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What is the most surprising thing that happened in your village?
This happened a few years ago. This july rhapsody is over fifty years old. He is an ugly and fat man. There is a canteen at the entrance of the village, and the husband and wife also have three children, all of whom are quite big. Because of the opening of the canteen, men have to sleep in the canteen at night to watch the store. The distance between his home and the canteen is no more than 100 meters. It is also very close to the woman's house, about 100 meters. The woman is young, about 30 years old, and has two children. Her husband worked in other places all the year round and didn't come back until the Spring Festival, but her husband is a handsome and gentle man. I really don't understand how she cheated on this old, ugly and fat man.
Because I work outside all the year round, I am not particularly clear about things at home. I also heard it from my cousin. This is always done in secret. If no one finds out, it is generally not clear.
But paper can't contain fire, and it happened that the woman's mother-in-law found it. It is said that one night, this woman secretly got up at night and went to the canteen to have an affair with a man. Then her mother-in-law heard the sound of opening the door and thought she had gone to the toilet, but she didn't hear the sound of coming back for a long time. Her mother-in-law used a flashlight to find someone, but she didn't see anyone at home. Then she barked at the dog in the village and found the canteen, thus discovering the adultery of two people. The woman behind is ashamed to leave two children of a few years old and go back to her parents' house. The man also closed the canteen and went to work in other places. I haven't seen anyone since I got back. Think about it. I used to be a high-profile figure in our village. I have a wife who is a village official, and she also runs a canteen in this area.
Later, I heard that the woman's mother-in-law and husband wanted her to come back, because they had two children, and the children were still young, but it was not shameful for the woman not to come back. I feel bloody. This woman has a good relationship with my sister. My sister used to play with her at home. That woman is young and beautiful, cheerful and not coquettish. I still can't figure out how she can have an affair with this old, ugly and fat man like a pig.
It didn't happen in our village, it happened in a place in the village.
In the 1970s, there was a true story of a cobbler in Xiashuangxiang. The shoemaker went home into the city, picked up a shelf on the road and slammed it on the car. When he got home, he was a little bored, so he put it in his nakedness. Unexpectedly, that thing was congested, and it became harder and harder to fill, so it could not be taken off. The shoemaker is in terrible pain. In desperation, he remembered that "heat expands and cold contracts" and ran to the river bend to stir with cold water. But taking a cold bath for a long time, instead of reducing the swelling, it hurts more and more. Seeing that thing was dying, the cobbler ignored his face and begged his family and neighbors to help him. At that time, the medical conditions in rural areas were poor, and doctors had never walked through the world. Injection and intravenous drip are useless, and there is nothing they can do. When we got to the blacksmith's shop, there was nothing the blacksmith could do. The blacksmith said, my hammer can only get tighter and tighter, and it won't break. Finally, I went to the farm tool processing factory, used a hacksaw while watering, and then removed the paddock.
This story spread all over the countryside and cities for a while. Many years later, idle craftsmen compiled this story into the jingle "The Shoemaker of the Next Pair": there is a shoemaker here, and there is a shoemaker in the next pair. They went to town to pick up a trap. The cobbler panicked and put the bell on the X. The hammer was swollen and hard, and I was embarrassed to tell my daughter-in-law (pronounced "bed" in the local dialect). Sleeping until midnight, painfully climbing on the kang (local dialect "dang") ... The following is forbidden and can't be sent out. Please make up for it.
You said mysterious is not mysterious.
We went to the town on business in the afternoon about the village next door. On the way from the town to the village, we found that the police cars were all full.
A girl aged1/kloc-0 was raped, tortured and killed, and her legs were folded. The scene was tragic, ie I was told not to look. At that time, she said that no one answered the phone to two towns (I don't know if it is true or not), and finally she called the city. People come to cities, counties and towns. The speed at which such things spread is really amazing, so at least the region is sensational and the superiors attach great importance to it.
According to my relative (he is from the village), the whole village didn't sleep that night, and the police will come to check the population later (I feel a little shocked, and the murderer was caught as soon as he ran away). After many days of investigation, he still didn't catch it. Finally, all the men at home and just out of the house in the village extracted DNA for genetic identification, and finally found out that it was the son of an old man. The old man really turned white overnight.
Only after he was arrested and interrogated did he know that although he was miserable after raping and torturing others, his life was not in danger, mostly trauma, and he wanted to wash and release the little girl, but while taking a bath, the little girl lost her life because of one sentence. The little girl said to the murderer, I know you! ! ! ! This time, the murderer panicked and abandoned the body in an abandoned house after killing the little girl. Finally, he was sentenced to death. In fact, he will get married in a few months. He was brought back in the twelfth lunar month and all his organs were donated. He never went into the corpse house, so he was buried in the coffin.
