether you are taking selfies online.

Recently, in order not to affect nearby residents, my aunt in our community invented a square dance with Bluetooth headphones. Last night, they went downstairs to buy things and found the square quiet. Dozens of aunts danced with smiles. I went. It was much scarier than before. I haven't been out for several nights!

Thirteen, do you know how the pig died? I don't know. No, neither do pigs.

14. I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I will gain weight for a while first, or my life will be incomplete.

15. The mobile phone didn't ring for a month. Today, I had it repaired. As a result, the maintenance master said that the mobile phone was not broken, but no one called in for more than a month. I knelt down directly to the master and begged him to stop.

Sixteen, don't always let boys pay when going out. You don't know that parents are poor in raising children and daughters. How can their pocket money be more than ours? They are all swollen faces and fat people. Please eat. They don't want to eat meat for a month.