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Are there any scenes similar to TV series around you?
A county-level civil servant, his wife cheated, and the man didn't rush to attack after knowing it, just like in TV series, setting up a trap to catch rape. Pretending to be on a business trip, I successfully caught him in bed that night, and my wife's adulterer admitted it. The adulterer is willing to spend money to eliminate disasters and take out a sum of money. Of course not! The wife fantasizes about staying married and is very cooperative with her husband. When the money and all the evidence were in hand, the man refused his wife and asked her to sweep the floor. The wife realized that a man is more insidious than himself, but with conclusive evidence, the wife became the biggest loser: the man turned against him, the adulterer turned against him, the money room was over, and it was a shame!
The game is not over yet!
The county seat is a tiny place, and the news spread like wildfire.
Men attend class reunion, some sympathize and comfort, some enlighten ambiguity, some ridicule loquacious, and some have their own worries!
Soon the man remarried, which surprised everyone. I didn't expect the newcomer's debut to be really tongue-tied. The bride is actually the daughter of a male and a female classmate, twenty years younger than the man!
Drinking the wedding banquet and eating delicious food, the guests, especially the male students, could not help but sigh that it is really rare for an old classmate to become a mother-in-law. Who says that art comes from life and is higher than life? Life is really higher than art, only you can't think of it, and no one can't do it. If you can't figure it out, you can only blame your imagination for being a little rough!
This is big and little black. At that time, they were too old and weak to even walk. When I take them out, I often stop and find a place to have a rest. This is a path in front of the door. We often rest on the big stones by the roadside, and sometimes they fall asleep in the warm sunshine in winter. The years are quiet and the surroundings are lonely. At that time, there was an owner in the community who had a two-year-old border collie at home. The hostess refused to take the dog out to pee, but let it come out by itself and let it move freely in the community. This puppy is running around the community, and the residents are very scared. The security guard came to the door many times to dissuade her, but the hostess remained the same. That day, I took Ada for a walk in the community, and it was almost at the door. The shepherd dog suddenly rushed up from behind and threw old Ada to the ground. Poor Ada was pinned down by it, helpless. I was so scared that I quickly opened the door and shouted to the little black in the room, go. Xiaohe bravely rushed up and knocked the sheepdog to the ground, and Ada got up from the ground. Qi Xin and Together Brothers worked together to hold the dog's head and tail and control it. I told them not to bite, but to press. They understand. There were many residents watching around, and the security guard called the dog's mistress. As soon as the hostess came over, she shouted as if my dog were bullying her dog. Neighbors testified that her dog provoked her first. The dog refused to buy it, resisted and finally gave in. Ada and Blackie let it go. I wonder how dogs communicate with each other. Everything tends to be calm, and the chaos just now is no less than a star rescue war. After that, the hostess never let her dog go again. She goes out to walk the dog every day, tying the dog's leash tightly. Other owners are also at peace. Peace is fought, and war is an effective means to stop riots. People should follow the public order and good customs of society, even if it is a small matter, they should also have the concept of order.
Tens of thousands of ordinary employees, daughters-in-law and unit leaders of a state-owned enterprise were caught cheating on the spot, hacked to death and closely protected by their daughters-in-law. The rabbit ran away with them, and her daughter-in-law was hurt. Her husband was unwilling, and then gathered people from the society to line up downstairs in the unit and went upstairs alone.
When the rabbit saw something bad, it hid somewhere else. Her husband couldn't find it, smashed the office and turned to leave. The rabbit then called the police. After coordination, the rabbit made economic compensation for it.
There is a celebrity in the company, and his wife is cheating. With the counselor's advice, the terrapin can handle it well. Why not? So I went to find his rabbit theory, and my nose was broken and injured. Forced to leave his job and hang out at night, he is always depressed.
I don't know why he can, but I can't I haven't checked yet. It turns out that the key to the problem is to arrange a word, which is the key to the problem. Is it effective to know only one thing and not the other? So I can only bring shame to myself.
The daughter of a high school teacher, who studies well, looks sweet and cute.
When I was in junior high school, I was pursued by my classmates.
This classmate is well-off and youthful, so he always gets close to girls. Obsessed with eyes in class, asking questions after class.
The girl felt a little bad and told her parents politely.
Parents didn't care or interfere.
I don't know what tricks the male students used, so they became the girls' deskmates.
When parents look at it, it will not work. They have really had feelings for a long time. How will puppy love affect their studies?
