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Distracted, crazy. Tell me about it.

1, my name is Hua: a woman who likes to be quiet and indifferent to the world just to prevent herself from being hurt, has a serious dual personality, indirect hysteria, infected with words, sadness and depression.

2, the influence of family, the load in life, doubts about family and love, so that romantic love is just a cold eye, and I have been living very well alone! Well, now that I'm old enough to get married, who's free? Accept a sad person. A woman who longs for a stable world.

3, mediocrity ends life! I used to think that I was an extraordinary person after all and would be different from others! However, the society is so realistic, and the years have ruthlessly polished the water chestnut and broken the wings that want to fly! I also dreamed of having a pair of my own crystal shoes and a prince who only belongs to me. However, the reality is that the prince belongs only to the princess and Cinderella will always be Cinderella. All you have is a lonely and cool city.

4. Silly women in waiting, love and marriage are always too considerate. One day he came to see you without calling you. Do you think he is thinking or too busy? If you are really busy, don't you even have a few seconds to turn around and a few minutes to talk on the phone? Sometimes, we prefer to believe that a man is too stressed, too busy, too tired and too tempted, but we don't want to see the simple fact that he doesn't love you so much.

5, then everyone has the right to choose, and they will hate you if they don't blame you! Self-respect and self-love in everything, and look at the world with ethereal eyes! Unfortunately, I was hurt in the end; And I am just a woman who others dislike, because she is not amorous feelings, because she is not cute! Ha, countless bad things have caused the present situation. I have no reason to wait. Time to wake up! Growing up alone is very tiring. Willing to choose a good man

6. Don't resent the humiliation given by men, because the value of women is always in their own hands.

7. I live outside your memory and drown in my own world! Dude, you are tough enough.

8, the rain is heavy, the thunder is loud, the wind is cold and wet, hiding under the eaves to avoid the rain! It seems to have something to do with the little match girl! Scream at the thunder! The world is really cold.

9. In fact, men and women have formed a family, which is not just a matter for two people. People and things around them influence their relationship all the time. Nowadays, women in society are not satisfied with being a good wife and mother, but their husbands are dead set on themselves. This concept has existed since ancient times. How can a woman catch a man without calculation? So the moment men and women meet, the battle between them has already begun.

10, the best salvation for yourself is never to remember! Some people, some memories, are doomed to sink to the bottom of the sea and rot in their hearts! There is always a scene, a word, and a look that makes us immersive. Let's find a man to fall in love.

1 1. I once thought that my life must be different. Girls learn to respect themselves, and self-reliance is the foundation. This journey is like campus life. It's just that society has taught me so much that I have learned to be silent. It's just that my elders ask personal emotional questions, and I can't answer them. I wasted my flowery years in the old society. Now where can I find someone who can have an affair? Besides, who knew he was a good man?

12, girls may be generally stupid, because we are just ordinary women, and we always regard the casual contact of men as our eternal infatuation-sometimes I think, what will happen to us after receiving three calls from you in a row? Actually, I've been waiting for the fourth cell phone to ring, but unfortunately I can't.

13, two girls were drinking. She asked me, didn't you forget? I said yes. What if he's married? I said, that's the feeling that the man who belongs to me has been robbed by others. Sad, isn't it? I said because he is not married for the time being. This is me. If I don't advance, I will retreat. Hehe, I think I will hate him. That's him.

14, women hold grudges, but she is also very tolerant. All women will be wronged by love. One day, at the end of an extramarital affair, women will be more determined than men. No one got rich overnight. Before that, he must have experienced many cold-blooded disappointments. Only by getting rid of the bondage of love can we break through ourselves infinitely. Woman, how can you be reborn without dying!

15, maybe I'm really unfit to live.

16, recently, write your own epitaph. My life is buried here.

