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Give yourself a complete set of mood phrases: we are all fine, blame me for being too persistent.
2. [After changing the avatar with his girlfriend, the male god became angry. I said weakly, do you like my girlfriend? ]
My love only allows you, and I only want to stay for you in this life.
The person I like is not the person I liked at the beginning.
5. There is nothing wrong with us. Blame me for being too persistent.
6. I don't care how chaotic your world was before you loved me, but I care that I am not the only one when you love me.
7. [I also want to send a photo of you and write that this is my lover]
8. My sister was moved to tears when she saw the feelings of Meidai and Huaqiang. The child is really kind.
There are so many flaws in your eyes that you can't see how much I like you.
10, I like to bask in the sun, because it makes me look tall and thin!
1 1. The wind after the rain, refreshing and melancholy, can blow away the dirt of the earth, but it can't blow away its lonely mood.
12, forgetting someone is actually quite simple: don't look, don't be mean.
13, I said ten years later. Now that you're gone, will there be your ten years in ten years?
14, the reality forces me to choose, even though I am still confused, I still have to carry the road ahead by myself.
15, maybe not your favorite person, but the most suitable person to be with in the future.
I am too young to see clearly whether it is a man or a dog.
1, your sister! If the house is built like a toilet, don't blame others for using it as a toilet.
Please say four words with the same radical. Ordinary youth: rivers, lakes and seas. Literary youth: harp and pipa. Idiot youth: playing with glass balls and diaosi: hemorrhoid hurts Gao Fushuai: Iphone, ipad, itouch, ipod. Bai: Hehehehehehe! Eating food means no pressure, frying, frying, roasting and stewing ~
It is strange that love cares about everything and forgives everything in the end.
4. When you look in the mirror, you don't dare to look at it, for fear that you will fall in love with yourself.
5, weeding at noon, class is really hard. A little broken book, sitting all morning.
I think you finally forgot that I once appeared in your life.
7. I like flirting with men when there are no women.
8. Seeing a person in summer is warm, not hot, so you probably like it.
9, you drag, you drag, you are a pig eight quit reborn, except for a piece of meat, the rest did not bring, no one buried when you died. Happy Valentine's Day!
10, wish me fail in the exam tomorrow.
1 1, I would like to be an angry bird and hit those pigs.
12, ouch, are you so busy going to the toilet by yourself?
13, if you want, don't just expect that life is too short to wait.
14, I'm too young to see if I'm a man or a dog.
15, a dog on Tanabata!
16. Don't despise me when nobility doesn't work. I'll give you a number plate, wait in line first, and then despise it when you arrive.
17, call you master, do you think you are instant noodles?
18. Only when there is a long queue at the railway station can we really realize that we are descendants of the dragon.
19, white-collar workers are a fart, and raising pigs is foreign.
Don't laugh at the seaside, there will be a tsunami.
2 1, the first guy who knows that milk can be drunk, what did you do to the cow?
22. Mom said: Don't be cruel to others now, and others will be cruel to me in the future.
23. I'm not afraid to kick you. I'm just afraid that Nike on my feet will get dirty.
24. The mine disaster continues in the review, and the rise in property prices is under control!
25, secretly tell you a secret, the class teacher is menstruating again.
26. What does it matter if the tea is cold? Anyway, I only like drinking boiled water.
27. The beauty of KTV said I was handsome, so I smiled and told her to have my eyes treated.
28. I am not a casual person, but I am not a casual person.
29. Don't thank me. Thank you and dare to charge you money!
30. Do you know what I want to eat on Valentine's Day? Boil you, fry you, steam you; Roast you, stew you and braise you in soy sauce; Fried you, fried you, cold salad you!
3 1, I think it's good to make a phone call, and everything you say is valuable.
32, love can not be separated, hate can not hate, can not be too easily believed.
God will certainly forgive me, because that's his profession.
34. Only women and heroes are sad, and wives and jobs are hard to find!
I have no talent for pleasing people, but I am more serious than anyone else.
36, er, I went, how time flies, and I officially ran two today.
