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Let's talk after 00.

1, men stand up straight, don't get down, it's not easy to wipe tears. 2, the beauty of a gentleman as an adult, the love of a villain, and the love of a bitch.

3. I have no advantage. The best thing is that I am a good person.

4. It is not a hero who is not grinded by the sky, but a mediocrity who is not jealous.

5. All gold will shine, not to mention that I am a diamond.

6, look at people not to force, look at people to force!

7. Is there such a person that a short message can make you smile?

8. Me: Play rogue, have a rogue character; If you are crazy, you must have a neurotic temperament; If you harm others, you will harm their abilities.

9. See that you have joys and sorrows, and that your friends have ups and downs.

10, one day you will find that I can't be replaced by anyone.

1 1, stand up bravely and face all your lies. Don't let me cover up all your lies!

12. If you dare to step on my head today, I will dare to step on your grave tomorrow.

13, even if no one loves me, I can still live very chic alone.

14, those who betray me, I will make your life hell.

15, every present is our future memory. Every time is our present memory.

16 friend, I don't mind at all if you betray me. My harvest is to see you clearly.

17, there is an uninhabited island in my heart, where there are white roses with memories.

18, don't try to guess my appearance, because people are sinister and I can be ever-changing.

19, please take your high-profile love and get out of my sight.

20. Love is the tacit understanding between heart and heart, and it is the feeling that two young people have no guess. Love is a partner who shares joys and sorrows, and it is a happiness that grows old together.

2 1. You have your society and I have my team.

Please remember: First, I am always right. Second, if I am wrong, please refer to the first one.

23. The highest state of a friend is that you are gay in the eyes of others.

24. If you can't change the length of life, try to change the concentration of life.

25. It is a real man who can not play games for his wife. Thank you, my love.

I don't expect you to say forever. I just hope we can go further.

27. Look up gently with tears, looking for the eye that belongs to him.

28, sharing weal and woe is a wife, eating, drinking and calling for goods.

29, people can't always be lazy, lazy for a long time, ability can easily become waste.

30. If you give up, you shouldn't regret it. You shouldn't remember it if you lose it.

3 1. When I grow up, I will make a movie "The Girl We Haven't Chased in Those Years" to see if it will catch fire.

32. Despair in life is just to add a little hope in despair and become more desperate.

33. There are some difficulties. Facing it is uphill direction, avoiding it is downhill direction.

I don't love you, but my love.

Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no choice but to grow old together.

36, girlfriend and boyfriend. This is a sad story.

37. Nothing lasts a lifetime except breathing.

38. There was a power failure. I called my brother to complain that he was not online. My brother said a gorgeous sentence: I just know to watch TV online.

39, I don't know why, I just like my brother's woman!

40. There are no inseparable couples, only mistresses who don't work hard.

4 1, all rain and strong winds that are not aimed at cooling down are hooligans.

42. Maybe you are really good, but I may not respect you.

43. I hate my China quality and China education. I hate myself.

44. Please make a detour for all ambiguous feelings. It's not that I'm arrogant, but that you don't understand the sad mood.

45. How classic it is now and how thrilling it used to be.

46. If love continues, can you and I hold hands and hold the temperature of love tightly?

47. I don't want you to return my heart, nor do I want you to pay for my pain. I don't want you to bear the pain and stop your tears.

48. It was women who taught me how to grow up.

49. Life grinds us around and makes us roll further.

50. Don't regret, the road is your own choice, and what you have passed and missed is your own will.

5 1, your world has nothing to do with me, my world is only worth seeing.

They are all laughing, but I'm not laughing.

53. If you don't have a handsome appearance, be a schoolmaster.

54. I left quietly, just as I came gently. Wave a bill without taking away a diamond.

55. The sadder you are, the more you listen to love songs. That's called fighting poison with poison.

56. Don't make a promise when you are happy, because it is easy to get carried away when you are happy.

I can't give you the world, but I can give you my world. As long as you need it.

You stay away from me, I can't see all of you.

