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Talk about the non-mainstream photos of Friends.
I was drunk last night, so I was thirsty this morning. I drank two bottles of wine to quench my thirst when I couldn't find water. I ended up drunk again.
Animals are a little pathetic, but I'm not, so I'm not an animal.
Thought can be dirty, but life must be healthy! Because only a strong body can support a dirty soul!
There may be several women who don't eat, and none who are not jealous.
There is no longer love between men and women, only the peach blossom luck of lovers who have gone through many years of vicissitudes, just like the physiological cycle, is a line.
In any case, I will never give up. Even if the road is long and the sky falls in Xiu Yuan, I will always be young, I will always be in act young, I will never be ungrateful, and I will always have tears in my eyes.
When others don't pay attention to you, don't impulsively think that he doesn't care about you, he is just thinking about how to care about you.
A cut is just an accidental intersection of two parallel lines. When a cut disappears, parallel lines are still parallel. Even if they are not far apart, people are separated.
I'm selfish, you playboy, I hide, you cheat, and we each have our own problems.
Stretch and bask in the sun. Life is too short to be sexy.
Men are always pursuing women who don't take him seriously, and so is fate.
There was an oath about the so-called eternal life, but it was an instant promise.
I used to think I was obsessed with people, but I forgot it in an instant.
I can give you happiness, or I can just give you hope. I hope you will keep your word and entrust yourself to you.
You don't know whether a person or a watermelon is good or bad without knocking a few times.
A man's brain likes a woman's heart, but his eyes like her appearance.
Sleeping beauty can wait until her prince comes to save her when she is asleep, but no one will save me no matter how I sleep.
The most regrettable thing in life is to give up what you shouldn't give up easily and stick to what you shouldn't stick to.
Wave goodbye to the past, in order to stop being sad, deliberately cut off this season that is easy to make people sad.
The promise that was once vowed has now become a sadness that is not worth mentioning.
Right time, right place, right feelings, wrong characters.
Remember. You must cry if you are not sad, so don't be so stingy with your smile.
I would rather run and be knocked down countless times than walk the right path all my life, even if I fall, I will laugh heroically.
Missing the past doesn't mean I'm not moving forward. Just because I miss it doesn't mean I'm spinning around.
I always practiced alone, and finally got used to being alone.
The little sun and the little moon love each other but are 100 million light years apart.
I just live a quiet life, but I live a quiet life in the noise.
This is a greenhouse full of cacti. I stood for a long time with a balloon called happiness.
Sometimes I really want to practice martial arts, so that I can force my love for you out of my body.
Don't ask me if I loved you, because my love has nothing to do with you.
Life is like a dance, but the person who teaches you the first dance step may not accompany you to the end.
I will go back to the past, back to that ruthless era.
Looking at the sweetness of others and thinking about our little things, I don't want to lose.
There are two me in this world, one pretending to be happy and the other really sad.
People living with feelings, life is a tragedy; People who live with ideas, life is comedy.
It is always at the moment of shredding that its unforgettable beauty can be reflected.
A kilo of KFC fried dough sticks in the morning, a pot of ribs rice at noon and a bowl of magpie nest coffee at midnight.
When I took a bath, I accidentally used the shower gel as shampoo, and then used the shampoo as shower gel.
I am willing to use silence to break the inexplicable loneliness, which is a sad excuse.
Don't believe in love at first sight, because you can't see at a glance how much money the other person has earned.
It is said that knowledge is worth a few dollars. I want everyone to know how much money is worth.
Calm down, brother. Calm down, brother. I'm so calm, so calm.
1, sit and watch the clouds, and watch the flowers bloom and fall in front of the court. The most important thing in life is to be calm.
2. In the world, there really is a person who cares about you silently, loves you, but will never come near you again.
3, sometimes, inexplicably in a bad mood, do not want to talk to anyone, just want to be alone. Sometimes in the dead of night, I suddenly feel that I can't sleep, but I stubbornly don't want to sleep. Sometimes, when you hear a song, you will suddenly think of someone. Sometimes, people suddenly say to you, I think you have changed, and then they start to have mixed feelings. Lost oneself can only be picked up slowly.
