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How could I open my mouth? (willing to add 100 points)

I have experienced failure, and I have also summarized some of the conclusions and failures of others. I have summarized the following about chasing girls.

The following is of course just a draft of mine and has not been practiced yet. If you have a friend

who is in the early stages of a relationship with the opposite sex, or has a girl you like who is waiting to make a move, you can try

the following steps. Of course, you don’t need to be rigid, just pay attention. If there are results

please be sure to feedback them to me. I will continue to summarize so that I can finally summarize

a good specification and standard for talking about mm. Some optional implementation details. In this way, when talking about mm in the future,

you can do things according to the rules, so that you can get twice the result with half the effort and hit the target with every shot.

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Chasing the Little Red Book of M

----changetobad

bbs.whnet.edu.cn

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One. Two basic rules (keep them in mind):

1. People cherish things that are not easy to obtain more.

2. Women are emotional animals, they believe in feelings.

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Two. Learn two things (also helpful for creating society in the future):

1. Learn to shape your self-image.

2. Learn to say things that make you feel numb and nauseated.

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Three. Ultimate goal:

1. Chase mm.

2. Spend the least time, experience and money.

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Four. Steps

1. Select the target

As for the girl you choose, it depends on your preferences, but there are four points to be made here.

a. Remember one sentence, if you want to be friends, just go ahead and don’t think too much about what to say.

If you break up in the future, it will harm the other person. Never have this thought. You can imagine,

Who caused so many girls’ first love, and who did so many girls’ virginity

If you don’t do it, there will be others. Do it, besides, none of today’s girls are so conservative, they won’t give you the most precious thing until the bridal chamber. Which girl doesn't have serious love and play a few times before getting married? So, just talk if you want to, don't think too much, there will be

solutions for future matters in the future. If God really thinks you are worthy, you will want to be together for the rest of your life.

If it doesn’t work, come and go, and my sister won’t blame you.

Don’t miss the good time in college. When most people want to understand this truth, they are at the age when

they have to work hard for their career.

b. Don’t pursue someone who already has a boyfriend, because she may already have skin-to-skin contact with her boyfriend, because at this time, the girl has basically given her heart. , no matter how good your conditions are,

She has good thoughts about you in her heart, but she will also pay attention to what others think of her,

She doesn’t want others to say she is stupid. .

c. For those who are already in talks but have not yet confirmed the relationship.

Don't be soft, just do it when you need to. Don't feel bad just because someone is getting close to her. She hasn't admitted that he is her boyfriend yet, so of course there is no need for us to give him an advantage. title.

d. Be quick to act, so-called being the first to get there. If you get close to her, others will stay back and wait and see if they don't know the situation

. It's especially important not to compete with you, especially if the likely competitor is someone you know personally.

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2. First contact

a. Unexpected feeling

The woman is A perceptual animal who believes in feelings, fate, and loves fantasy.

Imagine that I can meet a handsome boy who is destined to be like the heroine in the movie or novel I have seen. Therefore, it is best to have a little surprise when you first meet. Feeling,

Here, don’t think this is fake, what if others find out, don’t be afraid, mm being chased by others is a thing that makes her happy, so even if Knowing it will not cause her to dislike you.

It may just make her feel defensive, which will hinder your future pursuits.

If you want to create an accident that is under your control, you must have control over the people and things involved in the accident

As the saying goes, only by knowing your enemy and yourself can you have the right target.

The first thing is to observe the rules of this mm's life and study, for example, where does she like to study by herself?

Which classroom does she like to go to, what canteen does she like to eat in, what kind of friends do she have, and what kind of friends do she usually like to have? There is some entertainment.

In short, you need to have an understanding of her living habits, and don’t follow her in a specific way.

Just pay more attention to her in normal times.

b. Pay attention to the first impression

People care about the first impression. If the first impression is bad, then the opinion of you in the future will be different.

It is more difficult to change. What I know is that when this happens, you must dress appropriately and cleanly.

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But don’t be too Contrived.

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3. Protracted War

After the first good impression, the next Get in touch with her.

If everything goes well, you can ask her out to watch a movie the second time. This is my first time watching a movie.

I suggest you choose some themes that both of you are interested in, can talk about together, and promote feelings.

As for the films about love and hate, that will come later. Very familiar watching. When we come back, we can walk together on the road

and maybe have something to drink together. When you leave, don't forget to leave a way for you to ask her out next time.

(1). Wait a minute

Okay, she should have a little feeling in her heart at this time, and I think you will

act again soon , you must also be very anxious in your heart, feeling that you can't wait to kiss her right away. Slow down, it will be cold for a few days at this time, but she is always thinking why she hasn't come to date me yet.

