Are there any jokes or jokes that make people laugh at a glance?

I have some new funny jokes here that will make you laugh your teeth off. I hope you like them. Please have a look:

1. My girlfriend ignored me because I was angry with her, so I offered a humble apology at her door. The scene of the harbor bridge was seen by my father. I thought my father would blame me: "that boy actually knelt for more than ten minutes to save his girlfriend's heart." No backbone. " But the truth is beyond my expectation. My father came forward and told me, "You boy, hold on, don't be really timid. I thought I was very strong in those days, and I gave your mother a night! "

I haven't been back to my birthplace for seventeen years, and I feel very energetic when I come back this time. When I went to the countryside by car from the county seat, I remembered the days when I rode my broken bike to save two yuan, and my mouth was bent. Just thinking, the conductor came to collect the money. I took out ten dollars and said, "Keep the change." The conductor seemed to be fascinated by my natural and unrestrained movements for two seconds. Looking at my suit, I said two words: "fifteen!" "

Often when a person says "I'm not bragging", he begins to brag. Often a person says "I didn't hit you" and he starts hitting you. Often when a person says "I'm not criticizing you", he will start criticizing you.

4. When you see those fast cars on the subject three examination ground, don't envy which classmate's car is so slippery. It was the student who failed the exam and the security officer personally drove back to the car where the exam started ... don't ask me how I knew!

I parked the battery car next to the square dance aunt when I delivered the takeaway last night. The aunt who led the dance was unhappy at that time, saying that the car would hinder them. I said it won't be affected every few meters. Menstruation said: Mercury retrograde, more than 100 million kilometers away from the earth, will seriously affect our mood. Do you think your rice has any influence? I immediately fell silent.

My wife stole money from my wallet during my nap, so I asked her, "I only have this pocket money every month." You still take mine, have you considered my feelings? " Wife: "I've made up my mind, so I'll be careful when I go to get money from you, for fear of waking you up." I was a little touched at that time. ...

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