So the two parents met in the office. When we met, the man's parents were filled with joy. My teacher called him to tell him that children of this age are so good, simple and pure, and I have no objection.
This makes my teacher very angry.
The man's parents said it wouldn't be his in-laws. That's good. Just being friends.
The teacher thought about it and decided to send her daughter to a high school in a municipality directly under the central government. When she was about to relax, she found that the boy came after her again after half a semester and became a classmate again!
Remember when the teacher stamped his foot, do you still want to toss?
When I was a sophomore, I decided to send my daughter to Australia to study and drag my sister to take care of her.
He has a good abacus, and his daughter's simple personality is not conducive to the early development of feelings.
Results! The boy's father assisted and took his children to study in Australia. ...
Later, girls fell in love and got married after graduating from college. Now ... two children. ...
Life is like a play, and play is like life!
If you catch a liar, will you cooperate with him? I met someone recently. This man was cheated many years ago, and I was one of them. I was cheated. But the day before yesterday, I saw a liar come to see me with a deceived person. I heard what activities to take when going out? Of course, I didn't notice. The liar changed his face when he saw me. He is shameless and needs to be transferred.
I should hate him all my life, but I don't understand. Who was cheated and didn't dance with the wolf?
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My best friend has liked a handsome guy for many years. The two were friends at first, then buddies, then ambiguous, and finally became lovers!
The age difference between them is eight years old, and they are big girlfriends and handsome guys. However, girlfriends are not old, and their personality is generous and generous, belonging to the kind of woman who is informal. Dealing with people is more provocative, neither fooling around, but also dare!
The handsome boy lost his parents when he was very young, and his uncle brought him up. Uncle doted on him, and even didn't get married and have children to support him until he became a senior bachelor. Therefore, handsome guys are naturally free and easy. Although he has a good personality, he is very unrestrained. Especially women, they never intend to get married. If you are congenial, pretend to be husband and wife, and you can still be friends after breaking up.
So the handsome guy didn't have a fixed girlfriend until he met his best friend, and they dated for a long time before deciding to live together. Time flies, a few years have passed, my best friend is in his thirties, and the handsome guy is in his thirties. Seeing that all the beautiful women around me are married and have children, girlfriends have a little maternal gene attack, and occasionally knock on the handsome boy's little brain to express his desire to be a wife and a mother, but the handsome boy never gives feedback ... This matter is absolutely dead wood, as if there is no need to engrave!
One day, my girlfriend's monthly affair came. After drawing a lesson from it, the handsome guy made two large cups of brown sugar to warm his stomach, which didn't have much effect. He said, "Let's go to the hospital and find a doctor from China to adjust. It' s hard to be so upset! "
My girlfriend said piteously, "I've seen it many times, and it's useless to take a lot of medicine." People say it's good to have children! " Hearing this, the handsome boy said nothing. After a few seconds of silence, he went out to find someone to drink, looking for his girlfriend who had lived together before ... As soon as they met, they started drinking after a long separation and got as drunk as a fiddler. ...
Handsome guys and ex-girlfriends spit out their current girlfriends. "She never wanted to have children before, and she never said she wanted to get married. What does it mean to get married? Isn't that a piece of paper? What can you prove? Tear it to pieces when you are unhappy. What's the point? Just like my parents, they were born without me. My uncle raised me. What if I don't have an uncle? If my uncle doesn't care about me, how can I live ... "
Later, the two simply borrowed wine to open a room, and the handsome guy didn't go home until noon the next day. Since then, the handsome boy has returned to his original temperament. It is common for boys and girlfriends to go out for drinks and snacks, or even stay out at night. My best friend put up with it for a while, and when he saw a crack in this relationship, he gradually got bored. So I closed the shop to travel, and the handsome guy didn't accompany me for the first time, even without the necessary entrustment and greetings!
My best friend walked for two months in a row, feeling very happy and at ease. After returning to China, I broke up with the handsome guy. The handsome boy never gave up, packed his clothes and left without looking back.
Two months later, my best friend introduced a blind date to a man, and the conditions were really good. Rhapsody in July, five or six years old, handsome in appearance and natural in speech, with an annual income of 700,000 to 800,000. The most important thing is that I have never been married. It is said that when I was a child, my family was in poor condition, which delayed my marriage. Later, when I was old, I didn't want to find a divorced woman who had given birth, and I have been dragging it on until now. ...
Men fall in love with their girlfriends at first sight and understand their love and marriage. They got along for half a year and began to prepare for the wedding.