About five days, when she feels a little angry, you can go and date me. And

He said that he has been very busy with work or study recently and has no time, or that his wife has a project

He is rushing to work and cannot spare time (in fact, he may be playing games on the computer all day long) , watch the movie).

This not only allows her to have a little psychological victory (because although her prediction is a little late,

it is still correct and she gets pulled), but it can also increase your image value ( Let her think that you

are good. If you work so hard and study so hard, you will definitely have a future in the future, and you will also

be very attentive and dedicated to her).

(2). Continue

Okay, we can continue to communicate in the future. You can change the way of communication. At the same time

just pay attention to the following points. The process takes about a month and a half.

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Things to pay attention to during the whole process:

a. Self-image packaging

To shape the self-image, our final image should look like this:

Considerate, flexible, calm, quiet-spoken, and persistent in love.

As for other characteristics, you can consider them yourself. The following is a quote from a netizen,

"Just like men, when talking about women, they usually talk about their figures, but

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When girls talk about men, they mostly talk about how they feel in their hearts. Girls’ standards for looking at boys are also very periodic. When you are young, you may be a little naive if you like handsome boys. No matter how old you are, A little

I like people who are gentle, handsome and sweet-talking. When I am a little older, I like people who are meaningful. When I am a little older

I like people who are honest and reliable."

-- --seathree (eat one fish a day)

b. Often make her have unexpected feelings

Don't use this often, just do it occasionally. Accidents are a must,

but you have to control the unexpected results. It's best to be well-intentioned and for her own good.

This can increase your mystery and connotation in her heart, making her feel that you are not easy to see through

and often think about what kind of person you are. . The following paragraph also illustrates this point.

"Meeting each other every day will leave her with no time to even think about you. What kind of man is the most perfect? ??The one in a woman's mind when she is alone in bed at night Men are the most perfect

Don’t you want to be the perfect man all the time? "

----smartpigeon (PIGEON)

c."Don’t treat her like a perfect man. Live well"

Don't be nice to her, this is the most important thing. When most netizens talk about their experiences,

they make repeated statements, which shows how important this point is. As for the reason, let me quote a few paragraphs.

"Never be too nice to the other person, even though you may want to, but if you let her

feel that you have been trapped by her, trouble is likely to come to you. , although she will also

love you very much, but you are no longer "new" to her. At this time, she may inadvertently

be attracted to the new person. There is an impulse, after all, women are emotional.

The best measure is: let her

feel that she can touch it with her fingers, but the distance is so small that she can’t hold it firmly

:)”

----smartpigeon (PIGEON)

"Ask her out for dinner or after watching a movie. The most important thing is to suggest that if you have someone you like

After you meet someone, don’t show it too much, at least don’t show it in front of her

You like her so much, which will make your subsequent pursuit more difficult. You have to show your willingness

Perhaps it’s not appropriate to use one word to describe her expression, but let’s use it as: hard to get

For example, after you date her for the first time, it’s best to come back and call her at night. A phone call made her

remember the date until she fell asleep, and then finally stopped seeing each other for two days before dating again."

----monsoon (Crazy) (South China Net Kapok Station)

“When you like a girl, the more you love her, the less you can show it in front of her, especially before the relationship is established. Because human nature has a great weakness,

It is that it does not know how to cherish things that are too easy to obtain. In fact, when we talk about it,

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She took the initiative, because there was no hint from her to me, I have no intention of pursuing her. I

never thought of dating while I was studying. However, when she hinted at me

, I quickly fell into it. I open QQ every day and wait for her, and write her an email every night. The result of all my hard work is just one sentence: I have never had feelings for you

I have never had feelings between men and women. When I saw this sentence, I really felt extremely wronged.

"

-----wocao (Wocao's old man)

d. Say more considerate words

Say more considerate words, even if these words It makes you sick to your stomach. Have you seen the first time?

Cai Zichi also said something similar. What is forever, what is the end of time?

You are the treasure in my heart. .... If you want to swear, you can do it, but you must swear something that even a fool can't believe.

e. Remember to win over her.

Human beings are emotional animals, I don’t know mm, all people are like this.

Things that are determined can be transformed under specific conditions mm.

The opinion of a person is different. If everyone around her says that this person is good, then he is really good. So mm

Don’t offend the people around you, and There are many ways to build a good relationship. If

you and mm go shopping, the reporter will buy some more snacks, such as a big bag of oranges, melons and the like. , if possible, go to their dormitory with mm and take the opportunity to give these to others. If not, give them to mm, and she will give them to others, of course

If you ask me, I will, and mm will say, well, not only are you a good person, but mm also feels respectable

And the money is not much.

