Make fun of your fat circle of friends (5 sentences)

Make fun of my circle of friends who have gained weight (Part 1)

1. I drifted away and didn't look back on the way to getting fat. I was lying in bed eating chocolate at this time in the evening.

2. I hope everything is as simple as gaining weight.

3. For so many years, I have never found a washbasin bigger than my face.

4. I want to go home by the wind, but I'm afraid I won't be allowed to weigh.

5. I'm not fat, I'm cute.

6. I like people who are kind to me when I am fat, and I will definitely repay you when I am thin.

7. recently, all the fat meat has grown on my face and my fingers. how can I lose weight?

8. The angle of taking pictures is really important. You accidentally make yourself short and fat.

9. Actually, I kept it from everyone. I gained weight quietly. I couldn't accept it and couldn't sleep at night.

1. Many people who can't find a partner like to blame others, such as fat strange chefs and ugly strange hairdressers!

11. Fat people have one more defensive way to play basketball than ordinary people: breast defense

12. When they bite the muscles on the inside of their cheeks while eating, they suddenly realize whether their faces are fat.

13. I haven't even consumed the energy of a bowl of rice after walking 1 steps, and I feel fat again.

14. Your short is lifelong, but my fat is temporary.

15. I didn't like eating when I was a child, which led to being short now; Now I love eating, which leads to being fat and short.

16. Fat in vain, full of hope.

17. I feel as fat as a pig, eating more and more, completely out of control, and eating whatever I want! Make fun of your chubby circle of friends (Part II)

18. I've been living happily recently, and it's good to be carefree. I'm fat and a little scorpion girl, so come on!

19. Xiao Da, who says that he is not fat but has a fat face, is really cute and wants to bite MengMeng's bread face.

2. The naked eye can see the speed of gaining weight. Every time I go out to eat, I am too old to say that I am fat, which is too difficult.

21. Only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.

22. This is delicious, too. I want it, too. It's time to gain weight in the New Year, so sad.

23. The world is so big, I just want a relationship that I can rest assured and gain weight.

24. My dream at the moment. Is to become a popsicle. Hit those fat people who are worried.

25. For so many years, I haven't found a washbasin bigger than my face.

26. It is said that all fat papers have one thing in common, that is, they have all been touched by others. Have you ever been touched?

27. I can afford to play. I'm not so picky as thin people. I don't eat this or do that.

28. Look at you, plump and charming, with narrow eyes and phoenix eyes. How beautiful you are.

29. I have gained a few pounds recently, so I must refrain from eating salad in winter. It's really sad.

3. My beauty is said to be unworthy.

31. The meaning of being fat lies not in how much and what you eat, but in how you eat. Feel it.

32. The only reason I am fat is that my body is too small to accommodate my full personality.

33. What kind of mentality is it to order takeout in the middle of the night? Maybe it's because you don't think you are fat enough, so hold on to your fat.

34. I have a heart to lose weight, but I have a fat life. Make fun of your chubby circle of friends (Part 3)

35. With you, my heart can no longer hold others. After all, you have gained weight.

36. The child is getting fatter and cuter.

37. I accidentally gained another kilo and started eating grass next week. Look, everything is ready.

38. Only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.

39. if you are not careful, are you getting fat again! Try to squeeze out your double chin! Run for 4 minutes today!

4. If time is killing pigs, obesity is killing dragons!

41. After sitting for a month, I accidentally gained weight. Fat people don't deserve collarbone.

42. Fat women love to wear a dark green sweatshirt and pants. They stand there like a mailbox.

43. whether to eat or not, what to eat, and you will gain weight after eating.

44. The highest level of fat people is to wear school pants into jeans.

45. The word "losing weight" is quite distracting when it comes to wanting to be involved.

46. A fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, which is destined to be read all his life.

47. My face is fat for several times, and it is only when I look at my fat face that I am blessed. I strive to make my life more complete.