59. Even if you are already taken, I will use flowers instead of trees.

60. I treat you like a human being. What can I do if you don't treat yourself like a human being?

6 1, I really want to chat with you, but you don't call me, and I don't want to bother you all the time.

62. I love you, which is pure fiction. If there are similarities, it is purely coincidental.

63. When thoughts become crowded, hugs become a thing of the past.

No matter how far and wide the road is, it will be safe as long as I lead it.

65. I come from the earth. Don't talk to me about Mars.

66. When the weather is hot, there won't be enough pants to change.

The biggest advantage of maturity is that you don't want what you didn't get before.

We can turn back, but we don't have to.

69. The seas run dry and the rocks crumble. Those sweet words might as well say "Let's get married".

Every time I miss a girl, I put a brick on the ground, so there is the Great Wall.

7 1, you are in my special attention, but not in my recent visitors.

72. I am not arrogant, but I can't learn to be a gentle lady. That's all.

73. When we break up, don't tell me that we are not suitable. I'm a fucking Martian, not suitable for the earth.

74. Don't challenge my sister's skill with the speed of playing video.

75. I don't repeat the plays I played. I don't want the people I loved.

76. This guy is not very nice, but he is never rude.

77. Don't talk to my sister about feelings. It's not you that my sister doesn't want to talk about.

78. Nobody trusts anyone except RMB.

79. It has been imitated and never surpassed. There is only one reason for your failure, and that is to be my enemy.

If you can't accept the worst me, you don't deserve the best me.

8 1, first love is a small thing, but at that time, I thought it was bigger than the whole world.

82. If people don't commit crimes against me, I won't commit crimes. If people commit crimes against me, they will be courteous for three points. If people commit crimes against me again, they will give him a shot. If people still commit crimes against me, they will be exterminated!

83. The whole world can be yours, but you can only be mine.

84. When I saw your expression, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you!

85. If I die, my first sentence is: I don't have to be afraid of ghosts at last.

86. I've been looking for you bitch all my life.

87. Women are like clothes, but elder sister is something you can't wear.

88. After living for so long, who hasn't loved a few scum?

89. Women are like clothes, and brothers are like brothers. How to mend the broken clothes and how to connect the broken limbs?

There are so many songs in the world, but none of them can sing the twists and turns in my heart.

9 1, my future old mother-in-law, deliver the goods quickly.

Fall in love after 00

1, happiness does not depend on the external environment, it is determined by our mentality.

Dear, I will hold your hand tightly and accompany you to the end.

Don't let the wrong person take away your best side.

Disappeared in the fleeting time, it can only become a memory forever.

No matter how obvious my love is, I can't reveal my love for you. No matter how obvious the feelings are, they can't hide their feelings for me.

6. Why can't I say goodbye even if there is another woman in your arms?

7. Those who can't reach it are called distances, those who can't go back are called the past, and those who don't look back are called parting.

8. The ownership is all yours, and it's not up to you to decide whether to love or not.

9. Some injuries will never heal.

10. Later, I finally understood that promises that cannot be made have become shackles.

1 1. On rainy days, I like to hide in your arms, full of happiness.

12, please don't feel how unforgettable you are. I didn't pretend to laugh.

13, just plain, no doubt, draw a blue sky for yourself.

14, saying good night, turned around and had a good talk with someone.

15, I eloped with him to the ends of the earth, and our love was perfect.

16, if there is a sound of missing, may it not be a sad cry.

17, a kind of pain, not how to forget, but whether you have the courage to start over.

18, especially remember that we are all young, but now, we are all grown up.

19, if we had been brave together, would there have been a different ending?

20. Let's connect and protect our exclusive memories. We agreed to protect our exclusive memory.

2 1, there is a person in my life who makes me feel better and has the impulse to make me worse.

22. Love is like multiplication, one of which is zero, and the result is always zero.

23. Loving you is the most persevering thing I have ever done. You are my past, but you will not be the rest of my life.

24. There is no homosexuality, heterosexuality, bisexuality, sister-in-law love, teacher-student love, and so on. It's just that two people are in love, that's all.