37. Hello, OICQ is on vacation today. I'm NETANTS. ......
38. In bed, practice is the only criterion to test kung fu.
39. If you need suggestions or opinions, we will provide them free of charge; If you need the correct answer, please pay extra.
40, don't cry, don't make trouble, don't hang yourself, look on coldly and watch the donkey bark *
Tone phrase: blame me for being too affectionate and hugging you too tightly.
When love begins, it is beautiful. When love ended, I was very sad. The reason of distress is that the one who wants to end can't wait to run away, and the one who doesn't want to end seems to be pulling at straws and doesn't want to let go. The imbalance between two people leads to long-term pain, often pain.
Blame me for holding you too tight. You said you couldn't breathe. Push me away.
Sad swings are always accompanied by a breeze. There are always stars in the lonely night. When I suddenly look back, you are no longer with me.
The seventh second of fish is to forget the cat, the tenth time is the seventh year of death, and the seventh year is separation!
Disappointment is despair in hope, and the past is rebirth in reincarnation.
I won't stay up late. Beauty is more important than you.
There are memories because of the past, don't you think?
Keep a constant promise, but can't keep a fickle heart.
I will support my last pride with my last smile.
Every time I am disappointed, I will do one less thing to love you until the last sentence is changed to my full name.
You smile like a breeze and look comfortable, but your smile belongs to many people.
Touching the letters that exchanged love stories in those years, trying to appease the inner loneliness and pain.
More lasting and sharper than pain, there are waiting for you everywhere. ┆
I alienated everyone for you, and finally, when you left, they all left.
You never look back at me, but I always smile at you.
I can forgive you, but I can't forgive myself.
No one can bind all my emotions except the person I love.
I won't bother you anymore, after all, you will be sad when you see me, and I will be heartbroken when I see you.
His lies were beautiful and touched me.
Just miss, miss you who never belonged to me.
You can't see my tears, but you can hear my laughter
Looking back with hope in disappointment.
Crying at yourself and laughing at others, this is the so-called life.
A free and unconstrained life is the luxury I want now.
A deeply broken heart needs not sympathy, but understanding.
In fact, people who always laugh really need to be hurt.
I'm joking. I hide my heartbeat through excitement. I can't laugh or cry. It's nice to be alone.
Envy those who can fall asleep as soon as they touch the pillow, envy those who are determined not to look back.
I feel like a gambler with you. I lost everything and refused to leave.
All night, when my dreams were full, I became a sobbing nostalgic person again.
If you are not discouraged, don't give up. As long as we move towards the goal, we are moving forward!
If I am surrounded by thousands of people, who else will have nothing?
Because I'm stupid, I'm paranoid, I can't get over it, I'm not forgetful, I hate it, I'm wordy, I'm shameless, and I can pester you endlessly.
Don't let me know that you are not doing well, and don't let me down to help you live a good life.
What you can't quit is cigarettes, feelings and hearts. I asked for it. Who can blame?
I don't think I can stand it, I can't stand it, I can't stand it.
By the time you find out that time is a thief, it has stolen all your choices.
The furthest distance in life is not between life and death, but when I look at you tenderly, you don't know the call of loving you in my eyes.
Many dreams are waiting to be realized, but I can't tell whether you are friendship or missed love. ...
Love to the extreme, but not good at words. The more painful, the calmer the surface.
Nonsense. Youth tells a beautiful sadness.
These days, looking up at the sky, many people will appear in my mind. Some people have gone and never returned; Some people left and never saw each other again. It seems that I am the only one staying where I am. Wait or miss. I miss the memory left by the people who left, and wait for the people in the future to give me a fresh feeling. It is often unclear whether things are wrong or people are wrong.
It is because of loneliness that I love you so much and make me so sad. I admit that I can't live without you.
Expressing sadness, we are all fine, but the wind blows away the promise.
Talk about expressing sadness with pictures.
1。 When tears come down, I know that separation is another kind of understanding. 2. liking an impossible person is like waiting for a boat at the airport.
I admire this kind of girl very much: when she finds out that the other person doesn't really like her, she can break up freely at once. Other women may continue to deceive themselves and struggle alone. A really smart girl knows what love is: love needs two people of the same kind. If you love him and he doesn't love you, this relationship is boring. Letting go is to love yourself.
