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Don't embellish when I'm angry. What do you think of cooking?
1. In my present mood, I just want to say one thing: Where has the time gone? I started school before I finished my homework. Please cheer for me! ! Encourage me to finish my homework! !
2.-I have two lollipops, one for me to eat and the other for you to watch me eat ...
3. What is love in the world? The sage replied, "Waste!"
4. I thought I was decadent, but I was scrapped! !
6. I saw a puppy coming to my house at my door! When a car comes to our house!
7. Wang Zai is a sweet girl. Oh, yeah, yeah.
8. I have the ability to pick up girls, but unfortunately I am a girl.
(meiwen. cn)
9. What homework, grades, and bad luck are mentioned for the New Year.
1. Is it snowing? God is not tearing his winter vacation homework.
11. After my death, carve the QQ number on my tombstone, with the postscript: anyone is allowed to be my friend.
12. If I answer the phone in a strange tone one day, please know that I am either abducted or my mother is nearby.
13. The farthest distance in the world is not the end of the world and the ends of the earth, but the teacher is talking about the fourth chapter, and Xueba is learning the eighth chapter by himself, while I am reading the catalogue! !
14. No one gives chocolates on Valentine's Day, so I have to eat dumplings ...
15. Sorry, teacher. I have tried my best to do my homework ... (Tears burst)
16. When I was a child, I liked to play hide and seek. When all my friends are hiding, I will go home
17. Can the teacher wait for Logger Vick to cut down the tree, Big Wolf eats the sheep, and Tom catches Jerry? /shed tears/shed tears
18. Live for yourself and think of others. How kind and beautiful you are
19. "Uncle policeman, I lost my bag" "Don't worry, It's on me "
2. The most refreshing sentence when you are sleepy in class is" Do you feel the same way when you find a classmate on the blackboard to do this problem?
21. You don't have to study next semester. I bombed the school. Don't ask me who I am. Please call me Lei Feng
22. Hu Shi's Art of War, Lu Shi's Spring and Autumn Period, Tang Shi's Performance, Guan Gu's Reasoning, Brother Xian's Guess
23. If one day I answer the phone with a strange tone, please know that I am either abducted or my mother is around.
24. In this fickle age, the best way to make people forget you is to owe money and not pay it back.
25. Don't embellish when I am angry. Do you think cooking?
26. Writing when I was a child was all about helping the elderly. Now that I think about it, I was really brave.
27. All shall be well, jack shall have Jill, but there are countless lovers. A spoony person comes in rain or shine, and a thin lover is like a wolf. I'm the main person with lofty sentiments, and I'm the one with humble feelings. Affectionate
28. Don't talk to me about money all the time, it will hurt more money ...
29. "If it's not cheap. Can live to this day. 」
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31. My ex-boyfriend is getting married and called me to ask if I would go. I decisively replied to him: Next time.
32. "Why give up treatment", "Because I don't want to give up on you", "You can like me after treatment" and "No, only a psychopath will like you"
33. Homework, let's break up, it's really inappropriate for us ...
34. Do you want to eat glutinous rice balls or chocolate on Valentine's Day? \ \ \ \ \ I eat dumplings with chocolate stuffing! "
35. Ou Haochen! Did you build it? I'll announce you for Zhidu! My brain han my heart, my whole body do, announce you!
36. In the end, you will always become the kind of person you hate. I hate local tyrants.
37. Catch the thief first, curse the mother first.
38. I don't know much about music, so sometimes I'm unreliable and sometimes I'm out of tune.
39. Do you have a bad brain or no brain?
4. Teacher, your mother wants you to go home for dinner, so hurry up and finish class. ┇
41. We agreed to go to the ball to bask in the sun.
42. It is said that the first time my father heard that my daughter had a boyfriend, it was like a farmer's uncle working hard for a season's cabbage being arched by a pig.
