Joke Collection Website - Talk about mood - Talk about the mood of cooking failure

Talk about the mood of cooking failure

I especially like to go home and cook dinner for our baby every day. Although it is not particularly delicious, I always make it with great care. For me who know nothing, since we were together, I have learned too much, washing and cooking, and suddenly there is a housewife who hates cooking and wants to eat and play without doing anything. It's different now, because I think I should take good care of him and be good to him. It's not easy for him. Although he can play a little temper sometimes, you should remember to play. Big brother has been in love with you for so many years. Only with him can he feel at home. Sometimes it's not that you don't want to do anything, but that you are willing to change for him.

I learned to cook. Tell me about it.

I want to find a boyfriend who can cook.

If not, I'll learn to make it for you, okay?

Second, when you are young, you'd better not meet people who are too amazing. Otherwise, I will be restless for the rest of my life.

Later, I learned to cook with makeup, but not for you.

If it weren't for you, I would still be working from nine to five. Everything has changed since I met you. I learned to cook and try my best to be cheerful. I interviewed for a job alone and lived in a strange environment. These are all changes after knowing you.

I thought I could bid farewell to the tragic fate of washing dishes by learning to cook.

My mother told me that I have raised you for so many years, so you should wash the dishes quickly.

I remember that your cooking was really delicious at that time, and then I learned to cook by myself, listen to a song quietly and get along with myself like this.

6. I study laundry and cooking. I do laundry and cook for you and your loved ones.

I learned to keep dogs and walk cats. For your favorite life, I have a dog to walk the cat.

Until Doudou was stolen at the age of 2, when he was more than 80 kilograms! You don't even know, do you?

I think of it every time I eat.

Until later

I learned to cook.

After 84 years of love, you left your daughter. 20 15 years1met you on October 7th. It was a word at the beginning, girl, dare to get married? I got married on February 8, 20 15, and I carried you back that day. For you, I quit society and became a migrant worker. For you, I will go to the vegetable market to bargain. For you, I became an otaku in Jason Wu. For you, tears have come out for years. It's not that I'm afraid, but that we've been together for four years. I see. I am taller than you. I want to yield to you. I am louder than you. I want to yield to you. It's gone. The house is empty. It is painful to look after children. It hurts. Not without blood. It's just that I understand. I burned a lot today.

My mother hasn't been in the kitchen since I learned to cook.

Ten, since my mother was ill, I learned to cook, and later I realized how happy it is to have someone cook for you after work!

I learned to cook, you know? I began to like flowers, you know? I fell in love with sports, you know?

You don't know, you don't know. You know nothing about my life and don't care about my recent situation.

You like this, but you claim to like me. Teach me how to believe.

I won't bother you, but my pride tells me that I'm not qualified. If you don't contact me, I can only think that you really don't lack me.

That's it. Be a stranger quietly. I'm tired of feeling sorry for myself. It's really boring

Later, I learned to cook. In my spare time, I sit at home and read books. It's almost time for Doby cat to clean the room, so I bought some food and cooked a delicious table for myself. I'm really comfortable with no one holding me back. After losing you, I taught myself better and better. Thank you for meeting and parting.

Thirteen, a melon refreshes the mind.

I feel groggy all day, and it's even worse to get up after a nap at noon.

My brother just cut his own watermelon in the kitchen, and then ran over and asked me, Mom, when can I use a knife? I said: as long as you learn, you can use it. Then he told me enthusiastically: mom, I have learned, and I can cook for you in the future.

I learned to cook, but you left. My cooking is delicious. Can you come back and try?

15. My previous fantasy about my boyfriend

Yes, I can wash clothes.

Can cook

You can help me study.

You can also take care of my people.

then

I learned to use the washing machine.

Learned to cook.

Learned to take good care of yourself

You can also arrange your study plan early.

Then give the audited materials to others.

Just like I think all-powerful people

From other people

Slowly

Became myself

Growing up seems to be such a simple thing.

From relying on others to relying on yourself.

Because of her, I learned to cook, but I don't know if she can still eat my cooking. If only it hadn't happened, if only it hadn't cursed.

