A collection of humorous friends' copywriting (40 articles)

A humorous circle of friends copied the article 1. It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with people who try their best to get you to end it.

2. Now I am finally relieved. Every time I read your composition, I have an impulse to commit suicide!

This is a mirror, it always reflects light ... it is gold, and it will always run out!

Young people should not always think that pies will fall in the sky, but keep their feet on the ground. Maybe money will be found on the ground?

I thought it was a flower on the cliff, but later I learned that it was just slag in the sea of people!

6. Every summer when I get a tan, I always think, "Nothing, I'll make it up in winter.

7. Full of wisdom, he propped up his face abruptly.

8. You are like love in the palm of your hand. If you close your hands, you won't suffocate …

9. My sorrow is nothing more than lying flat-chested with my stomach still there.

10. Only when you are rich can you perceive the richness of the world; Only kindness can perceive the perfection of the world; If you are open-minded, you can live freely between heaven and earth.

1 1. Going to work is to carry forward the spirit that dead mice are not afraid of cold!

12. Everyone has a dark side. If you say you are simple, I can only say that you are not human!

13. Life is not just the present, but also the invitation of old love.

14. A drunk accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by. A policeman came over: What's the matter? Drunk: I don't know, just arrived!

15. When I was a child, I always turned off the lights and rushed to bed at high speed!

16. I didn't raise my hand in the monthly exam. I really thought I slept in class for nothing.

17. In English class, the teacher asked us to read the word apple, and the whole class tacitly shouted "iphone".

18. Dressing is trendy, trendy and non-mainstream. Dressing sexy is sitting on the stage.

19. Brother, don't make me use my power in Beijing. I don't want to start a bloody relationship.

20. I like you so much that you will die.

A humorous circle of friends article 2 2 1. People who stumble over the same stone will not scold themselves, nor will they scold the stone in return.

22. Don't always be hot and cold to me, in that case I'm afraid of catching a cold.

23. My soul is singing and dancing, but my body is on the bed.

24. I will return all the heavy rains I missed in those years to you.

25. Mosquitoes are not hateful. Hatefully, Tang Bohu forgot to give us some mosquito-repellent incense.

26. I said I liked Li Bai's poems better. Lu You got angry, and then my family couldn't surf the Internet.

27. I am an unmarried young man who enjoys married treatment.

28. What people want to see is not you at the starting line, but you at the finish line.

29. I have never understood mathematics since I picked up a pen that fell to the ground in the first grade.

Only when there is a long queue at the railway station can we truly realize that we are "descendants of the dragon".

3 1. A shy boy finally got up the courage to ask his beloved girl: What kind of boy do you like? The girl said: hit it off. When the boy asked again, it was still the same, so he had to say sadly, can't you have a flat head?

If I were a genius, I would draw a well, put you in it, and then draw a lid.

33. Besides love, there are radishes in other people's fields.

34. Practice has proved that if you can't mix well, you will swear not to go back.

Although I can't cook, I ordered a good takeaway.

36. I don't want to do anything today, just want to be handsome in peace.

37. Smoke rose from Luxiang in Rizhao. When Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant, his mouth was watering outside thousands of feet and he had no money in his pocket.

I am so lonely that even my desire is broken.

39. Tell yourself a good night story, which is full of ups and downs and exciting. At this moment, I am too deeply involved in the play to pursue the murderer.

40. Some children always fantasize that they are princesses, but I am different. I am the prince.

A collection of humorous friends' social fears (40 articles)

On Humorous Friends Circle Copywriting of Social Fear (I) 1. There are many friends, so it's hard to squeeze and hard to prevent.

Lian Xiao has no strength when he is sad.

3. Suddenly I feel that nothing matters, but wealth is the most important thing. I don't want to choose anything, I just want to live in a stable job.

4. Put away your impatience. I don't want to like you anymore.

He is a herd of deer without horns, lost in your heart.

6. When there is no one to hand over, I am full of joy in life.

7. I suddenly feel that nothing matters, but money is the most important thing. I don't want to choose anything, just want to work and live quietly alone.

8. Being good at playing dumb is actually very clear in my heart, but I just don't want to say it.

9. Love falling into the clouds is my heartache for you every time.

10. There are more than two people in the company, and society is afraid to go.

1 1. In the new year, I just want to work hard and gradually increase my skills. I don't want to turn off the WeChat circle of friends with everyone's help, because few people will really pay attention to your hot and cold!