43. Don't you feel cheap to give your body to others at a young age? ?
45. People are beautiful and forced to suffer these days, but handsome J8 is tired.
46. Year of the Horse! This is called seeing someone right away? It's the object. Run now! Haha
47. Do you eat chocolate or glutinous rice balls
48. I like the sea, but I can never watch it. Because I'm dizzy
49. Blackie is so poor. She has neither face nor lines, just like the air.
5. If she doesn't smile, she will be lucky.
51. Yo, boy, that's a drag. ""I just drag, you bite me! "... after that, I have been regretting it for half my life in the ward
52. Did you make it? My heart and every organ in my body are saying, I declare you! ! !
53. Year of the Horse! This is called seeing someone right away? It's the object. Run now! Haha
54, no! Don't leave during the winter vacation! ! Don't leave me! ! ! !
You scared me to death, and I thought you had a leak.
Man: "I will promise you anything, but please promise me one request." Woman: "Go ahead, what's the requirement?" Man: "Never ask me anything."
Three years ago, when I finished the college entrance examination, I knew that I was hopeless. My mother was silent for a long time. Finally, she took out her mobile phone and dialed her best friend's phone: Ah, I tell you, my child only got three exams, and the tuition fee is 28, yuan more. I can't play mahjong with you for ten dollars in the future. Let's play mahjong for five dollars next time. . .
The truly awesome martial arts names are all numbered. Think about it, for example, Duan Yu's Six-pulse Excalibur, Qiao Feng's Eighteen Dragons, and my wife's crying, making two noises and hanging herself.
chatting with colleagues if you could be invisible, what would you do? Some rob banks, some kiss goddesses, some peeping tom, and some go to the bath hall. . . . . A 2B colleague: I'll put a hundred dollars in the square, and whoever picks it up, I'll step on his hand!
I went out to play with my husband, put on makeup carefully, and asked him shyly, "Am I particularly beautiful today?" He gently lifted my chin and told me to close my eyes. When I felt this romantic atmosphere, it was as if time had stood still. He even tore off my double eyelid stickers! ! "What the hell is this?"
Girlfriend: Why are other girls so hot when they beg for a hug? Why do you hide when I beg for a hug? Me: The other girls are hugging innocent girl, and you, Dapeng, are spreading your wings ... < P > The class teacher arranged the precautions for traveling. He asked, "What should I do if my math teacher and English teacher fall into the water?" Xiao Ming said loudly, "I'll push the Chinese teacher into the water!" " Head teacher: "..."
A little brother went to the hospital for a spanking needle. The little brother was afraid, and the doctor said, "Don't be afraid! ! Relax. It's okay. It doesn't hurt at all. Relax. . 。” At this time, the little brother farted, and the doctor said, "This is awkward. . 。” The buddy said, "It's so relaxing. . 。” The doctor was even more funny, and he said, "You scared me to death. I thought you had a leak.". . 。”
I ate apricots today, and I remembered stealing apricots from others on my way to school when I was a child. I took them to school to share with everyone and told them about my family. The news reached the ears of the PE teacher and said to bring him some. I got up early the next day and went to steal apricots for my teacher. I went to the tree and found a sign next to it: I just finished playing pesticides. Still crustily skin of head picked some, took it to the water room of the school and gave it to the teacher. After lunch break, I was afraid to skip class. The next day, I saw that the teacher was still there, and I was finally relieved.
I remember when I was in the first grade, I went to the hospital for intravenous drip when I was sick. An old uncle asked me, "Don't you cry?" I tried to say, "No!" The uncle said that he was the headmaster of our school and that I was smart enough to be rewarded as the monitor by my head teacher when I started school. The thief was happy then. It was not until the teacher announced the list of class cadres that I realized that I believed in his evil! !
On the way to fetch Buddhist scriptures, it was cold, and the Tang Priest tucked Pig in and reminded him to put on more clothes. the Monkey King was unbalanced and asked the master, "Master, why are you so kind to that idiot?" The Tang Priest smiled and whispered, "Don't you understand that sick and dead pork can't be eaten? !” The meaning of adding oil and vinegar and the antonym of synonyms make sentences
Chinese: adding oil and vinegar
Pronunciation: tiān yu jiā c
Pronunciation: adding; It can't be pronounced as ti m 4 n.
shape recognition: adding; It can't be written as licking.
To embellish means to exaggerate the facts and add something that was not there before.