25. In this life, there is always someone who is always giving you a hard time, but you really want to live with him.

26. The light can be repaired when it is broken, and the bread can be bought when it is gone. I just hope you don't leave when you come.

27. Since you have chosen, you must stick to it. Never give up, never give up.

28. Everyone wants the people they love to be happy. I am no exception.

29. In fact, there is nothing I can't let go of, but I will feel sorry and pay so much affection. If I say no, it's gone.

30. I am a little happy when I miss you, and a little sad when I miss you.

3 1, people are actually quite contradictory. I always want to be understood, but I am afraid of being seen through by others.

32. Loneliness means that there is no one in your heart. Loneliness is when someone in your heart is not around.

33. Do you know that my heart hurts like being buried alive?

34. Really falling in love with someone is like being addicted to drugs, which you can't stop, change or forget.

35. Old love vows are like a slap in the face. When you remember a sentence, you will get a slap in the face.

36. A rational person may look like a madman when he is in love, but he will never look like a fool.

37. Happiness is not because you have more, but because you care less.

38. If I don't let go, you will be moved or blame me many years later.

39. People who love you will eventually care about everything and forgive everything. This is not a natural good temper, just don't want to lose you.

40. I once said that I would stay with you for a long time, only to find that you are far away from me.

4 1, every reserved and calm present has a silly and naive past.

42. Actually, I want to say that you will leave me one day. At that time, I will be sad, but I will also be brave.

43. If you dare to find a woman outside, I'll shoot you! If I dare to find a woman outside, you will shoot me!

44. I have obsessive-compulsive disorder. As soon as I get the courier, I will open it. As soon as the alarm clock rings, I will press it. As soon as the snacks are opened, I will eat them. I laugh as soon as you appear.

45. It is said that the night here is beautiful, but I only feel a touch of sadness!

46. We are giving up and whitewashing our memories, thinking that we can disguise innocence and beauty.

47. Love is a dream, but some people always oversleep.

48. Many people caught my eye, but only you caught my heart.

There are so many dazzling people, only you shine on me.

50. The person who laughs with you is in love with you if he is not stupid.

5 1, the lover you can't get is always the wind, and you will leave after a thousand times.

If you can't be nice to me all your life, please don't be nice to me, even for a second.

53. Don't trust your memory too much. People inside don't necessarily miss you that much.

54. In love, no one is right or wrong. Fate comes and goes like water, sometimes it comes and goes.

55. You send a message and I will continue to reply to you. Send a um and never come back. This is the difference between loving and being loved.

56. liking someone is a feeling, but not liking someone is a fact. The facts are easy to explain, but the feeling is unspeakable.

57. What I want most is love. It's not that I don't quarrel all my life, but that I can live a lifetime every time I quarrel.

58. I don't want the prodigal son to return. People who like me must be infatuated from the beginning.

59. Time caresses love. What else is worth looking forward to and reviewing?

60. Don't wait until I cry to know that I am sad, and don't wait until I disappear to know that I exist.

Talk about qq after 00.

1, get out of my world with your bitch, and I will make you shameless happiness. 2, forget the initial miss, we finally become strangers.

Only people with stories will like sad pen and ink.

The best respect for life is to spend time on meaningful things every day.

5, water, I will wait for you in the water; Fire, I will wait for you in the ashes.

6. I haven't planned to go back alive since I came out of my mother's stomach.

7. I don't know what love is. You and I are nothing.

8. I hate my brother. It doesn't matter, I don't mind. I don't live to please you.

9. The highest level of work is to watch others go to work and get their wages.

10, you must be happy to spit out before you can be worthy of my withdrawal.

1 1, you don't know your heat and cold, my heart will be very painful.

12, I am a classmate in a low-key middle school, a lonely department and a silent class! My name is emptiness.

13, it's much more convenient to find you after adding you to the blacklist. Don't worry. I still love you.

14, love me the most, hate me, don't be indifferent to me, at least let me know how I should treat you.

15, the beginning of life, love, always failure, do not understand love, please go away, afraid of injury, don't come, get up after injury, and come back when you meet love.

16, don't talk to me about your love, your love is nothing.