Only when it fades away can we see it clearly. See the cause and effect gains and losses behind those stories that may or may not be wonderful. However, everything is already a frozen movie. No matter whether we laugh or cry, we can only stand at the end of time and watch the ups and downs, gains and losses at the end of that time on the screen. This is youth, and only after it leaves can we see it clearly.
Yesterday has passed, and tomorrow hasn't come yet, so make full use of today!
6, mother, another name is waiting, waiting for the wrong child to turn back, waiting for the wandering child to go home, waiting for the disappointing child to live up to expectations, waiting for the failed child to succeed. With confidence, love and patience, even if I can't wait in this life, I will come back to life, stand in front of the bridge to meet the children, hug them and say, come on! Let's keep trying. It's mom's fault that you couldn't do it in the past. Mom misunderstood you. Mom has been waiting and thinking all her life. Finally, I can wait for you and tell you I'm sorry. Let's start over! -Liu Yong
7. In this life, what makes me happiest is watching my friends happy.
8. Once, you thought you couldn't live without this person. Later, didn't you have a good life? A person who does not love you will never be more important than your life; A person who loves you will tell you that your life is more important than your love for him.
9. People who have the ability to be willful will also have the ability to be strong.
10, if one day, you want to leave me, I will choose silence, because your happiness is much more important than my retention.
1 1, every trip, at that time, I was bitter and tired, holding a map to catch up with time, taking photos, shopping, hiking and listening to local conditions and customs. Sleeping in an unaccustomed bed and eating unaccustomed food. That doesn't sound good. But when time goes by and you return to your familiar life, you will find that those days are like years borrowed from other people's lives, like a warm and shiny cocoon hanging in your memory. -Jing M.Guo
12, don't wait for my tears, you will understand my sadness. Don't wait for me to disappear before you know I exist.
13, life always goes through a lot, some people can't feather into memories, and some things can't precipitate into memories. For some hurt people and things, we should learn to pass by indifferently and turn around and forget. Only in this way can our bags not be too heavy and our bodies and minds not be too tired. Meeting is short, leaving is eternal. No one can be your eternal concern, and nothing should be all your yearning.
14, I love you in my way, but you say I don't know you, but I want to tell you that I may not be able to give you what you want, but I give you what I think is the best.
15, the most painful thing is not that you coldly say that you are no longer interested, but that you let go, but I live in regret forever and can't forget it! The most painful thing is not that I can't forget to live in regret, but that you can never understand my sadness and inner loneliness! The most painful thing is not that you don't understand my sadness and loneliness, but that I can't cry even if I am heartbroken!
16, if we can't be together in this life, that process is already the best gift. A few years later, when you caress your memory, you will find that only our common good, not bad, still exists.
17, some things don't stick to hope, but stick to it and you will see hope.
18, people are destined to meet two people in their lives, one amazing the time and the other gentle the years.
19, time is quiet, you talk; The trickle of water is with you in the year; Prosperous, you are old.
20. childhood withers, bamboo and horse grow old. From then on, everyone I fell in love with was like you.
Calm down, brother. Calm down, brother. I'm so calm and calm.
1, sit and watch the clouds, and watch the flowers bloom and fall in front of the court. The most important thing in life is to be calm.
2. In the world, there really is a person who cares about you silently, loves you, but will never come near you again.
3, sometimes, inexplicably in a bad mood, do not want to talk to anyone, just want to be alone. Sometimes in the dead of night, I suddenly feel that I can't sleep, but I stubbornly don't want to sleep. Sometimes, when you hear a song, you will suddenly think of someone. Sometimes, people suddenly say to you, I think you have changed, and then they start to have mixed feelings. Lost oneself can only be picked up slowly.
Only when it fades away can we see it clearly. See the cause and effect gains and losses behind those stories that may or may not be wonderful. However, everything is already a frozen movie. No matter whether we laugh or cry, we can only stand at the end of time and watch the ups and downs, gains and losses at the end of that time on the screen. This is youth, and only after it leaves can we see it clearly.
