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It's amazing! A man in Shanghai strayed into a shelter to look for nucleic acid spots and was isolated for 5 days. He broadcast the diary of the shelter live and found it when he left the cabin. ...
On the evening of February 3rd, 65438, a video blogger named "Your Octavium" triggered a crowd of netizens to watch short videos. He told his strange experience: after work, he navigated to the nucleic acid point, but mistakenly entered the isolation point and became an isolator who was "delivered to the door". Some people question whether these contents were invented by the author to "attract attention", while others are attracted by the helplessness and expression experience of video bloggers and constantly "urge" new videos. The owner of this account is Baoxin.
Baoxin lives in a cabin.
The Diary of the Cabin, which was released these days, has been praised by Bao for its image distortion and sound special effects. But there was only one video that didn't change his voice when he released it, and that was the clarification he made to netizens on the evening of February 5, 65438: Why did he mistakenly enter the shelter and finally decided to stay in the shelter to complete the isolation? In his understanding, "This is a serious topic for citizens to cooperate with epidemic prevention."
On February 9, 65438, Baoxin returned to work after isolation. On the eve of lifting the isolation, he once traced back to reporters the "fantasy" experience of these days. The following is his account.
Narrator: Baoxin Age: 23 Occupation: E-commerce practitioner
Let me make a statement first. Although I was really reluctant to break in by mistake at that time, there is no intention to end the quarantine ahead of time now: we will be safe when it comes.
From the first day of isolation, I wanted to understand this: since I have entered the virus-contaminated area, leaving me in the shelter is responsible for others and myself.
Let me start with how I got in: on the night of February 3, 65438, it was raining heavily. After work, I felt that I needed to make a nucleic acid, so I searched the nearby nucleic acid detection point in the WeChat "bidding" applet, and then I went to this place on Wanrong Road. I walked into a small fence and took a small straight passage about 50 meters. At that time, I found no one in the passage. At first, I was a little glad that the nucleic acid didn't line up, but when I walked out of the channel, I found a few "big whites" coming out of a big container on the left, and I knew that the situation was not good! Just found a row of containers on the left, which looks like a centralized isolation point. At first, this row of containers was in my blind spot.
These "big whites" stopped me and asked me what I was doing here. I answered truthfully that I came to do nucleic acid. They were very surprised and explained, "This is a shelter, not a place to make nucleic acids!" " "
I was at a loss, so I apologized to them and wanted to leave quickly. At this time, I found out that at the end of this small road, there was actually a "big white" who was in charge of the guard, but he was busy talking to the takeaway, and he didn't see me, so he broke in by mistake.
But some "Dabai" who came out of the house stopped me and said that I had entered the polluted area and needed to be isolated. Reluctantly, I squatted on the ground with an umbrella and called the relevant departments to confirm what to do next. I seriously said to several "Dabai": "I am isolated today and need a clear answer." Fortunately, they are also quite reasonable. They have been waiting for me to make all kinds of confirmation calls. I called the epidemic prevention office and the street, and concluded that it was necessary to enter the shelter for isolation.
At that time, I didn't struggle anymore. After I made my first nucleic acid, I officially "collected" it into a shelter. For the next five days, I lived in a container and took a few steps to the "house". The room is also very small, with two camp beds, a toilet and a sink. From time to time, there will be a loud noise of the train whizzing past my ear. Everything can only meet the needs of survival.
I asked around and my neighbors were basically "close friends". At first, they were a little afraid of being infected, but this fear didn't last long. That night, I didn't calm down, so I released my first video, "About I made a nucleic acid and broke into the shelter by mistake, I like to mention five days of isolation."
At that time, this video "exploded", and everyone teased and comforted me in the message area. After reading these words, I suddenly felt less uncomfortable. I thought of recording my embarrassment in the cabin and sending it out, which would also kill time.
Baoxin is broadcast live in the cabin.
Actually, it's not the first time I've been quarantined. When Shanghai was unsealed in the summer, I was judged to be "closely connected" once, but I went to an isolation hotel at that time, and the conditions were better.