17. Is getting married a sad thing? He learned to cook and I learned to clean. We've all learned that when we lose our temper, never say goodbye. But hug each other tightly.

At the age of eighteen, you made me independent, and then I learned to make money, go home, cook, do housework, take care of children, go shopping, go to the supermarket, carry things and sleep by myself. I don't know. Do you have one? Father's identity? What else can you be? I thought I was happy, but that was just my idea. I am tired. Thank you for giving me a heart full of holes.

I learned to rent an empty house in less than a week.

cook

Scrub the jar

Wipe the floor.

Wipe the glass

Cleaning screen window

screen

curtain wall

Read the water meter reading

Check the electric meter

An Yuba

Bath changing head

Viscous bracket

Clean range hood

Clean gas stove

Anxiaojiazi

Install lockers

Assemble a table

Assembly cabinet

sewer

Sealing tape for doors and windows

Glued wood floor

Change bath bully

I learned to cook recently.

Although I have always been rejected by my mother _ ` but

Fried a shredded potato with green pepper at noon today.

Boss Tang praised me! !

Don: Yes, did you cut this shredded potato? Cut it well.

Me: Hee hee.

Don: I can't even cut it so well.

My old man added: That's because you found a good husband.

Twenty-one, midnight takeout should be delivered in two parts.

But I'm lonely

Later, I learned to wash clothes and cook by myself.

Later, I learned to relax myself.

Later, I learned to take care of myself

But I want to be better so much that I don't have you around.

I can only keep myself busy.

Nothing will be unhappy.

Twenty-two, three years in college.

I learned to cut music, cut films, cook, take photos, retouch pictures, make fake seals and make fake certificates.

Fortunately, the tuition fee was not paid in vain.

Twenty-three, in order to like a person, I learned to cook and how to take care of a person, but now there is one more woman around you and one less person around me. Later, in order to forget someone, I cut my favorite long hair short and got only me.

I have learned a lot since my grandmother left. I learned to cook, clean the house, go out alone, be strong, and miss only in the dead of night. Sometimes I feel that my grandmother hasn't left yet, and I still want to buy her something, but suddenly I remember that my grandmother has left. I always miss her, especially when I feel that life is very difficult. She's gone, and everything is as usual, but the missing piece can't be made up, and the missing person can't come back.

I used to want to find a boyfriend who can play musical instruments, but later I learned musical instruments.

Later, I wanted to find a boyfriend who can cook, and now I am learning to cook.

Turn yourself into your favorite boyfriend step by step.

Step by step towards the end of loneliness.

Me Before You, I don't like anything.

You can go to the cinema without washing your face and wearing slippers.

After meeting you,

All life has a sense of ritual.

Everything will bring happiness.

Because you have learned photography, travel, cycling, adventure, cooking, makeup, reading and maintenance.

After you left, I learned to travel, cook, move and fly by myself.

Twenty-seven, time and environment will teach a lot, you learned to fall asleep in the noise, I learned to hold you to buy food, cook and wash clothes. Encourage yourself many times a day, saying that you can only adapt anyway, and you can't leave you because of your efforts anyway. I'll try harder, baby.

Twenty-eight years old, I suddenly found out

Since I came to Xi 'an.

All my bad habits have never been repeated.

My big miss temper

My princess disease

My mouth is very cheap

These seem to disappear in an instant.

seemingly

I really grew up.

I learned to cook by myself.

I learned to live my own life.

I learned all the skills of a person when he was a child.

But I am not happy.

Never laughed from the heart.

I seem to have lost my inner happiness factor.

Now I know how annoying bad temper is.

Thank you for your tolerance and love.

Twenty-nine, I used to be comfortable in literature and art, but later I learned to fall in love. Oh dear. It got out of hand, and then I learned to cook.

Thirty, my mother is also a first-time mother, and I am also a first-time mother's daughter. I am strong now, and I can do many things by myself, not only to repair the shower head, but also to endure the extreme fear of killing cockroaches. I learned to cook, and in a foreign land I learned to report good news instead of bad news. I will take good care of myself, and you should take good care of yourself. Mom and Dad, I miss you so much.