Yesterday has passed, and tomorrow hasn't come yet, so make full use of today!
6, mother, another name is waiting, waiting for the wrong child to turn back, waiting for the wandering child to go home, waiting for the disappointing child to live up to expectations, waiting for the failed child to succeed. With confidence, love and patience, even if I can't wait in this life, I will come back to life, stand in front of the bridge to meet the children, hug them and say, come on! Let's keep trying. It's mom's fault that you couldn't do it in the past. Mom misunderstood you. Mom has been waiting and thinking all her life. Finally, I can wait for you and tell you I'm sorry. Let's start over! -Liu Yong
7. In this life, what makes me happiest is watching my friends happy.
8. Once, you thought you couldn't live without this person. Later, didn't you have a good life? A person who does not love you will never be more important than your life; A person who loves you will tell you that your life is more important than your love for him.
9. People who have the ability to be willful will also have the ability to be strong.
10, if one day, you want to leave me, I will choose silence, because your happiness is much more important than my retention.
1 1, every trip, at that time, I was bitter and tired, holding a map to catch up with time, taking photos, shopping, hiking and listening to local conditions and customs. Sleeping in an unaccustomed bed and eating unaccustomed food. That doesn't sound good. But when time goes by and you return to your familiar life, you will find that those days are like years borrowed from other people's lives, like a warm and shiny cocoon hanging in your memory. -Jing M.Guo
12, don't wait for my tears, you will understand my sadness. Don't wait for me to disappear before you know I exist.
13, life always goes through a lot, some people can't feather into memories, and some things can't precipitate into memories. For some hurt people and things, we should learn to pass by indifferently and turn around and forget. Only in this way can our bags not be too heavy and our bodies and minds not be too tired. Meeting is short, leaving is eternal. No one can be your eternal concern, and nothing should be all your yearning.
14, I love you in my way, but you say I don't know you, but I want to tell you that I may not be able to give you what you want, but I give you what I think is the best.
15, the most painful thing is not that you coldly say that you are no longer interested, but that you let go, but I live in regret forever and can't forget it! The most painful thing is not that I can't forget to live in regret, but that you can never understand my sadness and inner loneliness! The most painful thing is not that you don't understand my sadness and loneliness, but that I can't cry even if I am heartbroken!
16, if we can't be together in this life, that process is already the best gift. A few years later, when you caress your memory, you will find that only our common good, not bad, still exists.
17, some things don't stick to hope, but stick to it and you will see hope.
18, people are destined to meet two people in their lives, one amazing the time and the other gentle the years.
19, time is quiet, you talk; The trickle of water is with you in the year; Prosperous, you are old.
20. childhood withers, bamboo and horse grow old. From then on, everyone I fell in love with was like you.
Talk calmly. Talk calmly.
1, calm down. Isn't it just a Chinese Valentine's Day? You're still living in Tomb-Sweeping Day. . .
Today, my deskmate calmly said that the teacher was coming. I said I was going to come and kill him, and the teacher stepped aside. . . .
3, a roommate, after washing his feet at night, didn't want to go to the public bathroom to pour the water for washing his feet, so he poured the water out of the window directly. . . As a result, he forgot that the window glass was not opened, and the foot washing water directly hit him in the face. He said quietly, "Oh, it's really windy tonight.
4. The deskmate said that he was on the top list of Qingguo College. As a result, he became the monitor every minute. I'm not calm. I poke here and click on the map of learning hegemony. I want to be on the list!
Another year passed, and I struggled for another year in the process of growing up. It's calm at the moment. Compared with myself a year ago, I am much calmer. Because I understand that people can't be their true selves, and they should be distressed most. You can't take things too personally. This is not a black-and-white world. There are too many intermediate areas, which makes it difficult for us to adapt. So keep smiling in the new year and don't violate the moral bottom line!
6.WK37+4, weighing 129 Jin, and ready to unload in 15 days. The mood of having a second child is very calm, far from being ecstatic about having a child, or having a slightly mature mind, or feeling that everything comes naturally.