48. Don't tell me that I've gained weight. If you can, you can grow up to be 25!

49. Jesus! If you can't make me thinner! Just make my friends fat!

5. Being fat means being fat. It's all in vain to change your hair style. Talk about the humorous mood of teasing yourself about gaining weight

Talk about the humorous mood of teasing yourself about gaining weight (Part 1)

1. Since the weather is so cold, can you freeze my mouth, too, so I won't gain weight if I don't eat?

2. I drifted and didn't look back on the way to getting fat. I was lying in bed eating chocolate at this time of night.

3. The only way to resist the cold winter is to store fat, I mean I have gained weight again.

4. I don't think it's necessary to lose weight this year, because summer will not come, and it's time for heating for four months!

5. People are afraid of being famous and strong, while men are afraid of being poor and women are afraid of being fat.

6. The epidemic will soon be over, and I don't want to eat midnight snack and instant noodles any more. This trend of gaining weight is not optimistic.

7. My face has become a cake, but I still comfort myself. Hum, it's not that I've never lost weight.

8. Xiao Da, who says that he is not fat but has a fat face, is really cute and wants to bite MengMeng's bread face.

9. It's a good thing I ate myself fat before, or I felt that this demon wind blew me away in minutes, and I was tired after a short walk.

1. As the saying goes, you have to pay back sooner or later when you hang out. If you eat too much midnight snack, you will gain weight sooner or later.

11. Many people understand "be generous" as "be pregnant".

12. I'm still eating this thing at this hour. I may think I'm getting fat too slowly.

13. losing weight is always the second most important thing in life, and the first is to eat, drink and be good!

14. I will slap myself hard when I take toner every day! I hope I can shoot a little bit.

15. Many people who can't find a partner like to blame others, such as fat strange chefs and ugly strange hairdressers!

16. We agreed to lose weight. Forget it. You won't gain weight after a meal.

17. Recently, everyone said that I have gained weight. One told me to have a snack, and the other made me a snack every day. Talking about the humorous mood of poking fun at yourself for gaining weight (Part II)

18. The person you like is thinner than you, and the person you hate is thinner than you.

19. As long as you are thin, everything is versatile; if you are fat, everything is useless.

2. crying, my face is getting fatter and fatter, and my limbs are still too thin. is this the way to gain weight?

21. I used to be thin and I will be thin in the future, so I need to gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will not be complete.

22. I want to go home by the wind, but I'm afraid my weight is not allowed.

23. No matter how slow you run, you are always faster than those who are sitting on the sofa.

24. I don't know what possessed me, but I want to eat chocolate-flavored food. I really don't think I am fat enough.

25. I'm going to thin into a bolt of lightning to illuminate all the wretched fat people.

26. We are obese, obese with overnutrition. Eating less won't hurt!

27. Losing weight in summer is my sister's only goal! Funny me and my funny colleagues.

28. Didn't you just gain weight yesterday? How can you gain weight today!

29. At that time, Liang Qian was just like a sausage, covered in meat and tense. At the moment, like an air-dried sausage, it is dry without any water, and a layer of salt frost is also deposited on the casing.

3. people become fat in middle age, and when it comes to losing weight, it's the top priority!

31. For so many years, I haven't found a washbasin bigger than my face.

32. I can't see my feet with my head down ...

33. My beauty is said to be unworthy.

34. You are fatter than me, and you are worthy of it. Talking about the humorous mood of poking fun at oneself gaining weight (Part 3)

35. In this era of personality, I would rather be fat and exquisite. Don't be thin and alike.

36. I always feel particularly hungry recently. Then eat a lot. I thought I had gained weight.

37. Every fat person is a potential stock. You don't know how beautiful you are to lose weight. Let those who think you are fat and look down on you regret it.

38. You feed me and eat hard. Nobody wants you when you get fat. You are mine, and I want you.

39. I heard that being slightly fat is the best figure. Is it your dish? This is simply no one! I think it's all right!

4. In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more things to eat. If you get fat, it's yours

41. Being fat means being fat. It's all in vain to change your hair style.

42. You are short for life, but my weight is temporary.

43. I feel as fat as a pig, eating more and more, completely out of control, and eating whatever I want!

44. It's such a short distance that I can roll over it soon.

45. The meaning of being fat lies not in how much and what you eat, but in how you eat. Feel it.

46. I can afford to play. I'm not so picky as thin people. I don't eat this or do that.

47. At that time, when I took pictures, I always thought I was fat, and my waist was thick. Now I have developed feelings with this body fat.