17, in fact, you and I are so morbidly alive! No one should think that he is living normally in the world! What's left when you retreat with a protective mask in the dead of night? Like you, I have a normal day, but in the dead of night, the sentimental words typed by the keyboard and the scars in my heart can't be calmed down. I long for a stable life, but this world is wrong. China has run out. What am I left with?

18, I feel so uncomfortable and tired. The taste is like drinking water, which makes me disappear.

19, it was a hard journey. I cried, complained and hated. You gave others a chance to hurt yourself. All humiliation and pain deserve to be ignored or not, because you don't deserve it! It's all over, why tie your hands and feet! Grit your teeth and move on. Live well.

I love you, but you don't understand!

2 1, pity yourself, live so humble and wronged.

I cried at the top of my voice last night, and now my eyes are swollen! Some pressures, some grievances and some forbearance are the best way to vent with tears.

23. You found new happiness with the love I gave you, and I kept the sadness you gave me, making the whole world desolate.

24. I can't change the result, but I can't accept the ending.

My deep-rooted memory is worthless in your heart.

26. If you think the world is too cold and cheerless, remember to kneel down and hug yourself. In this world, who can help you live except yourself?

27. After all, I regard life as a burden. If I'm not afraid of death, what am I afraid of in this troubled times? Please let me die.

28. What a shameful adjective happiness is. Its existence is only a fantasy in the heart, but it makes people yearn for it. However, it is a mirage, which is as beautiful as a flash in the pan and has a deadly attraction like a poppy. Then for the sake of so-called happiness, the only blood in the body was drained, and the sad soul finally realized that happiness was out of reach.

29, hate the hero is late, the beauty is residual.

30, the endless desert, the scorching sun overhead, sandstorms raging everywhere. Where is the end of the brave and bumpy road along the way? ..

About you don't understand my sentence

1. No matter how deeply you are hurt, there will always be someone who forgives all the difficulties brought by your previous life.

I spend my whole life waiting for you, even if the waiting is humble, it will make me live with hope and happiness.

3. Ruthless world. Ruthless you, you gave in to our lovelorn love, so I no longer believe in all your languages.

Anyone can become vicious, as long as you have tried to be jealous.

When we remove the stumbling block laid by others, we may be paving the way for ourselves.

6. Loneliness means that there is no one in your heart. Loneliness is when someone in your heart is not around.

7. Remember, you can cry and hate, but you can't be weak. Because there are still a group of people waiting to see your jokes.

8. What I missed was a period of time, and what I left was the constant concern; What I have experienced is the past, and what has precipitated is still unchanging sincerity; What I have experienced is a kind of fate, and what is hidden in my heart is still a constant blessing.

9. Your tears, your love, your stubbornness and your pride were all defeated by this man.

10, life is simple. You make a choice and then don't look back.

1 1. Sometimes fate is a mockery. You did, but it was too late. You can't rely on it if you see it. We have feelings but we can't help it.

12, the gentle world seems simple, but in fact it is so complicated.

13, it snows outside the window. Before I knew I was thinking of you again, I made a cup of coffee and kept it cold. How can you understand my expectations!

14, you will never see the tears in my eyes, because I will cry when you are away.

15, your love has gone and stayed, and my heart can't stand the toss.

16. There are too many people smiling at you in this world. There are too few people who really tolerate you.

17, because of you, I understand a lot. Our feelings have faded, and we can never go back to the past.

18, I seem to have a * * figure in my eyes. Can my husband take a look at it for me?

19, the tearful love lost its original beauty after all.

20. Open your palm to the sky. There is sunshine in your palm, which is my smile when I miss you. There are raindrops in your palm, which are the tears I miss you occasionally.

2 1. Besides washing hands frequently, what else is related to SARS? Then I'm a cleaner. Can I call by plane until six o'clock?

22. When men have cigarettes and wine, they have stories. When a woman is rich and beautiful, there will be tragedy.

23. Life will always encounter the most beautiful scenery in the deepest despair.

24. Don't be too headstrong, because you are living for the future. Don't let the future you hate the present you.

25, not sad about the past, not greedy for the future, the heart is the present, so it is peaceful.