7. Water is because it is free. Hard stones can't stop the rushing of water, and sharp weapons can't cut the soul of water. Therefore, it is gentle and leisurely. Laozi said: goodness is like water, and water is the goodness of all things. Just because water is peaceful, calm, soft and hard, all selfish distractions have been abandoned, so free and easy is enough.
8. On Valentine's Day, I look forward to my present. My favorite hug bear, calm and calm, is looking forward to it.
9. Life is impermanent, and peace of mind is the destination. When people are tired, they rest; When you are tired, just calm down. When you grow up and mature, this society will see through. Tired and sad, just squat down and give yourself a hug. Because no one in this world can sympathize with you and pity you.
10, people rest when they are tired, and calm down when they are tired. If they lose themselves, they can only pick them up slowly.
1 1. Today, the male god said to me, Happy birthday. Then I'm not calm. Jumping around in the same place countless times.
12. Every time I want to swear or hit someone, I will think of a sentence: Impulse is the devil, calm down and comb for water!
13, the seven-day National Day holiday is coming to an end. How calm you are when your homework doesn't move.
14, I really learned a lot today, hahaha. The first time I saw my brother and sister roll dice in a bar, and the first time I saw my cousin go to a bar together. Just after I met 00, I asked her in the bar why her cousin was not handsome. Ha ha ha ha, I really collapsed and exploded. Do the children in this family have to be as harmonious as their classmates? Xiaomei was very calm after 00, eating cabbage and chatting on WeChat. What happened to your family? Ha ha ha ha ha gene? Ha ha ha ha ha.
15, when you are alone, you should try to live your own life. You are not afraid of the dark, and you don't feel lonely when you eat alone. You are calm, keep reading books every day, and strive to realize your dreams ~
16, four major achievements in life: first, forbearance. Endure a moment's anger and eliminate a hundred days' disaster; Tolerance is not necessarily cowardice. The second is to see through. The biggest calm is not to see through the world of mortals, but to love life after seeing through life. Third, it is affordable. Being a man should be responsible, not shirking, not escaping, and face the bleak life directly. The fourth is to let go. Let go of paranoia, memory, unwillingness and desire, plain and simple.
17, you are calm because you are not afraid of death. I am calmer than you because I am not afraid of death.
18, every sensible and calm present has a silly and naive past, and every warm and indifferent present has a sad and uneasy past.
19 when I saw you hugging and smiling, I calmly walked over and said, "Sister-in-law, didn't you say you were going to cook for my brother and me today?"
20. If my own partner has a blue face or a red face, I will definitely not be very calm.
2 1, I am sick. I told my mother that I would die if I didn't get medical treatment. Then my mother said calmly, don't pretend if I can't die. In fact, diseases are real. Who knows?
22. People rest when they are tired, and calm down when they are tired! Happy weekend!
23. Microphone tea bag. You can knead the tea leaves into a ball with holes and then "stir" the tea leaves neatly. It has six colors, each color corresponds to a different tea, such as black for brewing pure and calm oolong tea, green for fresh and refreshing mint, and roses are more suitable for sweet herbal tea.
24. On the bus, a young man refused to give up his seat, and the aunt standing beside him said angrily, I really want to slap a young man like you. The young man said calmly: Auntie, people are mutual. Why don't I want to kick you to death when you want to fan me to death? The carriage was instantly quiet!
25. Why am I so calm when I am swollen? Sixty pounds became ninety pounds. I really want to lose weight. Why is there meat in the dish tonight? Forget it. Lose weight when you are full. Who makes me so cute?
26. I miss you again. Since you are a stranger, even if you pass by in the same aisle, it will be a kind of heartache. Pretending to be calm on the surface shows that there are no waves in my heart, but I will still pay attention to your actions, your affairs and your voice. I began to know that forgetting is the last heartache. I am grateful for those days, I have you. If I do it again, I will still talk and laugh with you as always, with no regrets.
