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Sentences made in Switzerland can't exceed ten words.

1. Paris has beautiful Eiffel Tower, Sydney has beautiful opera theater, Switzerland has beautiful Alps, Italy has beautiful Venice Water City, Thailand has beautiful temples, and New Zealand has beautiful natural scenery. ...

2. Today, I saw that Swiss banks no longer keep confidential information for customers! I'm really scared! So others will know that I have no savings at home or abroad.

When we arrived in Switzerland, we looked up and saw mountains all around us.

The most perfect life is to live in an English house, wear a Swiss watch, get an American salary, marry a Korean woman, fuck a Russian woman, drive a German car, drink French wine and hire a Filipino maid.

I wish God could give me a sign! For example, deposit a large sum of money in a Swiss bank in my name.

6. Try to avoid winter in Switzerland. Many cities are foggy, cold and rainy, and mountainous areas are often idyllic snow scenes on postcards.

Anyway, recently, after a group of Swiss scientists carefully examined the pants of the French emperor, it seems that the mystery has finally been revealed.

8. However, in other European countries except Germany and Switzerland, freight railway service can only be regarded as a chaotic situation of disintegration and loss-making operation.

9. For example, in the 1960s, the Swiss watch industry failed to correctly judge the development direction of the future watch market demand. Although the watch production technology was mastered very early, it failed to develop products in time and missed the opportunity, resulting in hundreds of watch factories being forced to close down in the 1970s.

10. However, the Swiss move is also a thorn in some places.

1 1. Skiing in Switzerland is a hot topic for tourists. The relationship between Switzerland and skiing is probably similar to that between Brazil and football, and between China and table tennis.

12. after all, globalization is unstoppable, so what is the harm of ministers leaving Switzerland?

13. The Swiss bank predicted its pre-tax profit in the first quarter earlier, and investors were angry at the huge losses caused before.

14. When Charles went skiing in Switzerland, Diana missed him very much.

15. My cousin sent a box of Swiss chocolates, saying it was a thousand miles goose feather. Please accept it.

16. For luxury cars, the snowy Swiss town of Davos is obviously too small to roam like a big city. Only here did her husband give up the car and choose to walk.

17. If this secret and unprincipled reputation is not groundless, Switzerland, a country with a quarter of the world's offshore funds, will be in big trouble.

18. As a rising star, South Korea may have reason to save some, but Switzerland's meanness is somewhat surprising.

19. As a rising star, South Korea's meanness is understandable, but Switzerland's meanness is unexpected.

20. After the inevitable depression in 2009, Swiss watch exports turned around and grew steadily in the first half of 20 10.