12. Don't talk, don't ask, don't mention, don't think, don't say, don't say, don't start, don't talk, don't love, don't get used to it, don't like it, don't meet, and go to bed early.

13. Giving yourself more love is often like this, suspecting each other and then missing.

14. Some words can only stick in the throat and rot in the heart. Some people can only pretend to have amnesia, so it's better not to remember it again.

15. I prefer to stay at home rather than communicate with people I don't know, for fear of being laughed at for saying something wrong.

16. Do you know what social phobia is? Check online! You will also know how to spend the patient's youth.

17. Be patient, and the surprise will slowly brew.

18. The better people are, the less reserved they are. With a steady state of mind, I naturally don't have so many messy expressions, and I'm not interested in things other than my goals. I just want to settle down quietly.

19. I wish someone could tell me that missing this life is a fleeting time, holding hands in the world of mortals, day and night, setting the word for love.

20. The world has given us too many cheap tears and an unreal sense of drama.

On the circle of humorous friends who are afraid of society (Part II) 2 1. When inferiority overflows, it becomes quiet and gentle.

22. My legs are tired. I have decided to go home and lie in bed. At this time, I hesitated whether I should say goodbye to my acquaintances when I left. But I am too timid to leave without saying hello. I am too timid to say goodbye loudly. So I stopped again, leaned against the moonlit wall and waited.

23. The biggest problem of social anxiety is long-term habitual self-doubt.

I want to be isolated from the outside world. I want to have no feelings, no cheating, but that's all I want.

25. I just miss my old friends and don't contact them. I like to be alone in peace.

26. I used to have social mania, but I was cured and became a social phobia.

27. Feelings fade without contact, and slowly disperse without making social friends. This kind of society is sometimes correct, and sometimes it really makes people breathless.

28. Maybe I am getting older, and I gradually like to be quiet and like to give in. In some cases, I just want to be alone, stay safely, don't talk, just hear the ticking of the clock!

29. Realistic character design: social fear, facial paralysis and less manners, online character design: mouth first, online lover design: clingy.

30. Inferiority+Introversion+Social phobia = me

3 1. I'm not a social phobia, I'm just allergic to people.

32. You are cute, not only cute, but also worthy of being loved.

33. When you are humble in the dust, but nobody cares, the pain of living is that you are yourself in the eyes of others, born confused, helpless in love, and an elegy of a lonely aristocrat.

Even if you are embarrassed to scratch your toes and grab three rooms and two halls, you should pretend to be calm on the surface and continue to smile.

35. In the real society, I am equal to a waste, and I show amazing stupidity in treating people with common sense.

36. Always be happy, record your life, be gentle and lovely.

37. The sun will still rise and everything will be fine.

38. I am obviously inferior, but others think I am cold.

39. There is a girl who is neither the sun nor the moon. She is inferior and introverted. She is dust, and there is not even a trace when the wind blows.

40. The world is so busy, who can feel it?

Forced to get stuck in a traffic jam after work, I sent a humorous joke (40 articles) from a circle of friends.

After work, I was forced to get stuck in a traffic jam and sent a humorous joke in a circle of friends. The traffic jam was so serious that I just got off and had a meal.

At this time of the day, the passing cars seem to have a party together, and they are reluctant to leave for a long time. ?

When I came home tonight, it was raining and there was a traffic jam. Many students just took a look at me and left. Only he accompanied me until the crowd dispersed. It is really warm.

4. The house leaks when it rains all night, and there are always traffic jams on holidays.

Today, on the way to work, the traffic jam blocked the feeling of the festival. It was really difficult for a female driver to add dark and foggy days, continuous drizzle and high beam lights.

6. The more anxious you are, the more traffic jams you get. Twenty minutes without moving is also clothing. Upset.

7. My mother said that the road at Qingguo College would be too crowded and there would be traffic jams. She wouldn't let me take the bus and let me go by myself.

8. If you want to buy another car, you must buy an assisted driving and sound system. Listening to music and watching the car drive by yourself, traffic jams are not so annoying.

9. The traffic jam made me doubt my life … The taxi driver took me to the exit again … I'm really worried that I still can't find the entrance after the New Year.

