Help others swear and be humorous.

1, you are like a bitter gourd, dressed so cool and looking so depressed.

Don't talk to me because I don't understand. In others' eyes, it is foolish for me to quarrel with a pig.

3. For you, I really can't think of any language to communicate with you of different human beings!

The smell of inferior perfume is still coming to men all day. Who gave you another look?

5. You are really creative and have the courage to live!

6. Living wastes air, dying wastes land, and dying wastes RMB!

7. When you pick up the mirror and look at yourself ... you think it's redundant, but you are really redundant.

8, call others thick-skinned, saying that mosquitoes should be difficult to book you. Mosquitoes struggled all night and were bored.

9. If you can take the initiative to let scientists study, it will make a great contribution to the world's understanding of alien life!

10 I don't understand. If the rope is too long, it will knot, but your tongue won't?

1 1, you said, I have acne in adolescence. Do you envy menopause?

12, you don't have the image of a pig, but you have the temperament of a pig

13, your mother's whore, the hammer grows on the skull. I want to know why you were not invited to visit the Expo.

14, put photos of XX on the wall to ward off evil spirits during the day and prevent contraception at night.

15, seduce my man? I just think of you as an old bitch in spring.

16, watch you walk on your high horse, for fear that others will not know that you are from the airport.

17, I have a good relationship with this and that all day, but in the end, what are you in the eyes of others?

18, spring has passed, what are you still doing in spring? It turns out that spring has no seasons.

19, you look very relaxed!

20. How about my mother's nature paper? Is it much better than your pot cover?

2 1, a girl, wear a skirt or trousers of regular length, get some jewelry to decorate herself reasonably, speak and act in a civilized way and be a lady, right? !

22. If the pimples on my face are as few as the hair on your head, I will be satisfied!

23. Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?

24. No matter how strong you are, you can't hold back your urine.

I didn't know your father scolded you all day until I saw you? It's better to have X than to have you. What do you mean? Look at X-burn, and then look at your comparison. The real X-burn is better than you! Curse book

You look like an idiot on the left, a fool on the right, a pig above and a donkey below.

27. Immigrating to Mars means leaving you.

28. Who says pig brain is the most stupid? I said that the pig brain is the smartest, and I sleep after eating the bag, thinking nothing. I can only say that the pig's brain is well maintained and yours is the best. heart for you

29. Who has been taking care of you for so many years? I admire his courage.

When you can talk about civilization and quality, I think it's time for me to be born again.

3 1, please don't talk to me with your excretory organs, it's rude, thank you!

32. I can have a good talk with you, but I won't put in a good word.

33. Take a photo, dig a mouth and drum a cheek, or hold a fist to your face. Who are you going to hit, or cerebral thrombosis and hemiplegia?

34. If we know that life is decadent, why should we continue such a decadent life?

35. The other party said that Notre Dame de Paris lacked bell ringers. Feel the answer, why, where did you quit?

36. Don't drag in front of me like 2.58 million. Pose and install 13.

If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down.

38. The world is bigger than what you lack.

39. I didn't say you were shameless. I mean you're shameless.

40. Are you dissatisfied with the world by dressing like this?

4 1, you streaked after me for two kilometers, and when you turned around, I was a gangster!

42. I thought you were a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that you were just a scum in the sea of people.

43. Yo ... Have you just been struck by lightning, or are you about to be struck by lightning?

44. You are walking on a country road with a dog's step. You said that your voice, which was kicked to pieces by others, sang like a fucking adu.

As a typical loser, you are really successful.

46. I forgot that there is another kind of people in the world, Martians. Where are you from?

47, 2B describe you, people are reluctant to write!

Your motherland doesn't love you, your ancestors don't worship you, and your religion doesn't believe you. Damn it, are you qualified to go to Hari, Ha, Ha, Han, Ha, Ying, Ha and Mei?

49. The east is not bright and the west is bright, and the second force is like you.

50, others want to fly a plane into Gemini, and you happen to have the same strength as skydiving.

5 1. You are the biggest pencil case I have ever seen. Aren't you tired of holding so many pens?

52. All the places of interest you have visited will become historical sites, and the historical sites you have visited will also become history.

53. Your appearance is not accurate and your proportion is not good.

54, 18 Only if you haven't done good things in your life, and even throwing them in the sun is not environmentally friendly enough, will you know you.

Your face has become the trademark of a world-famous brand.

Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell that scum.

57. If you can't kick your shit, you are clean.

58. You have so many pimples on your face that driving a tractor will overturn!

59. beginning of life is inherently good. Boil a big egg in the pot, give it to me and I'll cook it. If you don't give it to me, it will break up. ;