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Every village will have a wonderful flower. Where are the wonderful flowers around you?

First of all, I'm telling a true story. There is a man in our neighbor's house who married a wife in her forties because she was disabled and hunched when she was a child. The wife he married married him for the third time. His first husband divorced and his second husband died. After he got married in our village, he went out to work with this person to make money. Then I gave birth to a child. Because the child has to go to primary school and can't go to school outside, she brought it back. The man went out to work again, so she took the child to school at home. _ She also brought a child from her ex-husband's house, so she gave birth to a child here, that is, two sons. He came back to pick up the children for school. However, she is really a wonderful person, and it is her parents' fault every day. As long as you play or do something in other people's homes every day, it is to speak ill of others anyway. She is really a gossip in the countryside. He is like this. If she said something bad, he wouldn't admit it if someone asked him. If she keeps asking him, she will take out the pesticide and tell that person about you. I said nothing. Are you going to make me drink pesticides? Later, he still did not repent. Basically, he still does. I often say this and that. I don't know how he did this. I feel that there are such people in our village, and it is really tiring to live. Besides, if she lies, she kills well. You don't think what she said is true, because she has been married for almost 10 years. Now we all know that basically no one will believe her, but no one will argue with her, because she always threatens others with drinking pesticides. So he is really a wonderful flower.

There are a pair of wonderful stories in our village. The stories of uncle and sister-in-law are wonderful because they are both lazy. Their hobby is smoking and drinking in bed all day. Women smoke three or five packs of cigarettes a day. I filmed them both in my first issue.

The story has to start from a long time ago. There is something wrong with women's minds. After her husband died, they worked in the coal mine in the village. It is said that at that time, the couple could drink two or three Jin of white wine under the covers. Uncle sometimes does odd jobs outside, and two men earn money to support a woman. Later, the woman's husband died and her uncle took care of her. Uncle has no skill and has not married a wife. Neighbors said that a woman would marry him. She also has many ideas and opinions, saying she doesn't want to. Who said she would hit people? The woman is lazy and stays in bed all the year round, so that she can't walk steadily later.

A few years later, the woman became more and more confused and was sent to a mental hospital twice, sometimes good and sometimes bad. My uncle works as a cleaner in the village, and all the money he earns is used to buy cigarettes and wine. Every time he passed them, they were both drunk. Uncle said that women are fierce. If you don't give alcohol and tobacco, you will be beaten, caught, and sometimes take out a knife. Their family is even more shameful. Chicken manure is everywhere, and there is no place to waste it. Some bowls that have been eaten are moldy, quilts have not been washed, and women's heads are covered with lice. She felt very satisfied.

The subject asked, every village has wonderful flowers. What are the wonderful things around you?

Speaking of the wonderful flowers in the village, I think of a person in the village when I was a child. He is my elder by seniority, so I should treat him as my second uncle. My second uncle was a village doctor and opened the only clinic in the village, which was a glamorous career in the village at that time. Although the second uncle's medical skill is not so good, he even killed people, but his small clinic business is booming, and a villager with a headache and fever went to his small clinic to see a doctor. The second uncle looks different from the country people, especially white and tender, a little short and fat, and has no beard. Now he is a bit like a father-in-law in a costume drama. But he has a normal family, even many children, and there are four children at home. Unfortunately, his relationship with his wife is very bad, and they fight almost every day. When their children were older, they chose to separate. My uncle began to live alone in his small clinic and didn't go home.

At that time, my second uncle's small clinic was on the street, and there was one opposite his home. The couple of that family also separated for a long time because the man was working outside, leaving his wife and two young dolls at home. My second uncle is close to this family. Maybe he's a neighbor. Anyway, we contact frequently. A man and a woman living alone suddenly became the gossip of the village. I was still young at that time, but I knew that my uncle had an unusual relationship with his neighbor's woman, which showed how serious the rumor was. Such rumors have been raging for some time. My second uncle chose a way to surprise everyone, and his small clinic ushered in a cohabiting close friend. And this cohabiting close friend is a big man like him. This man is from our neighboring village. He also has a family, but I don't know why he left home and moved to a small clinic to live with his second uncle. This is a complete impact on the villagers' three views. However, the second uncle has a good relationship with his cohabiting close friend and is kind and cheerful. The villagers were surprised and gradually got used to it. The scandal between my second uncle and the woman next door has completely subsided. Two big men began to live together. A few years ago, this man suffered from cancer. With my uncle's help and meticulous care, that man's cancer was cured. It has been almost eight years, and he is still healthy and alive. This feeling is also a pity. Although the relationship between them is beautiful, it is also warm and touching. At least they have been watching each other and never left.

