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Married life is too tired. Say a short sentence first.

1, it is said that marriage is the grave of feelings. I want to blow up the body!

The less you get, the less sad you will be when you lose it.

Sometimes I feel that we are no different from strangers.

I'm not stupid, but I want to believe everything you say.

If you give me a tear, I will see all the oceans in your heart.

I can tell you that you are my only obsession, now and in the future.

7. What belongs to you is always your own. If you don't belong to yourself, just learn as if nothing had happened!

8. I just want to delete you from my memory as soon as possible, and I don't want to think of anything about you.

9. It is better to forget the rivers and lakes than to care for each other. In fact, it's just an unwise but ridiculous excuse for your cowardice.

10, divorced, relaxed, no longer subject to that cowardly understanding, separated, no longer worried about themselves, a person's life began again.

1 1, there is no need to meet too early as long as it is just right. You are a passenger who is late at midnight, which is frustrating; But he was so lucky that he chose this bus.

12, tolerance is due to kindness and responsibility. Willing to compromise for some reason. Happy because of overlooking, happy because of overlooking.

13, think about all the decisions I have made in my life, that is, I regret getting married and regretting the beginning. This is the end of my decision. No one will believe me when I get divorced. Can I live alone?

14. Before deciding to divorce, there is a long, painful and difficult process of thinking about the reasons, that is, a process of comprehensively presenting the basis of one's decision from the perspectives of personal needs, interests, opinions and values.

15, please don't just hold hands when you can hold hands, please don't just hold hands when you can hug, please don't be separated easily when you can be together, if you have to be separated, remember to keep in touch by texting frequently.

16, my mother loves to study recipes. Every time she grandly introduces a new dish, my stepfather will pull me to rinse my mouth, sit neatly at the table, imitate a gourmet, and comment on this funny mother from her expectant eyes, from color, smell and taste.

17, once my mother was ill in the hospital, when she went to the hospital, she saw a bunch of lily fruit at her bedside, cut it into small pieces and put it in a clean light green porcelain bowl. Stepfather sat by the bed reading to his mother. The aunt in the next hospital bed tilted her head and was envious.

18, married people should not divorce easily and once divorced, don't expect to go back. Love or marriage must be cherished when you have it. And when you really lose it, learn to let it go in time. Remarriage after divorce is the most unforgivable stupid mistake in life.