10. Every morning, at the gate of the ice crystal, you go out in traffic jams. I always say that a two-story overpass will be built at this intersection. Why is there no movement? It's annoying to go out every morning ...

1 1. Under drizzle, you are not afraid of fog or cloudy days. As long as you go out on the road, there will be traffic jams.

12. The traffic jam on National Day is terrible. It is estimated that the three or four-hour drive will be extended to about eight hours. I feel sorry for myself still on the highway … I guess I can have breakfast when I get back ~ … I thought I was going to enroll in a university outside the province, but it's okay.

13. Do you want to? Less people, less cars and smooth roads?

14. Is it blocked today?

15. A girl was caught in a traffic jam on the expressway. She was really anxious, so she took a plastic bag to solve it in the car, but she couldn't get on. After that, she put a plastic bag on her head and walked to the side of the road to solve it.

16. It rained all night, and there is always a traffic jam when you are late.

17. It's really bad to be too far away from home. A seven-day holiday means going back and forth for two days. Considering the traffic jam, you may lose a day or two, but what can you do?

18. worried? When will the digging stop? ?

19. Is it bad? Shoes and mud trucks are trapped and nobody cares!

20.？ Since everyone realized that there would be traffic jams on the expressway during the festival, the traffic jam time has been advanced.

After work, I was forced to get stuck in a traffic jam and sent a humorous joke in a circle of friends. Part II 2 1. Check it out, traffic jam version: if you drive, or don't drive, the road will be blocked there and you can't walk.

22.？ Recently, I used to prefer rail transit. I don't feel upset because of traffic jams, and people don't crowd at this point. The time from A to B is guaranteed with certainty, and the rare planned cool air has eased my recent anxiety for a moment. ...

23. Brother went home and wished him a happy National Day traffic jam!

24. When I got up in the morning, it was drizzling slightly. My wife asked me to drive to work and then sent her to work. I said angrily, "Why? I also mopped the floor, washed dishes and did all the housework. Why did you reward me in such a cruel way? -I'd rather break the washboard than drive to work! " Say that finish, ride away!

25. I was caught in a traffic jam on the expressway, and I wasted several hours on the road.

26. I wish everyone who travels today is stuck in traffic so that you can't accompany me.

27.？ Single girls can have blind dates on the highway today. Look at the property from the mode, look at the personality from the attitude, look at the renal function from the urine ... I can only help you here, don't thank me.

28. Traffic jam, traffic jam, traffic jam all the time. You have blocked me so upset that I have the ability to block me for life.

29. On the highway, traffic jams last for more than ten hours.

30. I saw you stuck in a traffic jam before going to bed, and you were still stuck in a traffic jam after waking up.

3 1. Is it bitter? Urban roads are blocked every day!

32. At this time of the day, the passing cars seem to be gathering together, and they are reluctant to leave for a long time.

33. Traffic jams get on my nerves. I'll buy a plane when labor and capital become upstarts.

34. Traffic jams are very annoying. A bunch of annoying things get stuck in traffic jams and can only be alleviated by music. AC/DC will always be at the top of my song list. Turn up the volume and close the window. This moment is my own time.

35. There is a kind of pain that you are still stuck in traffic when others arrive, and there is a kind of happiness that you fly in the sky to watch traffic jams.

36.？ The longest national day in history, the longest traffic jam!

37. At the traffic lights ahead, block up and cook in a pot. I've been waiting for 30 minutes, and I haven't got half a step. ?

38. Yell when the road is rough and walk the dog on the highway.

39. The most vicious curse I have heard so far is: I curse you for being stuck in traffic jams all your life! ?

40. When there is a traffic jam, everyone shows their magic power, including fishing, walking the dog and going out for activities. I just sit in the car and enjoy one drama after another.

Humorous copywriting of WeChat in the circle of friends (40 articles)

The humorous copy of the WeChat step in the circle of friends is 1. The sunshine in the afternoon was very good, and I walked more than 10 thousand steps on the first day. Only in this way can I witness my true colors!

2. There are many delicious foods. Fortunately, I walked 20 thousand steps today and couldn't get fat. Wechat steps finally came first.

3. How is the first number of WeChat steps achieved? I have to keep a low profile in the future.

I found the sunshine by the window, so I went out for a walk. Today should be a few more steps than yesterday!