17, falling in love with you, like a moth, ready to burn everything from the beginning.

18, the biggest sorrow in life is to love someone who doesn't love you personally.

19, remember the mouths and faces of those who look down on you and regard them as strength.

I've been waiting for you, you know, but why didn't you take the initiative to find me?

2 1. My buddy eats vegetables every day, but he doesn't eat vegetables at all.

22. Please take my ashes. If you meet a bad person, let me protect you for the last time!

23, take out the same fighting power as men and fight with this pitted world.

24. Just because I don't cry doesn't mean there are no tears in my heart. Just because I'm strong doesn't mean nothing happened.

25. After this village, there is this store, because it is a branch.

26. Only when it affects my dream will my heart be truly moved.

27. In the world, everyone is cheap, but in different ways.

28. I also want to find a warm person for life, even if that person is not you, even if I don't love him.

29. Living like a queen can attract a king.

No wonder I didn't save any money this year. It turned out that I bought the wrong wallet.

3 1, be the air around you, stay with you forever, be the air around you, and be the person you can't live without.

32. I am calm. If you are willing to hurt, you will hurt.

33. We will never be apart. We can be with strangers all our lives.

34. No brother can think of it, only a brother can do it.

35. In my world, you are a supporting role!

Don't call me arrogant, I refuse to deal with animals!

37. I am not a casual person. I'm not just anyone.

38. If a tree has no skin, it will die! People have no face and the world is invincible! That means you!

39. After you left, I cried heartbreakingly. I won't sell this pig.

40. Sometimes if you take the initiative for a long time, you will get bored slowly.

4 1, give me a fulcrum and I can hold up a sky for you.

42. I am silly to live in our memories, constantly remembering your sky and mine.

43. You can drive a Land Rover only if you eat hard, and you can drive a Li Xia only if you don't work hard.

44. A camel won't cry because it knows the value of water. I won't cry because I know the hypocrisy of love.

45. Don't trust others to speak ill of your friend. If you do, what kind of friend are you!

46. I was born without thorns. If you know I'm bad, don't touch it.

47. Sometimes it's not distrust, just because you care more than others and are more afraid of losing.

48. The garden can't be closed in spring. I'm pulling apricots from the wall.

49. The boy in my memory. Reach out and embrace the whole world.

50. Losing weight is not so easy. Every piece of meat has its temper.

5 1, time is changing and people are changing. Some things, no matter how hard we try, can't go back.

Sometimes I don't want to see his past, because I'm afraid he never gave me deep feelings.

53. When you fall asleep, you fall asleep with ideals and saliva.

54, often under pressure, indicating that you have a goal; Often encounter resistance, indicating that you are moving forward.

55. The biggest revenge for you is to live happier than you.

56, the mood is very agitated, and the back is very helpless.

57. If you get married, don't marry anyone else, and don't marry me.

58. Wear mink with a bag and hug your little sister.

59. Do you know what is most irritating? This is not casting pearls before swine, this is a group of cows playing with coins for you!

60. The mood of going to work is heavier than going to the grave.

6 1, I've been waiting until someone can replace you.

62. Maruko said: It is better to go back to sleep than to celebrate other people's festivals.

You don't have to be my friend, but how long can you be my enemy?

64. People who regret the past and are uneasy about the future are wasting the present.

65. I am the key and you are the lock. You'll never leave without me unlocking the lock.

66. What can I do? I want to find a small four to ruin your life with a small three.

I hope you love me and I will accompany you. Oh, I hope I will love you and you will accompany me.

I really want to ask you, pointing to your heart, if I leave you, will it hurt here?

69. In the dream, many people are laughing and their faces are full of bright happiness.

70. Your smile explains eternity, and no one can imitate it.

7 1, I am not a diamond, but I am the light you can't afford.

72. Give birth to a handsome and lovely doll in the future and let her husband take him to see the world.

73. Dreams are full of flowers and beautiful concubines; The strings of learning the piano in the pavilion are broken, which is endless and desolate.