26. The earth is moving, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.

27. Therefore, behind a failed woman, there is always a successful man.

28. Women refuse love with friendship, while men exchange friendship for love.

29. God gave everyone life and soul. Take care of your life and settle your heart, and life will be complete.

If you don't understand my silence, how can you understand my sadness?

3 1, the witch's kiss spell came for the first time, and the wet oath came out. I sit on the sea mending the net, you lie on the bottom of the sea and sing in the moon.

32. The emperor said to the little plum beside him: You use one word to describe me. Xiao Lizi replied: What's the matter? Then the little plum was cut. ...

In that prosperous era, we were lonely and injured beyond recognition.

34. How afraid I am of getting used to a person's good, and then being mercilessly abandoned.

Draw a life-and-death game and write an ending for our story.

36. You always inadvertently/take away all my strength.

37. I lost a piece of my heart, and I can't get it back because it doesn't belong to me.

After so many tests, we finally returned to the original point.

39, because the world is too lonely, so let us feel sad! Your sorrow is my sorrow! Reality is cruel, so look forward to the future! Because of fantasy, there is always disappointment.

Never frown even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

4 1. Those who really wait for you will always wait sincerely. People who don't want to wait for you always hold hands with others as soon as they turn around.

42. A friend is someone who can see through you but still likes you.

43. Maturity is a painful word. You may not get it, but you will definitely lose it.

44. We all forget that the years ahead are still so long that I can like someone again, just as I liked you at the beginning. However, can I really like him as much as I like you I believe.

45. People are contradictory, eager to be understood and afraid to be seen through.

46. If I can see my back, I think I must be very sad, because I left all my happiness ahead.

47. If you can't turn over the past, don't turn over. If you turn over the dust, you will lose your eyes.

48. You don't understand my sadness, only your eternity.

49. A woman who loses nothing will never lose herself. If she gives up, you are worthless.

50. In your life, there will at least one time that you forget yourself for someone, asking for no result, no company, no ownership or even love. I just want to meet you in my most beautiful years.

5 1, since you hurt the past, don't live up to the future.

When I was at school, I liked playing football. Someone sarcastically said, I can't play for the national team anymore. I can't play better than Cristiano Ronaldo. What's the point of playing? Stop kicking. Then, if you like driving by yourself, I tell you, you can't drive a McLaren anymore. Your eyes are raining for you, but your heart is holding an umbrella for you.

53. Most of us who are alive have only done three things in our lives: deceiving ourselves, deceiving others and being bullied.

54. If love is a winding and lonely road, and you are waiting for me with a lamp at the end of the road. Honey, I will come day and night. If love is a tree in the desert, but you give me the last bucket of water in your hand. So, honey, whether you like it or not, I will do it.

If I know more than others, it is because I have made more mistakes than others.

56. Sometimes you can look at it indifferently, and sometimes it's a bit too persistent.

57. No matter how good others are, it's none of my business; No matter how bad I am, it's nobody else's business

58. I am here, and I will wait for you with this life; I am not here, I am waiting for you in the afterlife.

59. The more ostentatious a person is, the more it shows what he lacks in his heart. /

60. Being able to live a carefree life is bound to bear the pain of loneliness.

6 1, if you are in love, it is largely for your own face. For example, in school, you feel that you are good-looking and have face, and in the office, you feel that finding a rich man has face. In fact, you love face.

62. I will cherish those friendships at the moment, because I believe that we only have this life, and there is no afterlife.

63. No matter how passionate the love was, today I am not alone, silently mourning for the gorgeous cage you voluntarily stepped into.

There are two tragedies in life: one is not getting what you want, and the other is getting what you don't want.

65. When you do it right, no one will remember; When doing something wrong, even breathing is wrong.

66. The most embarrassing thing is that I overestimate my position in others' hearts every time.

It is said that wine is the best medicine after lovelorn, but I feel so miserable that I don't even have the strength to buy wine.

