Talk about 42 sentences that make you laugh.

1, said to my air conditioner from the bottom of my heart, it's good to have you, how can I live without you!

2. A woman who doesn't take a bath won't smell good no matter how much perfume she wears.

Thanks to mental illness, the whole person is much more energetic.

4. Why does pangolin keep digging? Because it is looking for Chuanshanyi.

After studying for more than ten years, I think kindergarten is better.

6. Old people can't fight. Children can't fight. Women don't fight. Men. Fight to the death

7. My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.

8. I bought a razor online, and my hands went numb before I finished shaving.

9. When I woke up this morning, I thought I had grown up. I took a closer look and found that the quilt cover was horizontal!

10, afraid to look in the mirror for too long, for fear of falling in love with myself.

1 1, something happened in my dream, so I went to sleep first. ...

12. The old ladies on Naiheqiao have switched to selling milk tea. I will never forget it for a long time.

13, Mengniu made a difficult decision. If Yili milk is detected in the stomach of users, it will automatically release melamine.

14, only people who fall into the water understand that dog planing is also a beautiful swimming stroke.

15, if people all over the world betray you. I will stand behind you without hesitation. Follow them and betray you.

16, managers usually tell smokers at meetings that smokers are strangled! !

17, after this village, there is this store; Because there are branches here.

18, I never lie, except this sentence.

19, is your coffin overturned or sliding?

20. What's your seat? I am made of meat.

2 1. It is not necessarily a prince who rides a white horse. It may be Tang Priest.

22. As a monster, my wish is to destroy an Altman.

23, make me angry, curse you to buy instant noodles without seasoning all your life!

24. American Superman is not as good as China Wukong.

25. The little monster was carrying a submachine gun and tried to knock down Bump Man with a cannon.

26. If time is a butcher's knife, obesity is Tu Longdao!

Beethoven told us that the more you recite, the more you will score.

28, think about the salary, forget it, don't want to live.

29. Hey, boss, a bottle of 82-year-old Wang Laoji!

30, even if you are sad again, you should smile and say, your uncle.

3 1, if you have money, you lose your family; if you have no money, you worship God.

32. You are not naive, you are born.

33. Students, some people think that picking rubber in class is also a very emotional thing!

34. How to be a bridesmaid is more nervous than being a bride.

I dare not look into your eyes, because I saw the gum in your eyes yesterday.

36. Time is really precious, just one second before the toilet was taken away by others.

37. Don't call yourself superman. Superman dares to wear underwear outside. Do you dare?

38. Have you ever considered the feelings of Neiku when you fart?

39. My advantage is that I am handsome, but my disadvantage is that I am not handsome.

40. Behind a successful chef. There must be a knife in the back.

4 1, go to school, go to the kitchen, king of fighters, mix hooligans, get out of shape, be strong!

42. Now, the only thing I can afford to put down is chopsticks.

Qq that makes you laugh. Talk about interesting mood phrases.

1, people can play with nose bubbles if they are bored.

Now, the only thing I can afford to put down is chopsticks.

3, students should not be invisible, 50 years later, your head will not even be light.

4. Whenever the charge sounded, I quickly hid in the ditch, because: I am undercover!

Just because I looked at you more in the crowd, I never forgot your bitter gourd face again.

6, you must change the notebook-it takes 5 minutes to boot, and the battery is only enough for 3 minutes!

7. A woman who doesn't take a shower won't smell good no matter how much perfume she wears.

8, Tanabata is here, go out and have a look, a couple who break up is a couple!

9. Why does pangolin keep digging? Because it is looking for Chuanshanyi.

10, after studying for more than ten years, I think kindergarten is better.

1 1. Old people can't make phone calls. Children can't fight. Women don't fight. Men. Fight to the death

12, my hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.

13, I bought a razor online, and my hands were shaking after shaving.

14, I woke up this morning and thought I had grown up. I took a closer look and found that the quilt cover was horizontal!

15, afraid to look in the mirror for too long, for fear of falling in love with myself.

16, go to the dream to do something, go to sleep first. ...

17. The old ladies on Naiheqiao have switched to selling milk tea. I will never forget it for a long time.

18, Mengniu made a difficult decision. If Yili milk is detected in the stomach of users, it will automatically release melamine.

19, only people who fall into the water understand that dog planing is also a beautiful swimming stroke.

20. If people all over the world betray you. I will stand behind you without hesitation. Follow them and betray you.

2 1, managers usually tell smokers at meetings that smokers are strangled! !