It was in the newspaper at that time, and many people should have seen it.
My neighbor is an old man. According to seniority, I have to call him grandpa. He has accumulated virtue and done good deeds all his life. When you see stones or obstacles on the road, such as broken glass and banana peel, pick them up and put them where pedestrians or cars have not passed. In 2007, I saw a rabbit with a broken leg in the wheat field and took it home for treatment. Then I released them and went to the live fish market to buy fish and set them free. He also donated 320 yuan from his contracted vegetable greenhouse to poor families who could not afford to see a doctor, and gave the beggar change and clothes (according to the old man at home, he went to town to buy new year's goods at the end of the twelfth lunar month). When he saw a beggar in a thin coat, he took off his cotton-padded jacket and gave it to the beggar. He also buys books and stationery for the children in the orphanage in the town, and so on. He did good deeds and treated others well all his life. His descendants are very promising, including several well-known domestic large companies, enterprises and officials, as well as the descendants who were admitted to Fudan University in Peking University the year before last. He lived to the old age of 102. My famous teacher of Zhouyi numerology once said mysteriously: "Accumulating the virtue in the dark can change your life! (Increase happiness, increase wealth, and prolong life) "(Because virtue is to do good deeds, not to let others know, not to ask for returns, not to ask for fame and fortune) I advise you to accumulate more virtue and do good deeds, to have more good thoughts, to accumulate more blessings, to be kind to others, and to insist on doing good deeds every day is the right way!
I was only in the fourth grade at that time. There is an uncle in the village who is very romantic and always does this and that. It is estimated that he climbed over the wall of someone in the neighboring village that day and was caught by someone in the neighboring village. That night he was castrated, beaten up, and then thrown into a well to irrigate the fields. The family didn't know that the three children were starving at home, so it took the village a week to find them by accident. At this time, it has been expanded by the well bubble. The village organized a salvage, and we took a casual look at it because we passed by after school, which left a great shadow on my young mind. After this incident, the mother went to the northeast, and the three children were only 12 years old. Life is so bitter. But I am better off now.
There is a tall aunt in the village. She has a nephew Xiaogang who married a daughter-in-law named Xiaolan.
Aunt Gao married four brothers, and her niece Xiaolan slept with all the brothers except her husband. The worst time, Xiaolan slept in the second child's house that night (the second child was divorced), and Xiaolan's husband Xiaogang found it.
At that time, in order to let Xiaolan escape from the back door, the second child and his father (an old man in his 60 s) beat Xiaogang half to death. Later, Aunt Gao learned of the situation and sent her nephew to the hospital with tears.
Yu Ji hit her old husband, which is probably the most arrogant Yu Ji in history.
After the event, Xiaolan still lives in the same small family with her husband. It is said that they have divorced, but they still live under the same roof and have not left home.
Up to now, the two seem to have made up again, and outsiders seem to be a happy family. Xiaolan still dresses up beautifully every day and plays around.
On Sunday morning, I received a phone call from my nephew in my hometown, saying that my uncle was arrested by the police station and asked me to go home. I was very surprised to get the news. My uncle is my father's youngest brother, and he is an out-and-out honest farmer. He is about 60 years old and doesn't even have a wife. How can he break the law?
Even without breakfast, I hurried back to my hometown in the countryside.
When I saw my nephew, I quickly asked, "What's the matter?" My nephew spread his hand: "Alas, it's a shame to introduce women to prostitution." I am even more surprised. How can a 60-year-old man introduce a woman to prostitution without even marrying his wife?
It turned out that my uncle recently met a woman about 50 years old somewhere. They hooked up and thought they would have a good life together, but they were obsessed with prostitution to make money. My uncle is responsible for finding lonely men in their fifties and sixties in nearby villages, and my old woman is responsible for staying with me for 30 nights and giving my uncle 10 yuan an introduction fee. This time, my uncle introduced an old man in Zhaozhuang. When the lady got up and left in the morning, she found a bag of corn in the aisle. She put the corn on a tricycle and took it away before the old man got up. When the old man got up, he found a bag of corn missing. He suspected that it had been stolen by an old woman, so he came to ask his uncle for it. After the quarrel, he fought again, alarmed the police at the security point and was taken to the police station. As a result, even the introduction of women into prostitution was shaken out.
This incident makes me laugh and cry. Alas, how could an honest old country man do such a thing? I took out 3000 yuan from my bag and gave it to my nephew to go to the police station to find someone.
It happened when I was eight years old, in Maanshan City, Anhui Province. I remember I have two good playmates, two little girls, both very beautiful. We live in a big house, play together and have a good relationship. Let's call them a and b for the time being.