There are a few things to pay attention to here. Don't go too far with her friends, so that she can't figure out who you are chasing. If so, you will be disabled. When you are dating, don't date too many of them. Just focus on one person in particular, so that she can talk to you

more, and she can also keep you informed of her and your The situation around her. For example, mm’s preferences, whether mm has a new suitor, etc.

f. Don’t say I love you here. Don’t say these words during this stage.

"Don't say to her: I love you in the early stages of a relationship. It's better to say that I have good feelings for you.

It takes a little longer to say I like you and I'm here. On the third day after meeting her, he actually said those three words to her, which made her inexplicably surprised. Girls generally believe that loving someone takes time.

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----monsoon (Crazy) (South China Net Kapok Station)

g. A little more illusion

As the saying goes, you need seven inches to discount, and you need to be weak to hit someone. . Love illusion is a woman's weakness.

This is their weakness. Be sure to hit hard on this one.

“When chatting with her on the phone, there must be more relaxed topics than serious topics. It is best

The following emotional words appear from time to time: sea, grassland, dream, legend, etc. , she will feel happy chatting with you, which is both fantasy and reality, and interspersed with some sweet words or vows,

it will definitely make her feel like she drank the ecstasy soup. Sometimes you have to talk about serious topics.

Otherwise she will think that you have no brains, no ideas, and no future. These are all easy to handle. The principle is: no matter what you say, Don't let her understand it completely, let her understand it at most 80% (in fact, you may not even know what you are talking about). In this way, a profound Mo

The glorious image of the test is created! "

----smartpigeon (pigeon)

h. Have confidence

Talk about the working relationship between mm and Zhao! It's a bit the same, you just want to make the other person feel that you are really good and that you are a suitable person for her.

“In front of the girl you like, you must show confidence, no matter how unhandsome you are,

how poor, how boring, how introverted, don’t show it in front of her Come out, let alone have the idea of ??inferiority. In the past, I always thought that this was a bit despicable, deliberately hiding my shortcomings. Now that I think about it, it is not considered despicable. . I think my biggest failure lies in this. To be honest, besides not being that handsome, I am still very introverted. Excellent, to say the least, I am a graduate of Huazhong University of Science and Technology, and I am still a junior master of Huazhong University of Science and Technology. I should be in front of her. I hold my head high, but I always emphasize in front of her how I am not handsome and introverted. She may be bored with me, and I am worried that she will break up with me.

The worry finally became a reality, without any warning, GAME OVER. Having said so much, just two sentences, the more you love her, the less let her get you easily , the more you need to show your excellence and pride in front of her

"

-----wocao (the old man lying down)

i. .Don’t watch too many romantic dramas

Real life is different from movies and TV shows. Don’t believe too much in the above romantic dramas

because you don’t have that much money to do it. , there are no conditions to realize it, let alone any director to make arrangements for you to make it happen.

"If your relationship is already very stable, be sure to stop her from watching Japanese and Korean dramas, Lansheng

Dead love, etc. Women are very emotional and can easily fall into dramas. And I can't tell the difference between soap operas and real life, and the plot affects real life.

(Deleted, too vulgar) Remember, remember! "

-----smartpigeon (Pigeon)

j. Pay attention to your wallet

"If she is a materialistic girl, then you Her wallet will be put to the test, but

there is a principle here: if you want to save money, you must take the initiative to buy things for her. If she is not present, you can

be bold Pick something cheap and give her a surprise when you give it to her. But

If you are stupid and go shopping with her, I will worry about your wallet, and it will not achieve a very good effect of winning people's hearts

because in the shopping mall Here, except for the moment when she takes out the money, you are not in her mind. "

------smartpigeon (pigeon)

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4. The final blow

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If you think it’s almost done, you can choose a good day and ask her out to eat,

or watch a movie, and then when you come back together, find a small forest or something else If you want her to express your feelings to her in a dark place, or at night, if she is hesitant, just take a step forward, hold her hand, and say the final words. One sentence: "I love you, sisi". In this airspace, you can basically kick it in.

"After watching a movie together, don't forget the most important thing. Just after dinner or after watching a movie

Be sure to go to some clean place with her and walk slowly while chatting. You have to listen

What she said, girl If you like someone to listen to her talk about her inner thoughts, hold her hand first and take a walk slowly

When you go to a place to rest, you can hold her in your arms. Be careful not to be impatient and

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You need to start talking step by step, just touch her hair, kiss her

forehead, and finally kiss her slowly and tenderly..."

------monsoon (Crazy)(South China Net Kapok Station)

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5. Note

The above steps are suitable for most people. When talking about marriage, girls who are equal to their own status,

Does not include the following types of girls: romantic and loose girls, young women, and girls who only want sex.

For this type of girls. Since the pursuit is not within the scope of this book, it is recommended to remove b and c. in steps

and go directly from a to d. However, the money spent in b and c may be accumulated

It will light up within a few days.