Every village will have a wonderful flower. Tell me about the wonderful flowers in your village.

Speaking of the wonderful flowers in our village, it is ridiculous and irritating.

What I said is a true story, and there is nothing wrong with it.

A summer; At that time, all our crops and corn were just fighting for medicine. Zhang San drove to a place near the roadside with his daughter-in-law, medicine and bucket, and then Zhang San drove to a place far away from the roadside.

Daughter-in-law Zhang San put the medicine in place and went into the field to fight medicine, because people accidentally entered the field when they were fighting corn and squatting medicine, which was not easy to be found.

At this time, an old man in our village passed by Zhang Sanjia's land and happened to see several plastic bottles and a big plastic bucket in Zhang Sanjia's land. The old man didn't think much. Who does he think threw it?

So the old man opened several bottle caps, dropped the medicine and drank it while muttering. Who threw away all the medicine? The date has not expired! And such a good bucket was thrown away. Children nowadays are really failures. I'll pick it up and change it into money. Find a broken rope on the spot, string the medicine bottle and bucket together, and walk on your back.

At this time, Zhang San's daughter-in-law also finished drinking the water in the medicine jar and came back to prepare a pot of medicine. When she looked at the farm, the medicine fell all over the floor, and the medicine barrels and buckets were gone. She looked around and saw an old man humming a ditty and carrying buckets of bottled water from her house. Zhang San's daughter-in-law knew at a glance that the old man must have picked it up as a waste. Zhang San's daughter-in-law caught up with the old man and explained the situation. The old man was at a loss and hurried.

Daughter-in-law Zhang San said it wasn't about money. You guessed it. You could have finished the medicine in the field today, but now you can't finish it.

Looking at the old man's grievance, Zhang San's daughter-in-law didn't say anything.

I'm not talking about a fool. Let me share the splendor of our village. There is such a family in our village who go out to work all the year round. His father is very capable, carrying floor tiles in Yiwu. It seems that he can get 60 thousand or 70 thousand a year! Her mother is also very capable. Anyway, her family is rich, but life is hard. I seem to remember once! His mother asked us to have our hair cut in the street, and then we went to the street. It seems like three yuan for a haircut, and then her mother gave me five yuan as soon as she arrived. At noon, she bought two wallets in the street and spent the five dollars. When she got home, her mother flew into a rage and gave him a good beating. I was depressed at that time, and my grandmother gave me ten dollars back. Besides, I'm just going to have fun. Not to mention color TV, there is no black and white TV. Generally, regardless of spring, summer, autumn and winter, cooking before dark, even the lights are not willing to turn on, and the electricity bill is 50 cents at most. In 2008, neither too early nor too late. Sheep are sold at home for fifty cents a month, because others paid two yuan less and chased five miles to bring them back, 20 18. I just went to his house to have a look, and then I was very satisfied. The first time I went to their house, my mother gave the girl 100 yuan to let her son go shopping with her to buy clothes. The girl returned the money to him directly without saying anything, and the matchmaker said the matter was ruined the next day. Anyway, there is no matchmaking in my thirties, and I am not married. You let him take a driver's license test. I am depressed, too. I went to school when I was a child. Everyone goes higher and higher. He wants to go to the fifth grade, the fourth grade, the fourth grade, the third grade, and the second grade. When he is a monitor, he can't drop out of school and leave it at home! This is not to say that he is stupid, but that these things are wonderful and incomprehensible! I wonder if it's the fault of my family! This is still his fault.