27. "Don't be sad." "If the person you love died, would you stand here so calmly?" "I won't let you get hurt."
28. Everyone will have a relatively stupid friend and a cool bystander.
29, depression, really didn't sleep well at night … is it much ado about nothing, or do you trust your intuition? Actually, it's nothing. It is normal. I'm tired of this situation, but the reality is so skinny. No one agrees that we should focus on the present and face the rest when it comes. We must not escape. Because escaping can't solve things, it makes you feel all kinds of discomfort and inner suffering. Well, then do it, don't run away, face it calmly, and the focus of life will not shift.
30. My best friend's mantra is (I'm crazy). Once, she said she was a goddess. I said you are a female nerve. She's crazy: I don't look like a girl. I said calmly: don't you say you are crazy every day?
3 1, had breakfast and bought a tea egg. Finally, it was found that there was only egg white and no yolk. Ask the boss: Why doesn't your egg have yolk? The boss said calmly, because that chicken has no brain! I think it makes sense. . .
32. A salesman said to a wife, "Madam, I have a book here that tells her 500 excuses for her husband coming home late. You must buy it! " ! The lady smiled. Why? The salesman said calmly, because your husband bought this book, too. .
33, emergency, be calm; Do things slowly and steadily.
34. Today is Wednesday again. I failed the exam. I obviously feel very sad. I want to cry, but I can't. My heart is actually very calm. Although the teacher said: this exam is definitely not good. But teacher, do you think I did so badly in the exam? Science is a hard wound, and no matter how hard you try, it hasn't improved much. Alas ..... I don't know why I went home after these two exams, but I forgot the exams. Until the exam was issued, did I have selective amnesia ...
35. I need to calm down. I should know that we will never cross paths again.
36. I can only hide my inner panic in such a clumsy way as calm.
37. I pointed to my mother and said, Fairy, your gourd grandpa will make you kneel today. My mother calmly said: I will slap you right away, afraid of death. ...
38. Life perception A good man goes to the world through a good woman, and a man's 100 friends can't replace a good woman. A good woman is a school that teaches you understanding and tolerance. A good woman is a school that teaches you self-discipline and prudence. When you recall the past, you feel sorry, indicating that you are helpless; When you recall the past, you are calm, which means you are old.
39. I thought I could face everything calmly. However, when the results are single, I am not calm, and it must be very painful to get home. ....
40. I always think that there are some things that others give you trouble. If you don't say anything, it's not easy for everyone. Just do what you should do silently. Why bother another person ... However, the fact is that if you don't tell others directly that you have been cheated, others will never know, that's a thing ... Why do so much to please those who can't please, or go home for dinner on time?
4 1, dumbfounding! Scream and howl! The first time I went to go on road trip, the first time I took the bullet train, the first time I took 200 yuan and went to Junxiu! Now that I think about it, I am still filled with emotion and choked. Thank you for taking me around the cobweb pier in Shanghai this time. When I returned to Suzhou, I met Han Fan and suddenly felt very cordial. Think about the Japanese aunt sitting on the right. Although she has been very calm, she is very enthusiastic about distributing help!
42. "Side" is an attitude, elegance without facing directly, and calmness without facing back.
43. When people are tired, rest; I am calm when I am tired, mature when I grow up, and see through many things. Why bother yourself.
44. While playing computer, my parents were watching me. I usually refresh my desktop. If there is news, I will listen to music calmly.
45. I didn't catch up with the girl we chased in those years, and neither did you. Did you catch up with her? He calmly said that I didn't catch it. Who is it?
46. There is always a person around, who is not calm when he is calm, but calm when he should not be calm.
47. I caught my boyfriend with his mistress, and I fucking calmly went up to say hello. "Hey, long time no see! Your girlfriend is so beautiful! "
48. The calm expression floats shallowly in the dimly lit corridor like ink painting.
49, Mo Nv, said she wanted to lose weight, but the next day she tried to eat snacks. The friend said, don't you want to lose weight? The woman said calmly, when did I say that? Send flowers if you win.
50. Every mature and calm present has an innocent and ignorant past.
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