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Grandma's mantra is to imitate and write 600 words.

1. Grandma's mantra composition "I can't keep up with this era."

This is grandma's pet phrase. One day, my father came back from work and said that he wanted the whole family to go to a restaurant for a big meal.

Needless to say, grandma naturally disagreed and said angrily, "just eat at home and make up." Why waste that money? " Dad casually said, "Now that life is good, what is it to spend those two dollars?" "Grandma, let's go! Go! " I took grandma's arm and took out that set of hard work, but grandma just didn't agree. Finally, my father sent a message saying, "Mom! I have booked a room at the hotel and paid a deposit. Go! " But grandma still disagreed. Finally, she shook her head, stood up, sighed and went to the bedroom, saying, "Alas, I can't keep up with this era …".

One sunny afternoon, my father came back with a pot of chlorophytum, whistling and striding in all directions. After entering the room, he showed the spider plant to his grandmother and said, "Mom, what do you think of this flower? I had a hard time getting it back from the flower and bird market, and it only cost 20 yuan! " Grandma jumped up from the sofa in surprise: "What? Someone robbed the grass, but also 20 yuan? Is grass also worth 20 yuan? " "This is chlorophytum, not grass, but ..." Before my father could finish, my grandmother was red with anger. He grabbed the woman and said, "I think you have money and no place to spend it!" " After that, grandma turned and walked into the kitchen, muttering, "I really can't keep up with this era."

Although grandma doesn't like some of our practices, her thoughts have changed greatly under our influence. Grandma's "antique" TV set has been used for more than ten years, and it often appears "distortion" and "mosaic", which often makes people dizzy. It's time to retire. Dad wants to buy a new big color TV for grandma.

At noon, my father had it carried into a big box. Grandma asked curiously, "What is this, so big?" Dad smiled mysteriously and said, "You will know later." After a while, my father took the box down, inserted the bolt, and then pressed the switch, which startled my grandmother. She stepped back and sat down on the sofa at once.

But in a short time, grandma was attracted by the wonderful programs on TV and didn't even eat. She smiled and said, "I used to listen to voices, but I couldn't see people;" Later I saw people, but they were all black and white; Now that there is color, I think there may be fragrance in the future ... "Grandma's words made everyone laugh.

After a while, grandma said with emotion, "Alas, I really can't keep up with this era!" " "Now grandma is not as old-fashioned as before, and sometimes she is even more liberated than us. This should be attributed to the ever-changing society and the good policy of reform and opening up.

2.600 words about grandma's composition, my grandma.

Do you know who cooks, washes, cleans and finances in my family? I'm telling you, it's my grandmother

My grandmother is over 60 years old, but she is still strong and always smiles. Grandma is short and fat, with a round face and bright eyes. She smiles like a pair of crescent moons. Although grandma is gentle and considerate, she does things very neatly. Grandma is the person I admire most! Grandma cooks delicious food. What fish-flavored eggplant, mapo tofu, shredded green pepper ... can do anything to make us fat one by one. As the saying goes, a clever woman can't cook without rice. Grandma is an expert in buying vegetables: what food is good, which side is fresh, and where is cheap. She knows everything, so the dishes she cooked are particularly delicious.

Grandma also keeps the house in good order. Although grandma has no education, she never does things carelessly, never panics when things happen, and she still believes in science and is not superstitious at all. I remember I had a fever. Not only did she not delay her illness and treat it indiscriminately, but she also sent me to the hospital quickly and arranged my diet reasonably, which made me recover quickly.

What I admire most about grandma is her spirit of "forgetting me". In the morning, when everyone is still sleeping, grandma has got up. She turned on the flashlight and groped her way to the kitchen to make breakfast for us. After we all go to school, grandma will eat some by herself and then do housework. At noon, grandma is busy taking her grandson home to cook. After seeing off her grandson, grandma began to do housework again. In the afternoon, when we all go home, we can see grandma's acquaintances in the kitchen ... until the evening, grandma is still busy. The moon reflected on her face, and I saw the deep wrinkles on grandma's forehead.