22. After this village, there is this shop; Because there are branches here.

23. I never lie, except this sentence.

24. Excuse me, is your coffin upside down or sliding?

25. What's your seat? I am made of meat.

26, riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince. It may be Tang Priest.

27. As a monster, my wish is to destroy an Altman.

28. Make me angry and curse you for buying instant noodles all your life without seasoning packets!

American Superman is not as good as China Wukong.

30. The little monster was carrying a submachine gun and tried to knock down the bump man with a cannon.

3 1, if time is a butcher's knife, then obesity is Tu Longdao!

Beethoven told us that the more you recite, the more you score.

33. Think about the salary ratio, forget it, and don't want to live.

34. Hey, boss, a bottle of 82-year-old Wang Laoji!

35, even if you are sad again, you should smile and say, your uncle.

36. If you have money, you will lose your family; if you have no money, you will worship God.

37. You are not naive, but born.

38. Classmates, some people think that picking rubber in class is also a very emotional thing!

39. How to be a bridesmaid is more nervous than being a bride.

I dare not look into your eyes, because I saw the gum in your eyes yesterday.

4 1, time is really precious, just one second before the toilet was taken away by others.

42. Don't call yourself superman. Superman dares to wear underwear outside. Do you dare?

43. Have you ever considered the feelings of Neiku when you fart?

44. My advantage is that I am handsome, but my disadvantage is that I am not handsome.

45. Behind a successful chef. There must be a knife in the back.

46, go to school, go to the kitchen, be a champion, mix hooligans, lose shape, still be strong!

47. Tell me from the bottom of my heart that it's good to have you in the air conditioner. How can I live without you!

48. Thanks to mental illness, the whole person is much more energetic.

49. God gave us acne while giving us youth …

Something that makes you laugh.

1, go to the dental clinic to wash your teeth. It was a young woman who washed my teeth. She is somewhat beautiful. Her gloves were on, her tools were ready, and I was lying with my mouth open, but she ran away. When she came back, I teased her: Hold your urine, are you in a hurry to go to the toilet?

She paused, rolled her beautiful eyes and replied, your mouth stinks. I went to change a thick mask!

2. The unit carefully selected several kind-hearted crouching female men to participate in the tug-of-war competition organized by the district.

That day, seeing that we were about to lose, the female leader next to us was anxious and shouted loudly: Come on, sisters! Let's let you beat your husbands! !

We unite our strength and turn defeat into victory! ! !

I was chatting with my friend yesterday. I asked her: Is it interesting for you to find a handsome boyfriend in the future?

She said handsome without hesitation.

I asked her why.

She said handsome is very interesting.

Me. . .

4. Girlfriend: Hey, I'm stupid. I must have been a pig in my last life, a pure dung machine!

Boyfriend: That's what I like about you! Girlfriend: Why?

Boyfriend: Maybe I was a dog in my last life!

Next to a popular said, then you must not have children!

The two asked: Why?

That humanity: the children born are not even as good as pigs and dogs!

5. Beggar A asked Beggar B: What would you do if you had money?

Beggar b thought for a moment and replied, I bought a golden bowl to beg. What about you?

Beggar A said proudly, You are not as clever as me. I'll hire someone to help me beg. . .

I'm sorry, did you laugh or faint?

1, the person who has seen the best x is the cyclist who scolds the big truck driver: you fucking want to die! 2. Psychologist: Your problem is that you are a little competitive, but it doesn't matter. I was about the same as you when I was young.

Patient: Impossible. You're definitely not as competitive as me.

3. Take a taxi and wait for the driver to say the red light.

One sentence shocked me. He said: grass, where is this? !

I am an installer. I installed it outdoors today. It's raining. I told the landlord that I was afraid of water leakage and would install it tomorrow!

Landlord: It will open tomorrow. I'm not afraid of leakage. I'm not that bad!

Me. . .

5. Look at a tight hip skirt and ask your girlfriend if it looks good.

My best friend said: this kind of clothes is suitable for rich people, not for poor people like you.

I really regret that I was too headstrong to buy a skirt without listening to my good friend. Now I jump on the bus.

6. Go and buy watermelons. I told my boss that I couldn't finish eating such a big watermelon by myself. Can I buy some?

The boss said yes, I'll cut you as much as you want.

I said no skin, everything else.

The boss looked at the knife for cutting watermelon. . .