It's sunny today, and there is no snow in Xiling Snow Mountain. At least 25,000 steps.

6. Patrol14th floor, wearing out a pair of shoes in a month, and taking so many steps at once, which is unexpected.

7. The daily life in summer vacation is lying on the bed and sofa at two o'clock. Grandma pointed at me with her mobile phone and said, Every time I go to WeChat, you will get WeChat.

8. The weather is fine today. It's sunny after the rain, sometimes sunny and the temperature is pleasant. I took photos today and walked more than eleven thousand steps.

9. Life is sunny today, and there is still time to take a nap after walking more than 10,000 steps.

10. God, I walked tens of thousands of steps this time. Accidentally refreshed the pace.

1 1. On the fourth day, the sun was shining and I walked 10,000 steps in the community, feeling that the whole person was full of vitality.

12. Footsteps are for others to see, and a healthy body is your own.

13. Today, my steps on WeChat are 1 10,000 steps. The key to bone and muscle aging is more exercise.

14. I'm really exhausted today. I walked a lot today, which makes me feel that this is the best day!

15. The first step of the first WeChat is to run forward and meet the pride of this life.

16. When I was still lying motionless in bed, the one with the first number of WeChat steps had more than 39,000 steps.

17. Exercise, you must do what you can. It's amazing that you took so many steps at once.

18. I visited Xuanwu Lake in the evening and walked more than 20,000 steps. Accidentally refreshed the pace.

19. Harvest depends on labor and physical exercise. Today, the number of WeChat steps ranks first.

20. On a sunny day, the window sill was covered with dazzling light. Go downstairs and walk in the yard 1000 steps. Glutinous rice is made by itself.

The humorous copy of WeChat steps in the circle of friends 2 2 1. I was so happy today that I walked 30 thousand steps around the park unconsciously.

22. Constant fitness is accompanied by health. Today, the number of WeChat steps ranks first.

23. I have seen the sunshine, the rainbow, the stars and the moon, and walked more than 20,000 steps. It's amazing to walk so many steps at once.

24. After getting up from lunch break, I walked along a river. The sunshine in spring is particularly warm, and the old people are walking leisurely. From time to time, one or two couples walked by with a smile, and the barbecue in their hands smelled attractive. The willows on the riverbank have sprouted, dancing green waist in the bright spring. My WeChat steps have finally been refreshed.

25. Running is a boring and lonely sport. Whoever forces you to have no chance will light the fire in your heart, and you will stick to it if you want.

26. God, you took tens of thousands of steps next time.

27. Although I walked 20,000 steps today! But I still dare not stop exercising! At home 1 1: 00, 10, I am still forcing myself to insist! After 50 minutes of sweating, I insisted on challenging another brand-new self, and the number of WeChat steps finally came first.

28. I walked 30 thousand steps today and accidentally refreshed the number of steps.

29. I am in the mood to walk ten thousand steps, and I am in the beautiful mood to speak.

30. lose weight the next day, come on, come on, get up at five in the morning, exercise for thirty minutes, and then keep running for an hour at night. Inadvertently, the number of WeChat steps ranked first.

3 1. Everything is going well. Taking advantage of the sunshine with a little temperature in the afternoon, I took many steps in the yard. Old people sat in rows by the pool, waiting for the little fish I saw last year. There are many children, laughing loudly, and parents who are walking their baby are licking their mobile phones in the sun.

32. Today is the first day of healthy exercise. I have been running and walking for a long time! Now, the first step of WeChat! I'm so tired. I get angry when I am not thin.

33. The first time the number of WeChat steps is the first, there is no need to find the direction and direction of running, that is, the foot.

34. Today, my steps on WeChat are 1000 steps. Exercise is the source of health and the secret of longevity.

35. Greatness lies not in how many times you fall, but in how many times you stand up. Today, the number of WeChat steps ranks first.

I walked so much today that I can't feel my legs. Doing more exercise is good.

37. I walked 10,000 steps and went home to sleep for two hours. Wechat steps finally came first.

38. Before you care about how much, how far and how fast, it is more important to start.

39. It's amazing to take so many steps at once.

40. Today, my steps on WeChat are 1 10,000 steps. Hey, it's a long way.