There is really a wonderful thing in our village, and the villagers have been affected. I'll take some pictures for you first, and then I'll take a video to introduce the problems left over from decades.

The foundation of our village is too high. The foundation of the new house is on the roof of the old house, and those facing the street also build houses. You have to climb a big slope of 1-2 meters to enter the door. Street is not a street, just like a big ditch.

Why is this? Because our village moved from the river, the old people are afraid of floods. The houses that have just moved in are all built in a unified way, and they are all the same. Later, it was different to decorate the house. It was only a matter of time before the foundation was repaired higher and higher, resulting in the present situation. There is no water at all on the low foundation, and the high foundation goes uphill first.

Let me also talk about the wonderful things in our village and share them with you.

My sister married a surnamed Zhang, and my father-in-law opened a restaurant beside the national road. My mother-in-law died twenty years ago. Business is booming and we need to recruit waiters. My sister will call my divorced sister for help and give her a job to help her. But what my sister never expected was that a year later, my father-in-law announced that she was married, and this mother-in-law was my sister. So my sister pointed at my sister's nose and called her shameless, so my father-in-law slapped her twice, and my son quarreled with his father-in-law, which was a mess. Since then, the father and son have severed their sisterhood. Finally, my father-in-law left home with his sister, and there was no news from then on.

This incident became the breaking news in our village ten years ago.

There is a woman living upstairs. It's really amazing. Her two daughters are at school. She doesn't work at home. She does not cook every day. She eats noodles in the morning, noon and evening. She cooks noodles with vegetables instead of meat and eggs. Can it be delicious? There is an electric car at home. I can ride, but I dare not. The market is far away. Every time I see someone go out, I have to rub the car. When my daughter goes to kindergarten, her clothes, hands and face are always dirty every day. The teacher has said it many times. I don't know what she does at home all day!

I'm glad to answer this question. I come from the countryside. There are too many wonderful things. Tell a story that many people don't believe. I have a cousin. We have a good relationship. Very eccentric temper. Not believing in evil. Two daughters are out of town. One day the eldest daughter came back. Grave for mother and uncle. Because I haven't been back for a long time, I haven't found a grave. Throw away the burnt paper. After the eldest daughter left, his wife and his brother. Ask him for money every day. The sun went down again. Two men entered the house. Lying on the kang. Two people are still knocking at the door. Scared my cousin. There's nothing I can do. Find a big fairy. Satisfied the requirements of the deceased. It doesn't matter. You may not believe it. This is what happened to me. I won't lie.

Hello everyone, I'm Lao Wang. As the saying goes, when the forest is big, there are all kinds of birds. There are many people in rural villages, and there are all kinds of wonderful flowers. Let me talk about a person in our village.

This man is over 60 years old this year. He was lazy when he was young. He went to Vietnam as a soldier and came back. Later, when I got married, my daughter didn't care about paying tuition. At that time, my father paid for his daughter's tuition.

There is an old saying in the countryside: if you want to smoke and drink, you are cheap. I think the description is very appropriate. He hangs around my house when he is free. I thought there was something, but there was nothing. I just came to smoke. I just got home and handed him a cigarette. I didn't say anything after I finished smoking, and then I took it out of the cigarette I put on the table. Usually smoke two or three cigarettes and leave, and then take one. Sometimes I find that there is another half box of cigarettes left on the table, saying that if you don't smoke this cigarette, I will take it.

Over time, I knew what his habit was. When I came, I put the cigarette in my pocket. He wriggled away when he couldn't find it.

He still lives on subsistence allowances, and his son's family owes a lot of foreign debts to treat his children, and the conditions are very poor. He doesn't think so. Sometimes when there is no money to spend, I go to my son's house to steal something to eat and sell.

Thanks to free medical care in low-income countries, he is in good health, but in winter, he is required to take him to the hospital for 20 days. In these 20 days, as long as he paid 200 yuan to the hospital, the hospital managed to have food and heating. It was very comfortable that day. There is nothing wrong with his health. Fortunately, he can only stay for 20 days at most. Otherwise, I estimate that he will stay in the hospital all the year round.

Does everyone say he's great? What should we do with such people?