Who has a joke about Naruto?

there's another one: when we have chakra! !

Naruto: When we have chakra, Huoying will be a dish of side dishes. Those who want to eat miso and those who want to eat soy sauce will ask for two bowls at a time. After eating one bowl, they will eat another bowl. Sasuke: When we have chakra, we will use kaleidoscope, Harle and Harle, and the sky will be used. Every day, thousands of birds will send out two bowls and one will play. KINOMOTO SAKURA: When we have chakra, I will protect Sasuke Naruto. I want to pursue Sasuke and Sasuke, and I want to bully Naruto. I will have two boyfriends at a time. One will work at home and the other will accompany me on the road! Kakashi: When we have chakra, we will buy off Jiraiya and want to see <; Affectionate paradise > Look <; Affectionate paradise > Want to see < Intimate violence > Look <; Intimate violence > Buy a book and two books in buy buy, one for reading and one for tearing! Ding Ji: When we have chakra, we will eat for free every day. If we want to eat fish, we will eat meat. I will eat twice a meal, once I am full, and once I am exhausted! Ino: When we have chakra, all the handsome guys in Konoha will be mine. I want to grieve KINOMOTO SAKURA and KINOMOTO SAKURA, and I want to grieve every day. I will lose my temper twice a day, once for Ding Ci and once for Luwan! Lu Maru: When I have chakra, I will do nothing every day. I want to play chess, I want to play chess, and I will take two at a time. One is working for me and the other is waiting to work for me! Ningji: When we have chakra, the social fate will be sidelined. We want to be separated, and we want to be a patriarchal family. We will use our eyes twice a day and do training once to scare the children in turn! Everyday: When I have chakra, I'll see who dares to ignore me. I want to be female No.1, female No.2 and female No.2. hidden weapons sends it twice a day, once to Ningci, and once to women who pester Ningci! Xiao Li: When we have chakra, I will burn my youth at will. I want to use table lotus flower to show lotus flower, and I want to use lilianhua to use lilianhua. I will flash my teeth twice a day, once to my teacher and once to KINOMOTO SAKURA! Chida: When we have chakra, we will summon up the courage to confess to Naruto. We want to send a love letter. We want to say it face to face. We will tell the confession once and twice. He listened to me and said it again. He thought I heard it wrong. Oil girl: When we have chakra, we will open an insect world in our bodies. We want to raise bees, bees and wasps. We will catch two insects at a time, raise one and accidentally crush one! Tooth: When we have chakra, we will have three or four kennels for him. If we want to use red ones and green ones, we can buy two cans at a time. If Akamaru eats one, I will eat one! I love Luo: When we have chakra, we will see who dares to discriminate against me, who we want to play with, and who we want to fight with. We will make two sand sculptures at a time, be my brother and be my sister! Iruka: When we have chakra, we don't always have to be forbearing. We are quite teachers, and we want to go to the dark. We have two tasks at a time. I will finish one, and my girlfriend will finish one! Gang Shou: When we have chakra, I can play in casinos all over the world. If I want to lose money, I will lose money. If I don't want to lose money, I will lose money. Every time I move two boxes, I will lose one and then the other! Jiraiya: When we have chakra, we will open a women's bathhouse. If we want to use materials, we will use them. If we don't want to use materials, we will take me. MM will invite two people at a time, meet one person and stand a pigeon! Orochimaru: When we have chakra, I will also have sharingan, who I want to despise and who I want to bite to death. I will stick out my tongue twice a day, take a teacup once and hold paper once! Skunk: When we have chakra, I'll take the position of Qinglong. I want to abuse Kaka and my brother. I want to use two kaleidoscopes at a time, one for others and the other for myself. ※! (Khan ...) Ghost Shark: When we have chakra, we will pay in cash for plastic surgery, if we want to saw the bone, if we want to have a facelift, we will get two membership cards at a time, and we will send one to orochimaru ourselves. ※!