The handsome boy heard the news that his best friend was getting married and hurried to get back together. "You know I didn't mean it. I just don't want children and I won't be a father. You know I can't live without you, and I'm serious about you over the years ... "The child has cried and laughed several times, and even thought about suicide. "If you really marry someone else, I will die for you! You know it's fake that I'm with someone else, just like you are real. I have never lived with any woman for years. Only you, you don't want me ... "
My best friend calmly said, "I'm old, I don't want to be a tree anymore, I want to enjoy the cool …" So my best friend finally became a bride, lived a happy life with her husband, and gave birth to her eldest son a year later. I only pity that handsome boy, and he has really become a homeless poor child!
Once upon a time, there was a handsome guy who had an uncle's house. They were single, talking and laughing, and had the same language. Now the family of three is happy, my uncle's mouth is full of how virtuous your aunt is, and how cute your brother is ... Although the long-awaited big nephew came back to experience this late affection, the big nephew didn't dare. Because he didn't know how to face his ex-girlfriend menstruation who had lived with him for several years ... Although his uncle knew about it, the couple didn't care!
-There is such a coincidence in the world. If you don't take her seriously, she will leave you and cut off your back ... It is estimated that only TV dramas will make people call their ex-girlfriends "auntie"!
Life itself is a story, but there is a story where there are people. Whether it is fabricated or true, the version is the original shadow of the existing life. Tv series, novels and scripts are all like this, but they are artistic in the way of scriptwriting, making the plot more eye-catching and exaggerated for the audience!
Let's take a look at the stories around me that I found in my life.
He Jianyi, a handsome boy in the community, is 1.8 meters tall and handsome in the sunshine. It is said that pretty girls have a high rate of turning their heads, but few people describe women's turning their heads to boys. It is true that He Jianyi has won the attention of many girls.
He Jianyi's eyes are bright and big, giving the impression that they are intense. If this is the charm of discharge, he is really drunk to several girls.
Xiao He came out of school and studied the principle of automobile machinery. Standing in front of the 4S shop, there is a handsome wind that makes many girls turn back frequently. He Jianyi usually doesn't talk much, but he is skilled and capable.
The owner of the 4S shop is a woman. She got married early and gave birth to a boy. She is five years old, but her husband died in a car accident two years ago.
The boss's chubby figure, although now over 28 years old, has bright eyes and white teeth, and her eyes reflect that kind of shrewdness and wisdom. She usually speaks with a quack mouth.
The proprietress's surname is Fang, which is a beautiful name. Zhang Yuanyuan's face will make a chubby woman feel less beautiful, just like Yan Ni.
There are many shops in this row of 4S shops, and there is a young girl in the adjacent shop. Because of her curvy physique, fair complexion, vivid eyes, blinking like a human, that sweet expression is touching. Her height is about 1.72 meters, and she works full-time in the beauty landscape. Relying on a car, posing as a model is really drunk to a group of boys, so
Usually selling cars is not too busy. The girl in the neighboring shop is called Qiu Rong. Her name is not the first drop, but her image is just the opposite. She is so beautiful that people are really tempted and want to get angry!
No, the girl Qiu was born at the age of 22. It seems that she really matches the 25-year-old He Jianyi, so there is the story of this bridge.
Selling cars is a bit leisurely and won't wait in line to buy them. But if you sell a car, you have to earn tens of thousands. It is a dirty door, and the high profit of the brand is considerable! Let's not talk about it here. Let's see how the love story happened.
Qiu Rong is the lobby "manager" hired by the boss at a high price, so that she can deal with customers politely and comprehensively. But sometimes there will be some problems in the trial operation, more or less heavy or light. Qiu Rong will definitely hook He Jian to the store. In fact, the vehicle has been tested repeatedly before leaving the factory. The problem is easy for He Jianyi, and the problem is not a problem at all.
One of Qiu Rong's customers wanted to test drive that day. Just out of the garage, he said, "Why is it a little wobbly?" Qiu Rong thought, this is a serious quality problem. "Master Xiao He, come and help." Qiu Rong took the phone and saw He Jian running. Who told Qiu Rong that she is as beautiful as Sun Li? And younger and sexier than Sun Li, a man, a rookie is so cheap!
As soon as He Jian saw that it was a flat tire, he put the air gun on it for a while.