4. Can you look back at me? I can be the right person.
5, unrequited love is a courtesy, secretly building a castle.
6. Silence is contagious. At first you didn't want to talk to me, but over time, I didn't want to talk to you either.
7. I am used to the habits that I shouldn't be used to, but I am obsessed with the persistence that I shouldn't be persistent. You're just afraid to leave because I like you.
8. If it's just friendship, be friends if you can, and don't be too greedy. After all, such a thing as love is extreme, either for a lifetime or a stranger.
9。 Everybody, who doesn't love life? Love life, then love the group-Qiu Jin.
10, falling in love is destined to be forever, even if it is a burden, it is sweet. No one is upset by your overbearing attitude towards you. No one but you looks at me, so you just yell, no matter what others think or how crazy you are. Selfishness is flawless, and there are no flaws. Young people are scattered in the sun and photocopied in girls' hearts. The joys, sorrows, joys and sorrows have propped up the vicissitudes of the world. True love is the most beautiful.
1 1. Only by accepting the past and the present can you have the energy to pursue the future.
12, take a trip and see the world more, and you will find that the knots you care about are nothing at all.
13. Gratitude is the source of happiness. Know how to be grateful, and you will find everything around you is so beautiful.
14, there is nothing wrong with us, but the wind blew away the promise.
15。 Time will not make people feel painless, nor will it make people forget the pain, just make people get used to it.
16。 Everything in Floating in the Wind belongs to yesterday, and everything that has survived the storm faces the future.
17。 As the saying goes, there is no need to harm people, and there is no need to prevent people. This shows a simple truth: to be a man, you must have some calculation. Calculation is not a trick or sophistication, but a kind of wisdom and strategy for being a man. With it, you can meet your needs, be comfortable and invincible forever.
18。 Don't wait for me to change before you say you miss me.
19。 Will you be sad if I leave? How can I part with you when you are gone? Dark wounds, the night falls, when fireworks burst out of the full moon and dreams came back to the edge, I anesthetized the graves where bundles of wild flowers were still spreading. I kept silent and listened to your voice hidden in the flowers with a smile. It was thin and elegant, and only I could understand it.
20。 Some love, missed, missed. Some people wait for nothing. If you come back, it will be all love. I will weave a wreath of short sentences for you. In addition to beauty, there will be no more affection. In this world, no one should wait for someone all the time, even if it is empty and lonely, and don't want to be hurt by you again. My smile and my sadness should cherish each other. They are all my own, with you.
2 1。 Love and dreams are beautiful things. You can feel it without listening, needless to say, and without translation.
22。 You are used to staying up late, and I deliberately pretend that I can't sleep like you, because then I can chat with you. In fact, you don't even know that I am really sleepy. Finally, you left, and I can't change my habit of staying up late.
23。 Being single is just loneliness, and it will become torture.
24。 How many people and hearts have been hurt by the world of mortals? I know that every moment, someone will laugh or despair. Although you think you can't make the same mistake, if you love deeply, you will have no scruples. So, you can finally understand how sad it is to languish for Iraq, but how many people are worried, and how many people are worried at this time?
25。 Any communication between two people should have an ideal distance suitable for each other. Crossing this distance will cause rejection and disgust. This applies to love and friendship. Perhaps, the external distance between two people is slightly greater than the internal distance, so that their emotional attraction can achieve the best effect, and the form should lag behind the content slightly.
26。 Sorrow is just to pull out the dagger inserted in your heart and show it to others, and it is just to spill blood on others.
I like you not because I chose you, but because you chose me.
28. When love comes, it is of course happy. However, this kind of happiness needs to be paid, and we must learn to accept disappointment, pain and parting. Since then, life is no longer simple.
29. Two people are together for happiness, and breaking up is to alleviate the pain. If you can't make me happy, I have to leave. When I leave, it is also very painful. However, you must be more painful than me, because I say goodbye first, and I pursue happiness first.
30. I feel tired just because I think too much and do too little.
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