74. Never fall in love because of loneliness.

75. Everyone only looked at whether Cinderella's feet fit, but no one asked her if she would.

76. The cleverest primitive art is to cast a white eye on the secular world and go with the flow.

77. Don't judge others casually. Their experience is just what you haven't experienced.

78. I am neither a hero nor a hero. I am an ordinary rascal.

79. I am not as nostalgic as you think, and you are not worth my nostalgia.

I don't mind at all if you hate me. I don't live to please you.

8 1, sunflower, a flower grinning at the sun.

82. I can give you enough face and slap your mouth!

83. Only with the truest people can you meet the most likely people.

84. I really can't do it. I don't have the courage to put your QQ on my friends list. I'm scared. I was scared to death.

85. Ask your brother how long it will take and how long his heartbeat will last.

86. I never dreamed of your face when you were nice to her.

87. You and me, missing is missing. I never miss what I have lost.

88. After a day and a night's sleep at home, her dream was full of her shadow.

89. I poured out my bitterness in confusion, but I couldn't find the center. Why am I suffering?

90. Keep your mouth shut and your heart alone in the group. Self-cultivation is the most important thing, and being cautious is the first thing you get involved in.

9 1, my goal is to search my personal data on Baidu.

92. There are some things we can't do but let nature take its course.

93. If you want to be happier, your heart should be simpler. If you want to be free and easy, you must ask for a simpler life.

94. Only oneself know whether it hurts or not, and only oneself understand whether it has changed or not.

95. It snowed quietly. I reached out and caught it. It fell into my palm and melted.

96. When you go out, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of roads.

Talk about the encyclopedia after 00.

00, and then talk about Daquan 1. Although the bird is small, it plays all over the sky.

2. What do you regret? After all, I have never been brave.

3, things are satisfied with their hearts, and people are complacent.

4. Perfect happiness always needs two people to strive for.

You said goodbye indifferently, but we never met again.

6. I am not a gentle person, but I have done everything gentle for you.

7. I will only remember people who have always loved me?

8. I can't give you a discount no matter how cheap mine is.

I would rather regret it than miss it.

10, why do you want to take some people and things so seriously?

1 1, always say the most unwilling words with the most indifferent attitude.

12, how can I explain your appearance and your heart?

13, eating up and using up health, gambling and whoring are all dead ends.

14, any restriction comes from your own heart.

15, I have to give up in order to protect the people I love from harm.

16, you can make me sad, but don't let me give up!

17, yes, I just like you, so much so that I'm afraid.

18, love is, let people think, and then spend a lifetime to forget.

19, happiness is to walk hand in hand to the end of life.

20. Half piano music has been played for a lifetime, and the flute has been lingering and sighing for a lifetime.

2 1, that's what women do. They suffer until the end and don't know how to turn back.

22, laugh, I am still silly, waiting for an impossible dream.

23, a person's world, in addition to arms and air to embrace yourself.

24. Maybe it's more decisive to leave you with tenderness now.

25. I don't have enough strength to confront all the mistakes I have made.

God is fair, but some people have to wait to get it.

27. Time is a never-ending plot. The more you fear it, the more cunning it becomes.

28. We always like to cry in other people's stories.

29. Those pains, like dandelions scattered by the wind, are gone forever.

30. Two people who used to be very close have become far away, even farther away than before.

3 1. Maybe time is an antidote, a poison that I am taking now.

32. As long as I can see your face every day, let me roll in the abyss.

I am not greedy. There is only one small wish: I will always have you in my life.

34. My heart is tired to a certain extent, and I don't even have the strength to be angry and care.

I know something heartbreaking, but I don't want to say it because I'm afraid of losing it.

36. These years, those things, now, I always go alone.

37. Since you appeared, I know that it is so beautiful to be loved.

38. People are always contradictory, eager to understand and afraid of being seen through.

In the face of facts, the more developed your imagination is, the more disastrous the consequences will be.

40. Love is not only walking side by side under the mountain, but also walking hand in hand in the rain.

4 1, I don't expect how important I am to you, I just hope you have me in your heart.

42. When the whole world makes an appointment to rain together, let's make an appointment to clear up our hearts together.

