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A team marching south in the struggle

South: Lu Tao, Lu Tao, you are so successful, so successful.

Lu Tao: What do you mean?

Xiangnan: You are too smooth, too smooth. I have never seen such a smooth person, you know? Now you throw me things you don't want, and I can't even go to the south to get them.

Lu Tao: Can you be more specific?

Xiangnan: There is nothing to say.

Lu Tao: Tell me, tell me.

Xiangnan: I am with you, and sometimes I feel very uncomfortable.

Lu Tao: Why?

Xiangnan: We are buddies, we are buddies, always have been, always will be, but compared with you, I feel particularly uncomfortable. You are so successful.

Lu Tao: What have I done? What's wrong with you

Xiangnan: You're with a rich girl, driving an Audi, and when you open your mouth, it's hundreds of millions. What about me? What about me? When I earned a lot the year before last, I could earn more than 10 thousand a month. Earned more than 8000 last year. Now there are more than 6000 left. Yang Xiaoyun was completely disappointed in me. She told me about the divorce when she came to our house. Lu Tao, without you to compare with me, Yang Xiaoyun may think I am particularly awesome, right? What is wrong with me? I'm-I'm-I'm fine. Many people are not as good as me, are they? You say something.

Hanako: What's wrong? Are you leaving? You two have work to do.

Lu Tao: Xiangnan, let me tell you the truth. Don't think I'm being melodramatic! Everyone has different standards for success.

Xiangnan: You beat around the bush with me. Go ahead, tell the truth.

Lu Tao: Let me put it this way! If I succeed, I should at least be happy! Yes, I got some things from the society, but those are not what I want most.

Hanako: I interject, Lu Tao, are you satisfied? What I want most, what I want most, I want10 million, just10 million.

Xiangnan: I just need one less zero than him.

Lu Tao: I just want Charlene Marilynn Dangelo.