It is such an ordinary rural woman who sacrificed everything for her children and grandchildren. She never asks for anything in return. Even though we wanted to help her, she smiled and shook her head and told us to do our homework quickly. Day after day, month after month, year after year, time flies in a hurry, the month is getting lower, and she is always old.

3. About writing grandma's composition, there should be no less than 600 words, and there should be a topic of teaching grandma Mandarin.

Some time ago, my aunt visited my grandmother's house and invited her to "Red Lantern" for dinner in a few days. When grandma heard this, she quickly said, "I see. Here's the muddy lantern." Grandma's voice fell, and everyone laughed in unison. Even the younger brother in grade one said, "Grandma's speech is really funny." At this time, grandma blushed and shook her head in shame and said, "People are old and can't change the word quarrying." On the side, I saw my grandmother like that and made up my mind to teach her Mandarin.

Every day after school, I finish my homework quickly and teach my grandmother to speak Mandarin. In order to give grandma confidence, I will teach her a few simple things first. The first one to teach grandma was "cabbage", which grandma always can't remember. The best one can only be described as "failure". After listening to it, I still patiently taught my grandmother over and over again, and she was also very serious. After repeated research, my grandmother finally got the word "cabbage" right. I jumped up happily and said to my grandmother, "Grandma, look, you have succeeded." After listening to my encouragement, grandma seems to be more confident.

Full of confidence, I taught my grandmother how to say "Hang the Red Lantern High". I found that when she said "red", her mouth became flat and she couldn't say it well. So, as soon as I rolled my eyes, I came up with a good idea: let grandma bring a mirror, put her mouth in an "O" shape in front of the mirror, and then pronounce it. At first, grandma was not used to it, and her mouth was always out of control. As soon as she pronounced it, her mouth was deformed. Grandma said anxiously, "forget it!" I'm not learning. It's too difficult! " I saw grandma give up and said, "no, grandma, you can't give up halfway." So, put your mouth in front of the mirror and read after me. Let's get started! " I saw grandma staring at the mirror, and her mouth was Zhang Kaicheng "O". I reminded grandma to keep her mouth shape when pronouncing, and finally grandma said "red" correctly. Grandma was so happy that in the next few days, grandma learned from me and spoke a lot of Mandarin.

Aunt came to pick up grandma at dinner that day. When grandma went out, she said loudly to everyone, "Let's go to the red lantern!" " "All the people present, first a surprised, then clap your hands and say grandma's Mandarin is very standard. Grandma smiled and said, "My grandson Rui Rui taught me this. "I listened, but my heart was full of joy.

4. My grandmother wants to write 600 words about her manners, language, movements and characteristics.

My grandmother is sixty-three, with black hair and kind eyes.

Grandma cares about me very much. Once, my parents were on duty, and my grandmother had to take care of me alone. After cooking dinner, she can't stop, teaching me to do my homework, cleaning, buying medicine for my grandfather … At night, she doesn't rest until after ten o'clock.

Once, I didn't even get 90 points in the math exam. I'm moping in my room, and my mouth is sticking up. Grandma knew, and quickly came to my room and said to me, "Jiajia, it doesn't matter if you don't do well in this exam." Try harder next time. Anyway, I just learned your lesson. " ... said a lot of things to comfort me. From then on, I learned my lesson and did well in the exam every time.

Every time I celebrate my birthday, she always cooks more than a dozen bowls of my favorite dishes and congratulates me with a smile: "Jia Jia, do you like it?" I wish you academic progress, health and happiness! "Put all my favorite dishes in my bowl and pile them up like hills ...

Grandma also knows that I love cleanliness, but I have a lot of homework and play the piano, so I don't have time to tidy my room. Grandma helps me clean up every week, wiping the desk lamp spotlessly, folding the quilt neatly on the bed, mopping the floor cleanly, and putting my favorite handicrafts on the desk … Whenever I see these, I know that it took my grandmother a long time to clean up, and all this time was taken out … Thinking about it, tears swirled in my eyes.

I had a fever and lost my appetite. Grandma cooked a bowl of hot porridge in front of me, and my illness was cured under such careful care. However, grandma lost a lot of weight and her eyes were bloodshot. Seeing this, I can't help but freeze again.

I have a caring and kind grandmother who feels very happy. I am extremely proud of having such a grandmother.

