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Friends circle, what is interesting to say?

1, I have a friend whose birthday is today, so I can't buy him anything. When I am capable in the future, I will find a new friend.

2. I'm blind only because I took one more look at you in the crowd.

In such a cold day, single dog may be upgraded to ice.

Smart girls are generally fatter, because the latest scientific research proves that women use adipose tissue to store IQ. The thicker the fat layer, the higher the IQ.

In the past, you could return the game you were playing for one person, but now it won't. Now you can ignore anyone in the game.

6. Don't think that the world has abandoned you, and the world has no time to talk to you.

7. You add me, don't chat with me, don't like me, and don't hook up with me. Are you looking for opportunities to plot against me?

8. I have never understood why the elevator is clearly standing and why it is always said that it is taking the elevator.

9, just want to be a little devil, fearless, just want to be surrendered by you.

10. Now the underground parking lot is designed like a maze, and it takes a long time to find that you don't have a car.