He Jianyi stepped into the driver's seat, Qiu Rong turned right and got into the passenger seat. This is a long journey. Isn't it smooth? So the problem of leaving the factory is not a problem.
On the way back, Qiu Rong approached Xiao He's ear. "Thank you, Master Xiao He.". The words were so gentle that Xiao He felt as if there was a matchstick wind kissing his face on his cheek. At that moment, he made up his mind. For the first time, he felt relaxed and happy when he came to this world. The baby's heart suddenly accelerated.
Since then, more and more contacts have been made between them, which has caused a lot of discussion among peers, and some people have made jokes by stealth.
On the one hand, three-year-old Fangfang runs a big business after her husband left. She cares more about perseverance, so Fangfang takes special care of Xiaoyi's life. What does it mean to be in love for a long time Fang Fang didn't dare to call him Xiao Yi until he arrived.
……
Perseverance feels Fangfang has a mature feminine charm. Perhaps at this moment, Xiao Yi's heart has never skipped a trace of gratitude. Of course, she also thinks that a weak woman's life is not easy.
That day, at dinner, Xiaoyi and the boss's wife sat at the same table. During the dinner, Fangfang said, "Xiaoyi, can you be a family with me?"
Xiaoyi made a mistake, while Qiu Rong two of a kind stood aside. Although the relationship was not pointed out, they fell in love tacitly to the point where they were only urged to get married by their parents. At this time, I was speechless. How to answer? But he still said in a man's voice, "I'll think about it." This is a kind mood.
……
In fact, this is limited by the more contact between two people, what is a long-term love.
Finally, one day Xiaoyi promised Fangfang, "I want to marry you".
However, Qiu Rong still doesn't know where he is. As always, I met He Jianyi, and I had an intimate plot. However, at this moment, Perseverance feels that he has a conscience, so he is somewhat detached from the ground, and even makes Qiu Rong stare blankly at Xiaoyi, sometimes turning into a cold face. However, although Xiaoyi's performance surprised her and she heard something about Xiaoyi and the proprietress, Qiu Rong was still obsessed with Xiaoyi. As a girl, how can she express her anger? Of course, this is a kind of psychological accomplishment.
……
After a long time, when Fangfang proposed to hold a wedding, something incredible happened.
On this day, Xiaoyi's mother knew that her son was getting married and that Fangfang was a widow with an oil bottle, which was not bad. Although the proprietress has tens of millions of property, saving face is not good for human nature.
In this way, the relationship between Xiaoyi and Fang Fang suddenly stopped.
In fact, Xiao Yi and Qiu Rongcheng came home and wrote a romantic story.
Of course there is! My good friend's experience is more wonderful than TV series! Everyone has a story, and they all have different wonderful stories.
My colleague took a fancy to an imported sapphire skirt in the mall this summer. She tried it on and it was just right, but it was a little exposed and the price was not cheap.
The salesgirl kept urging her to buy it, saying that there was only one skirt of this style. Xia said shyly, "This skirt is good, but I always carry my husband behind my back with my private money. Besides, so exposed, I really can't tell him! "
The clerk immediately said, "If you like it, I have an idea-we have used it many times." She took out a lottery ticket and handed it to Xia. "You paid the money, left the skirt here, and told your husband when you went back: there is a lucky draw here. You touch a lottery ticket and ask him to help you see if you have won. When he came, I gave him this skirt and said that you won the lottery, and he didn't say anything. "
Xia felt very clever, paid the money immediately and went home happily.
In the evening, Xia's husband took the lottery ticket to the mall to "redeem the prize". Xia waited and waited at home until the shopping malls were closed and her husband didn't come back. Xia quickly asked her husband, "Did you win the prize?"
The husband said, "You won the lottery, and the salesman said you were lucky." She took out a skirt and handed it to Xia. Xia happily took it and was dumbfounded: the "prize" that her husband brought home was not the sapphire dress at all, but a cheap rice skirt!
Xia was very angry, but she was afraid to tell anyone, so she had to spend the night angrily. At noon the next day, Xia took time to run out of the company and went straight to the mall to talk to the salesman.
Who knows, the clerk insisted that what she gave Xia husband was a sapphire blue skirt. If you don't believe me, you can ask her husband to question her face to face.
Xia came out with a grain of salt, intending to ask her husband's unit.
On the way, Xia saw her husband and his female secretary coming from the opposite side. Xia looked at her husband's female secretary. Hey, why is it so familiar?
She looked at it carefully. Hey, that sapphire skirt is on the female secretary!
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