5. the composition "the pet story of people around you" "you are disobedient and called you several times. You haven't come to dinner yet, and the food is cold! " I was wondering how to write this composition when grandma's urging came unexpectedly.

I immediately replied, "Oh, here I am!" After I finished speaking, I ran barefoot to the table. "Slippers how all * * * ran out? You are not obedient! " , the somebody else all say eyesight fails, look! My grandmother's eyes are sharp. No, she caught me red-handed.

"You ah, love a cold at an early age, a cold will have a fever. Do you remember? When you were a child, you were very ill. In order to cure your illness as soon as possible, grandma knelt down to the doctor! " I wolfed down my job in order to catch up with my composition.

"You this what ah this not obedient," suddenly, grandma's chatterbox opened again, "look at you, can't you eat slowly? The chin is like a sieve, and the rice spilled all over the table. Isn't that a waste? Grandma is a child and her family is poor. She can only eat porridge and pickles, unlike now ... ""Ouch! My good grandmother, why are you chanting again? Why don't I eat slowly? " Finally, after eating all the meals according to grandma's strict requirements, you can do your homework with peace of mind. Just when I was thinking like a spring, grandma's alarm sounded again: "Sit up straight and don't write on the table!" " Why don't you listen? Do I have to remind you every time I do my homework? Do you have to be a hunchbacked old man? "I immediately straightened up and sat down seriously.

However, those fleeting creative spirits have long since vanished. I had to put down my pen, look at the blue sky by the window, look at the long white clouds, and listen to the birds singing, hoping that they could help me find the poor inspiration that has gone beyond the cloud nine.

"You are dawdling again, you this what ah this not obedient? I told you to finish your composition quickly and then go to play. Why not listen? " Grandma saw that I didn't write, so she hurried to work again. I really can't escape grandma's rambling, so I can only tell her honestly: "My good grandma, I'm writing a composition-"Grandma's Spell ".Will you stop interrupting my train of thought?" "ah? Write a spell about me? What's the mantra? Are they all written into the composition? " Grandma was slightly surprised and dubious. "My little ancestor, tell me quickly."

I can't beat my grandmother, so I have to confess: "It's what you often say,' You are so disobedient!'" Grandma smiled and said, "Oh, what's wrong with this spell?" ? Then I won't say it in the future! "Listen, grandma deserves to be grandma. If she makes a mistake, she will correct it. She is very generous. Grandma's mantra is really never tired of hearing it. It is full of grandma's infinite care, cordial care and deep love for me! It accompanied me, accompanied me to grow up and made me feel happy and warm.

6. Write my grandmother's composition in the countryside in 600 words. My grandmother's home is in the countryside, and my parents will take me to her home every Sunday.

There is a vegetable garden next to my grandmother's house. Grandma planted all kinds of fruits and vegetables, including tomatoes, cucumbers, figs, vegetables, pumpkins … real green vegetables. In grandma's garage, there are some hens laying eggs. When no one is around, I often see them striding around. If someone walks in, these sensitive hens will immediately return to their places, and they will raise their heads and sing a few times from time to time, as if to show that the environment here is suitable for them.

On the spacious tractor road next to the house, you can often see a group of children playing, tumbling, wrestling, pushing carts and building houses ... these are the themes of farmers' children's games.

The endless fields near grandma's house have different scenery in four seasons, especially in autumn. Every autumn, the rice fields are golden, and when the wind blows, rows of rice ears set off waves like beautiful girls dancing in the wind; Mr. Corn also involuntarily poked his head out, and they also came to the "performance field" with Miss Corn to seriously rehearse Latin dance; Even the radish flower that has been sleeping is learning to dance slowly with the beat of the wind ... "Huhuhu", the wind is beating the rhythm, as if playing a harvest movement.

I like grandma's house in the country. Although there are no wide roads and modern shopping malls here, the scenery in the countryside is so pleasant and the children in the countryside are so carefree, which really makes me envy those who stay in the county. They lived a happy childhood of their own.

7. Grandma, listen to me. Grandma, there's one thing I've kept in my heart for a long time. Today, I will take this exercise opportunity to tell you.