68. Those passers-by A, B, C and D gave colorful and feeble performances in the theater where the students left for the New Year.

69. You are not my makeup contact lens. Why should I take you seriously?

70. Feelings are short-lived, and the reality is cruel. I really love you, and you just left.

7 1, you will get peace, when you no longer have a problem with yourself.

72. I remember when I was studying, I studied at night, and a buddy slept in the last row. I woke up suddenly, and then turned off the lights to sleep. At that time, the whole class looked silly.

73. I don't hate that others like you, but others care about what you will do and how to respond.

74. Don't let past sadness and fear of the future ruin your present happiness.

75. Life is like a cup of tea. It won't be a lifetime, but it will always be a while.

76. It takes a thousand years to love you and ten thousand years to forget.

77. I hate it when he says, Actually, you are a very nice girl, but we are really not suitable.

78.do you love me? Do you belong to me? Can you have it alive and take it away when you die?

79. If possible, I hope the clouds in the sky will take my thoughts to find you who has been lost for a long time.

80. There is a crash called incorrect password input, a panic called account login in different places, a feeling that you can't see it, and a loss that you don't have access rights.

8 1. Who pretends not to be sad with a smile, and who conceals his sadness perfectly?

82. Write love as the immortal legend of Enemy at the Gates. Then, will you cross the ice and snow?

83. The bits and pieces of memories once represented fragments of our story.

84. Do you think the sourest feeling is jealousy? No, the sourest feeling is that you have no right to be jealous.

85. Some roads can only be taken by one person, and only one person knows the hardships on the road.

86. Vows are just shackles of love, and no key can open them.

I am in a very painful mood now: you only know that I am considerate, but you don't understand that I want to protect you.

1, I always collect all kinds of news about you, in various ways you know or don't know.

I love you, but I can't be with you forever. This is a kind of pain. Waiting for you without knowing the ending is a kind of helplessness, but I hope to have you at this moment, but I hope to be with you in this life!

Look, the sky is blue, but you are not here, but I will wait for you here, even if time flies, it hurts our faces.

I finally found that my eyes on people are too simple. I never thought about what kind of face is under the mask.

5. I met a lot of people later, but I couldn't escape the eyebrows similar to yours.

6. Perfect love makes people weak, and imperfect love hurts.

7. Pingguang was really vigorous and scored.

8, don't want to lose him, only pretend to forgive him. .

9. You are my lover, and I am the difference between you and others.

10, I'm like an onion. If you are willing to peel my heart layer by layer, your nose will be sore and you will cry-

Sometimes, losing memory is the best release; Silence is the best. Sometimes, amnesia is the best relief; Silence is the best way to tell.

12, I had long hair, loved rotten people, and saw through love with red eyes.

13, I dreamed of you again last night, dreaming that we walked hand in hand in the park.

14, you only know that I am considerate, but you don't understand that I want to protect you.

15, this girl, are you dressed so beautifully because you are dissatisfied with the world?

You are my city, but I am not your sea.

1. Since it is said that all deep love will be a secret, why do you expect him to find out?

You are my city, but I am not your sea.

I want to care about you, but who am I to you?

My lightest idea is to look up to heaven with you.

I want to sit quietly with you, even if I don't say anything, as long as the people around me are you.

6. You never know how hard it is to have a secret admirer.

7. I love you, but it has nothing to do with you, just my own insistence.

8. In the 24 hours 1440 minutes and 86,400 seconds when I miss you, will you miss me for one second?

9. You never know how much I love you!

10. You are my dream only when I turn off the lights.

1 1. I know there are many people who love him, and I am just one of them.

12. How many people are secretly enjoying it in the form of friendship?

13. All the hot air in my arms has turned into wind, and I dare not meet you.

14. You never know how much the person who deliberately avoids your eyes likes you.

15. I know you are a dream, but I still want to be close to it.