How to make a light bulb humorously?

1, Tanabata, are you short of light bulbs? The kind that only eats and doesn't talk.

2. How about being a light bulb? Do not feel dazzling.

Valentine's day is coming. Welcome friends to invite me to be a third wheel and take care of the meal. Shut up when it's time to shut up, and tell jokes when the atmosphere is awkward.

Edison went shopping with a couple. When he came home, he invented the light bulb.

Don't show off in an ostentatious manner, I'll kill you with a light bulb whenever I'm unhappy.

6. "There must be a light bulb in a threesome." "Well, don't call it a light bulb in the future, call it the brightest star in the night sky."

7. It's easy to stand and talk, but it's useless to say white teeth! Usually, you value color more than your friends. You have to take me to heart today, 6 19 blind date, do me a favor! Otherwise, a kilowatt light bulb will shine on you until dawn!

8. The advantage of being a light bulb is that it illuminates your lover and destroys yourself.

9. What is a light bulb? Just two men and a woman walking down the street, three people will think it's a light bulb.

10, it is said that when two men and one woman walk in the street, three people will feel like light bulbs.