Source: The Dream of a Red Lady (Volume 69): When Hong Wen saw the little Confucian making out with him, she was sad and happy ... (and afraid) that people who were not at peace with each other would add a lot of words when they saw me here with my master.
synonyms: adding branches and leaves
antonyms: seeking truth from facts, exactly
Usage: as predicate, attribute and adverbial; Refers to exaggeration.
Add oil and vinegar to make sentences
1. Add oil and vinegar if you have the ability, and let me be beyond redemption.
2. Please don't embellish when you speak ill of me. Do you think this is cooking?
3. The secret love is beautiful because there is imagination to embellish it.
4. Time has not changed me, but changed the original you. Memories also like to embellish, and memories are lost once. I look for it while relying on it.
5. If you can finish it in a few words, finish it in a few words. You are not a chef, so there is no need to embellish it.
6. Although my love for you is as pale as boiled fish, at least I won't embellish the deception.
7. I've never seen a person with such a rich imagination. He embellishes himself and distorts others' meaning.
8. Human memory is a very casual thing. If there is no color, you can see the color. Just embellish yourself casually to beautify what happened and give it more meaning than what actually happened. "Our Existence"
9. In order to show off their outstanding imagination and gorgeous literary talent, and to make the characters in their works more vivid, it has always been an interesting thing for some literati to embellish.
1. In fact, those emotional past events that sound so exciting are just a piece of gossip that the party concerned has gone looking for trouble, adding fuel to the story.
11. No matter who is talking about people he doesn't like with others, especially after two people quarrel. Will add fuel to the fire and say that the other party is not good, no one is exceptional, including me.
12. Add oil and vinegar to a boring life. Give a boring style, order mustard, and have a heavy taste from time to time to stimulate the tired soul. Finally, in a whole pot of hodgepodge, the world of tomorrow will be bright.
13. Sometimes the sadness and helplessness of truly miserable people may only be hidden in a slightly clumsy and plain narrative. That kind of sadness probably can't be embellished and described as a tortuous and moving story. Don't think that breaking up with you and returning to your space is nostalgia. I'll take a look at the toilet after taking a shit!
1. I can love you and tear my heart out, or I can go dry and crisp
2. Don't think that breaking up with you and returning to your space is nostalgia. I'll take a look at the toilet after taking a shit!
3. I am not a gentle person, but I have done everything gentle for you.
4. There are no perfect two people in the world, only two hearts that give in to each other
5. Why does he find me every time I peek at him because he keeps looking at you? Stupid!
6. I read everything you said more carefully than the final exam review questions.
7. The love you get with your face is only lost.
8. If you are wrong, your wife will not forgive you if you admit her mistake a hundred times. If your wife is wrong and admits her mistake once, if you don't accept it, then congratulations, you are wrong again.
9. Why do you always ask boring questions? Because I want to talk to you more.
1. Distance will not destroy feelings, but doubt will.
11. The ring finger of the left hand has an artery leading to the heart, which is very fragile. Once the blood vessel of the ring finger of the left hand is damaged, it will usually cause heart disease. So every couple will wear a wedding ring on the ring finger of their left hand when they get married, because this is the place closest to their heart.
12. What a good temper! It's all because I like you.
13. Being single-minded is not just liking one person all my life, but being single-minded when I like one person.
14. What can you give her, the red blood on her white sheets or the white wedding dress on her red carpet?
15. In this world, there is really a person who silently cares about you and cares about you, but never comes near you again.
16. Love is a dream, but some people always overslept. Talk about the latest love mood.
17. The difference between love and liking is simple. If you love flowers. You will water it and take it off if you like.
18. No matter what notes I give you, your heart beats faster than your name.
19. There is a TV series called Destiny's Destiny What I Love You.
2. Instead of giving me a pledge of eternal love, it is better to accompany me through every spring, summer, autumn and winter.
21. When you are single, all you see are happy couples; When you are in love, all you see are happy singles.
22. I prefer everyday to forever
23. One day, you will find out how good I am, but I won't wait for you to get old
24. No amount of I love you is worth saying I marry you.
25. A love either doesn't start or lasts for a lifetime. One should either stay calm or love with one's life.
26. True love is when he makes your eyes red and you smile and forgive.
27. When I tell you a lot of nonsense without thinking and logic, it's actually that I miss you
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