43. If the previous love was not love, then I don't know what it was.

44. Who ever found my world as beautiful as a dream, but it backfired.

45. Explain happiness with your mouth, soothe wounds with your hands, and feel happiness with your heart.

The happiest thing is that someone will squeeze toothpaste for you in the blink of an eye.

47. Youth is a book that cannot be closed, and life is a road that cannot be turned back.

48. There are no eternal friends and enemies, only eternal interests.

49. Smile at life and never complain. Leisure, carefree, casual, casual.

50. The greatest advantage of maturity is that you don't want what you couldn't get before.

5 1. Why does it take two people's consent to like someone, but only 1 person to break up?

If there is an afterlife, I will definitely become nervous, because if I leave, you will be brain-dead.

No matter how much you hate your school, you will miss it after leaving for a long time.

54. Dare not say, can only rot in my heart; People who can't love can only take it to heart.

55. Aesthetics The summer of planting sunflowers is a romantic season for you and Russia.

56. Trust does not mean that there is no misunderstanding, but it always gives the other party a chance to explain the misunderstanding clearly.

Although I can't satisfy your greatest material life, I can satisfy you with my heart.

58. Make the choice you want. Because this is the best way, I won't regret it.

59. We will cry in the wind and run in the rain. The best feeling is to find a partner who can talk.

60. Time will slowly precipitate, and some people will gradually blur in your heart. Learn to let go, your happiness needs to be realized by yourself. .

6 1, I know those tears are ridiculous when I look back; But I don't know that when I look back, those laughter can also make me cry.

62. You are like milk in my mouth. I am thirsty, hungry, sleepy and tired, but you can't help me. You only moistened me for a while.

If I hadn't met you that day, if I had lost my memory that day, I wouldn't be in such a mess.

64. Don't dwell on the same problem. Don't put all your feelings on one person. You have your parents and other friends.

65. I have been walking alone. Even if all the stars around me have disappeared, I dare not look back, for fear that I really have no eyes to give up.

The whole world can be yours, but you can only be mine. The whole world can betray me, only you can't, because you are Gu Yuan.

Just let it be, don't think too much, life goes on, and there are many troubles every day. Don't bring too much emotion into your ordinary life.

68. Love is tolerance rather than indulgence, love is care rather than doting, love is mutual blending rather than unrequited love, and love is all-inclusive rather than all-sweet.

69. I want to talk about an open love. Parents agree that relatives know the love blessed by friends. If possible, talk once, or don't start, or for life.

70. Since when have I been unable to sleep in the middle of the night and played with my mobile phone to fill that void? When we are used to invisibility, when we are used to silence, it is to avoid disappointment.

7 1, pain and sadness will only break your heart in vain, but it will not help. The important thing is that you must live well and make your life valuable and meaningful.

72. We can never leave, but we must cherish each other. It is not necessarily icing on the cake, but it must be a timely help; You don't have to contact often, but you must always care!

73. Love is like a watch. If it is not injured, it will stop. Marriage is like a clock. Besides winding it, it has to endure the bell every hour!

74. When we spend this life, we are constantly throwing away all kinds of luggage along the way, but we must not lose the ability to be stupid to the end. Can prevent the soul from drying up.

75. Baiyun never promises its existence to the sky, and the scenery does not tell its eternity to the eyes. I don't have too many promises and sweet words, just because true love doesn't need too many words to express!

76. I look at you smiling, silent, proud and lost, just like now, so I am happy with you, and I am sad with you, but I have always stood in the present, and you will always stay in the past.

77. If you don't bother me with text messages, I will block you economically, isolate you politically, torture you mentally, physically destroy you, and abandon you in my life, but I think and think, but I still can't bear to part with you!

78. There is an emotion called soul mate, a persistence called perseverance, an unforgettable memory and a commitment called lifelong companionship. Having you on the road of life is not only the virtue of my last life, but also my luck in this life!

79. Because he is your favorite person, making her happy is the greatest happiness in her life, so you will continue to work hard for her happiness. There is no boundary between happiness and happiness. So your efforts will have no limit and will never stop.