48. Fat people are always updating their closets.

49. Fat women love to wear a dark green sweatshirt and pants. They stand there like a mailbox.

5. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you" but "you have lost weight". 1. This kind of weather is suitable for sitting on a hot kang eating melon seeds and playing cards, isn't it? I almost froze to death in this spring after surviving the winter ...

2. I almost brought salt for myself when I became a roasted pork belly.

3. Please put my servants in limbo, I can't stand it, it's too fucking hot!

4. The summer heat happens every year, so I ask the sky, why is it so hot this summer? Prevent heatstroke, have more leisure, and keep your heart. People have joys and sorrows, and there are four seasons, hot and cold, which is ancient and difficult. I hope good friends, happy years are sweet!

5. It's so hot recently that I didn't have a good meal.

6. I once threatened that I would rather die of heat than be frozen into a dog at a low temperature of zero. Until today, when I was heated into a dog, I realized that the beautiful promise was because I was too young.

7. When you go out, all you meet are acquaintances, the kind baked by the sun.

8. Count ten summer resorts around Chongqing for you: 1. Air-conditioned rooms. 2. Air-conditioned room. 3. Air-conditioned room. 4. Air-conditioned room. 5. Air-conditioned room. 6. Air-conditioned room. 7. Air-conditioned room. 8.

9. Bai Longma: In the past, the little dragon people in the sea were dying of sunburn. On the way to get the scriptures, the hoof faces west, and everywhere looks like a water dispenser.

1. One-week horoscope. Aries, Taurus and Gemini are prone to heatstroke this week; Cancer, Leo, Libra and Pisces should pay attention to heat protection; Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn and Aquarius try to avoid outdoor activities; Other constellations, whatever.

11. Some aunt: It's almost hot: I bought a basket of eggs and turned into a chicken when I got home!

12. Why do so many people say it's hot? . . Actually, it's okay. . . I always feel that the heat will get hotter and hotter. . . If you really can't do it, tell the person you like, and soon your heart will get cold.

13. Once upon a time, there was a child who went to school in Chongqing, and he was so hot when he slept with him.

14. Once upon a time, there was a child who went to school in Beijing, and he died of heat when he was on the street.

15. Now there are so many swindlers in the street, so you should be careful when you go out in the future. Today, a man in the street kept saying that it was hot and dead, and he was not dead after I followed him for three blocks.

16. The weather is hot, and it loses its hair badly. People wear the same clothes in spring, summer, autumn and winter, which is quite difficult for it.

17. Summer is coming, the weather is hot, and there are many girls, glistening thighs! However, although girls nowadays dress more dangerously than one, they look safer than one ... < P > 18. Because I use a little more water, it's just that it's hot to take a shower every day for no more than 15 minutes. It's really incomprehensible that my old man should call me "you don't know how expensive the rice is".

19. "Xiao Ming, please make a sentence with' innocence' ..." "It's really hot today!"

2. scorching: describes the intense sunshine in summer, which means extremely hot. Example: "The sun is burning like a fire, and the rice seedlings are half scorched." In this weather, there should be a bowl of hot laver and egg soup. I don't have it. I hope you can drink it.

22. I only need a pinch of cumin before the barbecue.

23. Protect yourself and love others, please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people ~

24. It's hot, and I can't eat much. Before I went out in the morning, I made buckwheat noodles and tempura in a hurry and took them to the company for my boyfriend's lunch [happy]. He said I was a talented little chef.

25. Knowledge is like underwear, which is invisible but important.

26. How to make a hot circle of friends today

27. It's hot, so take advantage of your indifference to avoid it.

28. It's 36 degrees today, and it's so hot that life is worse than death. But there is only one electric fan in my house. My mother took my only electric fan from the living room into my room. For so many years, my mother has always been like this. Every summer when it is the hottest, she will bring the electric fan into my room and let me use it alone, while she silently turns on the air conditioner in her room.

29. It is so hot that it is twisted.

3. The whole city is hot to death, people are embarrassed by the heat on the hot road, primitive people are hot to death, Carage becomes a dog, the summer to which we will eventually suffocate, China is hot to death, the attacking sun, If you give me a cool day, the air conditioner we chased together in those years, What about the good air conditioner, and the 11st hot death.