Grandma, there's one thing I've kept in my heart for a long time. Today, grandma, there is one thing that I have buried in my heart for a long time. Today, I will take this exercise opportunity to tell you. Grandma, you remember the winter the year before last. That year, grandpa was ill. During this period, you cooked some fish and chicken at home every day. One day, you were in the kitchen as usual, and I watched. I saw your favorite fish for grandpa, which is also my favorite. I saw you cook the fish and put the ham sausage on the edge of the plate, which made my mouth water and I couldn't wait to eat it at once. I think: I'll eat fish after you leave. Although I know that fish is for grandpa, I am still controlled by bad thoughts. After you left, I picked up chopsticks to eat fish and said to myself, "Eat, eat quickly, but I just won't say anything." But think about it: no, this is for grandpa. However, drooling finally defeated filial piety. I wolfed down the fish and ate three or five slices of ham.

When you came back, you found that the fish was gone. You asked me who ate the fish. I think I have to find a reason quickly. At this time, I saw the big cat running next door and lied that it was eaten by the big cat. You taught the big cat a good lesson. Then I cooked chicken stew.

Grandma, every time I go back to my hometown and see you and the big cat, I think of these and feel very guilty. I really want to find a hole in the ground to get in.

Grandma, I'm sorry! I will definitely get rid of the bad habit of lying and be an honest boy in the future.

8. Ask for an imitation composition (600 words). Lonely moon in the air, lotus in the water and plum in the corner. ? Lightness is an open-minded mind and a feeling born from dust. ? The taste is light, and the taste is "the heart is as wide as the sun and the moon", "the lonely moon wheel in the sky" and "building a house is human, but there are no horses and chariots". ?

Light is the tranquility of "moonlight in the pine forest, crystal stone in the stream", the idyllic leisure of "cold moon in the willow shadow, a few piccolo", the swimming of Zhuang Zhou, the rambling of Ji Kang, and the beautiful wife and crane of Lin Hejing. ?

I like to be close to nature, listen to the sounds of nature, feel the feelings of heaven and earth, stand by the lake, listen to the clear spring of the mountain stream, watch the butterfly dance among flowers, watch the cycle of the four seasons, enjoy the light life, enjoy the company of white clouds and cool breeze, be friends with the phoenix tree, and walk with the small bridge. ? The prosperity of the world has blurred the eyes of too many people, but in fact, we can't blame others. Looking at the flowers in the fog and the moon in the water, can you explain the vagaries of this world? So they were disappointed, miserable and unable to extricate themselves. At this time, I just want to say to such a person: why don't you read the light and taste her charm, so that you won't be so depressed. ? If you are friendly with your friends, you can get rid of the thunderbolt, live under the cross gate, listen to the sound of silk and bamboo, touch your pillow and be an idle person in the world. If you are a light friend, you can stand still in the courtyard and look at the Leng Yue outside the window. It feels clear and bright, but it is not desolate. Listen to the chirping of autumn insects outside the wall, which only means being close, but not feeling bleak. Make friends with lightness, and you can live a quiet life in your heart. Watching the flowers bloom and fall in front of the court, watching the clouds rolling in the sky, being shocked and unwilling to stay. ?

Taste is light, we should understand that real light is not indifference, passivity, affectation or deliberate carving. It is leisurely, unpretentious, with breathtaking power but not wanton publicity. It is a confession in the depths of the soul, an emotional accumulation, a blend of body and mind and nature, a feeling of returning to nature, and a state of mind of returning to nature. ?

Read the lightness and the true meaning of life. ? Read the feeling of lightness, the rhyme of lightness, and the realm of lightness. ? Light taste, high quality, infinite heaven and earth.

