Laugh funny jokes about Daya in one minute.

1, a friend and his wife quarreled in the street because they bought clothes. His wife: "I'm not afraid of being beaten." Would you like to argue with me again? " A friend looked at his wife's Gherardini face and suddenly understood, then fell silent. After a while, my friend was tired and wanted to leave. His wife: "Go away and try!" " "The friend paused, and sure enough, he followed. My friends are confused. His wife said, "If he wants to quarrel with me, I will call him a rascal. If he wants to leave, I'll shout stop thief! "

I remember when I resigned from the company last year. At that time, I had not paid my salary for three months. When I went to the finance department to settle my salary, it was 9096 yuan. The finance department said there was no change. How about six dollars less? I quickly said, I'll give you four dollars, and you give me ten thousand dollars, just right! I still remember the frightened expression of finance.

3. I signed up for a weight loss exercise class when I was idle. I was really tired yesterday, so I took advantage of the teacher to go to the toilet, hid behind the enrollment billboard, accidentally fell asleep, and then slept until 5 am the next day. Thanks to the coach's phone call, people called the uncle on duty to let me out, and then I felt that there was not enough time to go home, so I went straight to work.

A girl in the company quarreled with her husband on the phone. I heard that her husband has someone outside. My sister shouted on the phone, "She is so ugly that you chose her to abandon me. Remember you will regret it, and I will find an ugly and disgusting you. " After hanging up the phone, my sister cried out of breath. I silently handed over a pack of tissues. My sister looked at me and sobbed and said, "Shall we go to the movies tonight?" Me?

I am a kindergarten teacher. Today, a child in the class refused to sleep at noon and somersaulted in bed. As a result, I dropped my hair into the spittoon for peeing under the bed and watched him do it secretly. I saw him pick up the apples and run towards me. He said innocently, "Teacher, chew the skin for me."

I went to the lab tonight. As soon as I entered the door, I saw a buddy holding the electric stove in his hands and putting his face deep. I was frightened and shouted, "What do you want?" I saw him turn around blankly, with a cigarette that just jumped out of Mars in his mouth, muttering vaguely: "Light up!" "