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Praise yourself, girls are narcissistic.

1. I only hate myself for being too stubborn. I can live by my face, but I still have to rely on my talent.

2. others praised me for being too handsome, and I praised others for their good eyes.

You must study hard and don't eat and drink with a handsome face like me.

From now on, keep a low profile and mystery, and don't say that you are handsome or not.

Today, the bus said not to carry inflammable and explosive articles, so I got off the bus decisively, because I was so handsome.

6. You can only get used to a handsome man like me.

7. I am tired of being so handsome at this age.

8. I envy people who have stories. Unlike me, I have lived for so long that a handsome word runs through my life.

9. Why don't I have a handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does.

10. How annoying! Why do people only see my handsome face, but they don't know that there is a smart brain behind me?

1 1. I really envy you for meeting a talented and handsome person at such a young age.

12. Test scores can open our distance, but they will never change the fact that I am more handsome than you.

13. I am handsome and witty at this age. The most classic encyclopedia of space talk

14. The biggest regret in my life is that I can't kiss my handsome face.

15. I didn't have any talent at that time, just because I was handsome, so people who liked me at that time were quite superficial, so now, I like superficial people.

16. No, I want to study hard. I don't want to be said that I live by being handsome.

17. I want to say sorry to my friends around me. Over the years, my handsomeness has brought you a lot of trouble.

18. I'm on your list, and I'm handsome without saying anything.

19. If I sleep on my side, will the ceiling collapse because I can't see my handsome face?

20. Every time you are mean to me, I think you are sick. You can still lose your temper in the face of such a handsome me.

2 1. Some people say that I am shameless, which is nonsense. I won't give up on such a handsome face.

22. Mosquitoes in summer I warn you, don't touch my handsome face.

23. Before you stay with me, you should know one thing. I have nothing but this handsome face.

24. Some people say I'm handsome, but I haven't figured out who leaked the news all night.

25. What happened? Let's talk openly. Don't always call me handsome behind my back and say I look good. Are you bored? Like no one knows.

26. Is it true that a handsome and talented rich man like me can only die alone?

27. People who say I'm sick are jealous of my handsomeness and wit.

28. Valentine's Day is afraid that the object will be taken away if it is too handsome? Do not look at me. It's no use looking at me. I am more handsome than him.

29. I don't have a story, but just being handsome has conquered many people.

30. There was a particularly handsome guy in front of me just now, and we looked at each other for a long time. No one broke this calm until my hands were tired and I slowly put down the mirror.

A woman is narcissistic and boasts of her ability.

1, don't talk, feel my beauty with your heart.

Although I am beautiful, I am very low-key!

3, grades, you are ugly, you rank first, I am beautiful, I am casual.

4. The kind of person who talks super funny and has a good temper is really impeccable, such as me.

5, others praised me for being too beautiful, and I praised others for their good eyes.

6. I took a beautiful photo of myself today. It's really beautiful.

7. I wake up by myself every morning.

8. A beautiful person like me was found by the teacher as soon as she was absent from class.

9. You should find someone who can make you laugh, not me who makes you cry.

10, if beauty is a mistake, then I am willing to repeat it.

1 1, be a low-key person, as beautiful as me, I didn't say.

12, if beauty is a sin, I have already committed a heinous crime.

13, the biggest regret in my life is that I can't kiss my beautiful face.

14, don't want to be liked, just want to be a charming bad guy.

15, it's very tiring to be a beautiful person, which I really know.

16, after washing my hair, I found myself looking particularly beautiful, fresh and free!

17, the subway said not to carry inflammable and explosive articles, so I got off the bus decisively because of bursting.

18. Every time I look at myself in the mirror, I swear. How can there be such beautiful people in this world?

19, the lovely me has long since disappeared, replaced by a more lovely me.

20. What's the big deal about being beautiful? People always tell me that.

2 1. Some people say I am beautiful. I've been thinking all night. Who leaked the news?

22. Why don't I have a stunning deskmate, but my deskmate does?

23. Why don't I have a beautiful deskmate, but my deskmate does?

24. If you can't sleep, look in the mirror and pass out.

25. I secretly tell you that I am actually beautiful!

26. I am often blinded by my beauty, but I can't kiss myself.

27. Actually, sometimes, I feel beautiful unconsciously.

28. If beauty is a crime, I have committed a heinous crime.

Promise me you won't tell anyone that I'm super beautiful.

30. I am really bored. Why am I so beautiful? Really annoying

3 1, there is no fate between us, it depends on my face value.

32. Beauty is just a word, but I will never forget it.

33. Beauty is not my fault, it is all caused by factors.

34. Why do beautiful people have special treatment? No, it will spoil me.

I'm not cool at all, but I'm beautiful.

36. Being a man is really tiring. A beautiful woman has been beautiful for more than ten years and will continue to be beautiful.

37. I always thought the word "beautiful as a fairy" was about me, but it wasn't. It is about falling in love with this country.

38. Always alienated by ordinary people because of its beauty. Look, nobody reads anything you say.

Whenever I am in a bad mood, I go to look in the mirror.

I will work hard, or others will say that I am nothing but beautiful.

Women are narcissistic and boast of their ability.

1. There are so many idle people in the world, but you fell into my eyes.

Because I love you, I lost the ability to love others.

If one day I change, please remember that I owe you a sentence.

The person who can make me sink again and again in this world is nothing more than the one who cured me, but backhand makes me the most ill.

Sometimes, when someone makes a comment, it becomes very sour.

6. People who are hopeless for all kinds of drugs are hopeless.

7. Only you know whether it hurts or not, and only you know whether it has changed or not. Don't ask me how I am, as long as I don't die.

8. The so-called holiday means being scolded at home, going out without money and having a special day.

9. You are the person I can say I like without blinking, and I am the person you can let go without looking up.

10. Life is not a one-way street, one road is blocked, you can turn.

1 1. The longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism.

12. Don't give me a chance to understand, then I will let you know that you will never have another chance.

13. I think that if you treat others sincerely, you can also let others treat you sincerely. I tried my best not to let the people around me feel sad, only to find that I was injured.

14. The only thing in the world that will get better and better with the passage of time is memory.

15. Perhaps, the smiling person is suffering in the most beautiful way.

16. Don't complain to anyone, because 20% people don't care, and the remaining 80% people are happy to hear.

17. If you cling to the past too tightly, how can you make room to embrace the present?

18. Stick to the life you don't want, and you can live the life you want.

19. If you take the initiative for a long time, you will be tired, if you care for a long time, you will collapse, if you are silent for a long time, you will suffer, and if you miss it for a long time, you will cry.

20. Everything I lost will definitely be won back bit by bit in the future.

2 1. The opposite of love is not hate, but indifference.

22. Life is like an angry bird. When you fail, there are always a few pigs laughing.

23. It's no use taking a shortcut if you're not on the same road.

24. A friend is a road, and a daughter-in-law is an ox. There are many cows on the road. Don't go the wrong way if you have money, and don't sell cattle if you have no money.

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