About the next day, I received a message from a netizen: they searched the square hut marked with nucleic acid points according to my method, but they couldn't find it. I think this is also my contribution to everyone. At least the people behind me won't encounter this kind of thing again, and the relevant departments will quickly correct it.
For the next few days, I was basically at ease. Plan a few simple themes every day to record the life in the shelter for everyone. The main topics I record every day are some small topics about life in the cabin, such as rice in the cabin and how I washed my hair in the cabin. I don't write plays very much either. After I figured out what to say, I started recording, basically all of it.
People make fun of me a lot, that is, this white sweater I wore when I entered the shelter. Because it was an accident, I didn't have a change of clothes with me, so I could only wear this white sweater for 24 hours. Later, I don't know if the sheets faded or I was too dirty. Dark blue dirt appeared on the corner of my sweater.
In the camera, what you see is me who is a little picky about life. On the one hand, it is a real part of my personality, but on the other hand, it is also a little entertaining. Actually, I'm still tied up in the cabin. For example, I can order takeout in the cabin and pass it from Dabai to the inside. On the day I came in, I ordered two takeaways, a pack of snacks of several hundred yuan, a bottle of facial cleanser and several masks. After that, I also had other life needs, but I couldn't bear to order takeout when I thought of the heavy workload of the cabin staff every day. I really don't like to disturb others.
The staff in the shelter are very kind to me and sympathize with my experience. One morning when I just got up, a big white came to take my temperature. I'm still a little angry, bad face. But I was "broken" because of his words. She said, "Hello, Octavium." At that moment I realized that she was watching my video, too.
Recently, netizens gave me a nickname, called Fang Cang Bo Zhu. I thought it was funny, so I used this name in the title of my later short video. My colleagues later began to make fun of me and called me "Fang". My fans have been increasing these days, and I have also thought about why some people like to read my content. It should be because my cabin life is very real, and people nowadays are easily attracted by extremely real content.
I browse the messages under the video every day, and many people say that I am "very funny". But a message in Weibo still poked me. "You only saw his funny side, but you didn't see his helplessness." I agree with what he said. I will always remember that night when I first came in, I squatted in the rain for help.
Someone also asked me, I always spit out the limited cabin conditions in the video, will it cause everyone's fear of the other cabin. But I really don't think so. Now the information channel is very smooth. In recent years, everyone is well aware of the conditions of the shelter. What I convey to you is just a state of taking pleasure in suffering: people can have fun in such an environment.
Speaking of which, I still feel a little smile. I always wanted to be a blogger who won fans by her face value and fashion taste, but my friend said that you have a funny talent, but you still have to rely on humorous personality to win. But I don't believe it, and I have to believe it now.
Actually, I came to Shanghai to look for a job as soon as I graduated from college. This is my second year in Shanghai. I am an e-commerce platform practitioner. My industry has changed in the past two years because of the epidemic. I was originally an anchor with goods. In June this year, our project didn't go well and I was scrapped. Fortunately, on the third day after I lost my job, I found a job related to e-commerce. In the past two years, my income has been very good compared with my peers, and I feel quite satisfied.
On February 7, 65438, "Dabai" informed me that my street was already arranging to send me home. If there was no accident, I could "clear customs" on February 8, 65438.
Some netizens chatted with me, that is, the national epidemic prevention policy has been greatly adjusted in the past few days when I was in the shelter. In the face of everything after leaving the shelter, I am still quite calm. I still continue to do my own thing according to the national prevention and control guidance. The next point is to start a career. I think Shanghai is a city where people can easily forget themselves. As long as they are willing to devote themselves wholeheartedly, they will certainly be rewarded.
Baoxin is broadcast live in the cabin.
The original manuscript of Shangguan News in Jiefang Daily is strictly prohibited to be reproduced without permission.
Author: Yang Shuyuan
Wechat editor: Tiny
Proofreading: God of Kuroha
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