9. Imitate the composition of brush Li 600-word brush Li

Everyone on the dock is playing hardball. Craftsmen rely on their hands to have unique skills. Have unique skills, eat meat, light cigarettes, and stand in the middle of the street; Incompetent, vegetarian, depressed, stand aside. Who didn't make this set? It's a living method on the dock. The attention of singing a big drama broke into Tianjin pier. Tianjin people are fascinated by and understand opera, with sharp eyes and sharp ears. The play was well sung and the audience applauded. Like meeting the emperor, many famous actors sang red and purple in Tianjin. But if it's normal, there's nowhere to go, and singing will be ruined. There must be a pee under it, the tea bowl will not be thrown up, and the tea will be covered with robes and beards. There is no better place to see a play than Tianjin. Don't say bad, but also cultivate a lot of capable people. In all walks of life, there are several living immortals who are good at keeping the sky. Brick carving Liu, clay figurine Zhang, kite Wei, machine king, brush Li, etc. Tianjin people like to associate the surnames of such people with the businesses they are good at. The name is long, but no one knows it. This is the only nickname, loud and clear on the dock.

Brush Li is a master of a construction factory on Hebei Avenue. Just draw one line and do nothing else. If he draws a room for you, don't leave it in the room. Sitting alone will be as beautiful as ascending to heaven. The most amazing thing is that he will wear a black suit when brushing the pulp, and there will be no white spots on his body after finishing the work. Do not believe! He also made a rule for himself that as long as there are white spots on his body, white brushes don't cost money. If he doesn't have this ability, won't he be hungry all the time?

But this is a legend. People don't believe everything Those who have never seen it don't believe it, and the industry is angry and doesn't believe it.

One day this year, Li accepted an apprentice named Cao. At the beginning, an apprentice always served tea, lit cigarettes and followed * * * with something on his back. Of course, I have long heard of Master Cao's unique skills, and I have always been dubious. This time, he must see for himself.

On that day, I went out to work with my master for the first time and went to Workshop South Road in British Concession to brush mud for Li Xinjian's villa. When I got there, I chatted with the person in charge and realized that the master was full of demeanor. According to his rules, only one room can be painted a day. This building is the size of nine rooms, and it takes nine days to paint. Before going to work, he opened a small square bag with him. Sure enough, he was wearing black trousers and a pair of black shoes. Put on this black, and you will compete with a bucket of white pulp on the ground.

A room, a roof, four walls, first paint the roof and then paint the walls. It's particularly difficult to brush. Who can't drop a drop when the brush dipped in thin powder slurry goes up at once? If you drop it, it will definitely fall on you. You can brush the plum in one fell swoop, just like you didn't dip it in the pulp. But when the brush crosses the roof, it is even and solid, white, bright and refreshing. Some people say that this dipping technology is very clever, and some people say that the ingredients for sizing have a secret recipe. Where did Cao Can San Xiao tell you? I saw the master's arm swinging leisurely, swinging leisurely, and a good game was accompanied by drums and piano sounds. Every time you wave the brush, the long brush with pulp makes a clicking sound on the wall, which is very nice. In the crackling sound, the walls are seamlessly connected, and the wall brushed in the past really seems to open a white barrier. However, Cao is most concerned about whether there are white spots on the brush.

Li shuagong has a rule. After painting a wall, you should sit on the stool for a while, smoke a pack of cigarettes, drink a bowl of tea, and then paint the next wall. At this moment, Cao took advantage of the opportunity to pour water and light a cigarette for the master, and carefully searched the whole body of brush Li with his eyes. After painting every wall, he searched again. I cann't believe I didn't even find a sesame-sized powder spot. He really feels that this black dress has a sacred majesty.

However, when Li sat down after painting the last wall and Cao lit his cigarette, he saw a white spot on his trousers, the size of a soybean. Black in white is more striking than white in black. It's over! Master revealed that he was not a fairy, and the mountain-like image in the past collapsed. But he was afraid of the embarrassment of Master, and he dared not say or look at it, but he couldn't help but look at it.

At this time, Li, who was brushing, suddenly said to him, "Little Three, have you seen the white spots on my pants?" . You think the master's ability is fake and his reputation is deceptive, right? Silly boy, you take a closer look-"

Li's fingers brushed his trousers and gently lifted them up. The white spot disappeared immediately, and then when he let go, the white spot appeared again. Strange! He put his face together and looked at it again. That white spot turned out to be a small hole! I accidentally caught fire while smoking just now. The white underwear inside comes out of the small hole and looks exactly like the white spots falling from the starch paste!

Brush Li looked at Cao's puzzled look and smiled: "Learn your skills well!" On the first day of Cao's career, I'm afraid others may not understand it all their lives.