There are seven words floating in the sky, which are funny jokes all day.

Many seniors said that I was in a good mood when I started school, and even the bubbles in the sun were colored, so boring. Where did you see it? ! The dream of learning hegemony in the new semester is a question of how to do it. Hurry up and change the head of the school, so that everyone can see your desire to learn! 365 quotations and lines network specially collected and sorted out this funny joke for you. There are seven words floating in the sky, all day long!

The last one is for scum, no watermark, thank you.

This is the class rules of their class sent by a netizen. Scum doesn't want to go to school when he sees the first one.

On the first day of school, all scum are like this. They are really drunk.

Whether you are a bully or a scum, remember, classmates, all your efforts are worth it!

So students should be happy when school starts!

By the way, the military training is coming soon. I silently checked the weather forecast and didn't give a good news to the freshmen until the end of the military training.

It's the annual season when freshmen live in dormitories and parents send their children upstairs.

Poor Chengfeng, did you get up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet? Come back and watch not to sleep in the wrong bed.

Recently, there are too many things that girls are missing, and parents are even more worried. Compared with previous years, more children are sent to school.

Come on, let's all tell the story of your college years.

Looking at his taillights, I secretly vowed: I will study hard, be as awesome as him and speak fluent ordinary hair! (Boy Scout Attack)

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If you can't read this well, you'd better find someone to listen to you. He will certainly congratulate you. You're welcome.

College geeks carry enough rations back to their dormitory, so it seems that they don't have to go downstairs this semester.

This classmate, a bad house is easy to cause cancer! Really! Do not believe you: carcinogenic, home!

One summer vacation, the children's shoes of Nanchang University came back to the dormitory and saw this: the mouse was born in the dormitory. I was drunk, too. Is there anything warmer than this in the school season?

Yes!

In the new semester, Zhejiang University tried to divide freshmen into dormitories according to their living habits. Dormitories are divided into "165438+ sleeping before 0: 30 pm/1:30 pm", and 70% freshmen choose the former.

I just want to say that 70% people choose to sleep before 1 1: 30 at night. You are really freshmen. Too young, too simple, too ignorant of college life. Believe me, after one month, 90% of you will regret this choice → _→

"Night owls" and "early sleepers" are separated in different dormitories.

The scum were so happy that they finally found the organization. The next page is more exciting ~ ~ ~