One day, I found that I was playing with A in the morning, and she was gone. Her parents didn't tell me anything, so I rushed to find B, and B said he didn't see A either. At that time, we thought he didn't come back from playing, didn't take it seriously, and continued to eat and drink. But now that I think about it, A's parents must have used all their connections to find A, but there was no news. We are disappointed. We may have been trafficked. At that time, we were.
A few days later, B disappeared, and B's parents searched everywhere. I was particularly surprised. Why don't they go out to play together and call me? I asked my mother and she told me not to talk nonsense. I was very young at that time, but I felt something was wrong, and the days passed by.
The cold current is coming, (why not say climax, because when I write this passage, my back is cold sweat and my whole body is shaking)
A few days later, the police came and took away the man in a house in our compound. He just graduated from An Gong University, with a bachelor's degree and gentle manners. Wearing glasses, I asked my mother what happened to him. My mother turned blue and dared not speak. She hugged me and cried. I don't know what happened. Later, many people surrounded the police. The police took us to a dump not far from our residence. A man in a white coat went down to get something. It should be a medical examiner. Later, a pile of black plastic bags was pulled up and the luggage rack was lifted. The college students left with the police.
then
Then (writing here shivering, brain skin numb)
The whole truth came out. This college student has psychological problems. He used lollipops to trick ab into his home in turn, first suffocating, then sexually aroused, then dismembering, chopping and throwing it into the garbage dump. He also greeted ab's parents, talking and eating every day (there is delicious food in the big house, and several families are together. He is a college student, and we all admire intellectuals. At that time, it was creepy to think about it.
I heard why it was discovered. Because someone reported that a person's fingernail was found in the sewer of a college student's house, it was suspected that there was something wrong. Besides, two girls were missing, and they called the police. After entering the door, the neighbor said that the smell of blood smelled like blood and made people want to vomit.
I still remember a sentence. Neighbors said that college students said that the next step was the little boy (that is, me). . . . . . .
Then it was over, and I moved away. Up to now, older people should still remember the big case in this small city. I survived. Now a new house has been demolished there, but every time I pass that road, I feel creepy and trembling all over. Now a school has been built there.
This should be the biggest case that happened around me. I was scared silly, or I was too young, just like a plastic bag, a lump. . . . . I hope my little friend will be beautiful in the next life.
The most shocking thing is my neighbor.
Xiao Tie is a widow in the village. He is over 40 years old. He has nothing to do all day. He often goes to the fields to shoot pheasants and rabbits at night. When he came back, he just ate and drank all day.
Wei is the son of sister Xiao Tie. His family is poor. He talked about a 2045-year-old girlfriend who was away from home. Then he was pregnant for six or seven months. I didn't dare to check in the village because I didn't get a marriage certificate. He often goes to his uncle's house to escape. Both of them are there during the day, and sometimes the woman is there at night. My uncle stewed pheasants and rabbits for his nephew's daughter-in-law. About two months later, his nephew's daughter-in-law and uncle disappeared, and his relatives and friends could not be found. Wei came to see his daughter-in-law, who denied him. It turns out that my daughter-in-law in uncle and nephew eloped and lived together fair and square. The two families made a scene. Later, they found someone to mediate that their daughter-in-law didn't want it and wanted children. It's a pity that the children were sent away by my uncle, and now they don't know where to send them.
This story has been circulated in many villages in Fiona Fang for a long time.
I'm talking about something that happened in our county, cobalt 60. This substance may only be known to chemical professionals. However, within one day, everyone in our county knew about this substance!
Garlic industry is planted in our county. Because of its large scale, many foreign vendors come to the county to buy garlic every year during the garlic harvest season. There is a link before garlic is exported, that is, it should be irradiated with radioactive substances such as cobalt 60. I don't know the specific reason. I just heard that garlic arranged according to photos can only be eaten and not planted when exported anywhere.
Suddenly one day, there was a rumor that there was a malfunction in the process of garlic phototypesetting, and this substance would explode. The national high-level officials have sent technical experts to the scene of the incident and dispatched the most advanced robots at that time to deal with the fault. Moreover, two robots have an accident when dealing with the fault, and the whole county will be in danger at any time, and the100km in Fiona Fang will be affected.
The rumor spread instantly, and as a result, the whole county people fled wildly, with cars, motorcycles and electric cars, and all the roads were crowded together. The crowd spread to the surrounding counties and cities. At that time, I was still at school. I can't remember the exact year. I also drove my family to a neighboring county and informed menstruation's family on the way. When I arrived at their home, they saw that the rumor had been broadcast live on TV. So I went home again. 90% of the villagers have run away, leaving only some old people who are unwilling to give up their families anyway.
Watching TV at home at night, several nearby counties are out of order. Many people are trapped in other counties and cannot go out or come back. It was several days before people came back slowly.
This is the most impressive thing for so many years.
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