40 humorous sentences

First, when you get married, and it's not me, I'll move in next door and be a quiet old king!

Second, I was better at school when I was a child. Growing up is better than salary. Now I have to go! Leave me alone, I just want to be an undisputed garbage, but I really did it before I found out that even garbage should be classified! Third, if I meet you, I need to spend all my luck Please stay away from me, I want to save my luck to play mahjong! Fourth, if one day, I can't get married, please bury me in if you are the one! Fifth, playing with good people is called playing, and playing with bad people is like working overtime! 6. I can stay up with you and advise you to go to bed early, but the best state is that we sleep together! If poverty limits your imagination, why can you think of so many ways to save money? Eight, one person is happy, two people live, and three people live and die! 9. I was walking on the road on a rainy day, and a Mercedes-Benz flew past me and splashed me with mud. Looking at the distant figure, I secretly vowed in my heart that when I have money, I must buy a raincoat of my own! Ten, when money stood up and spoke, all the truth was silent! In this fickle age, the best way to remember you is to owe money and not pay it back! Twelve, saying that money is a sin, everyone is fishing! Say beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it! They say it's too cold up there, and everyone is climbing! Say that alcohol and tobacco are harmful to your health, don't give up! Say heaven is the best, why not go to what? Every time I find the key to success, someone changes the lock! 14. The teacher asked: There is a kind of horse in the world, black and white. What kind of horse is it? Xiaoming: QR code! Teacher: Get out! It is said that marriage is the grave of love, but without marriage, love will have no good end! If you want to buy a house in Beijing with a monthly salary of 10 thousand, you might as well set a small goal first, such as living for 500 years. The reason why you are unhappy is that you can't stand the present state and have no ability to change it. You can be as lazy as a pig, but you can't be as lazy as a pig! Please don't call me an otaku, please tell me to close the house; Please don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie. Nineteen, God is fair, giving you an ugly appearance will definitely give you a low IQ, so as not to make you appear uncoordinated! Twenty, everyone says I have a bad temper, I can joke, I am good-looking and I have a good temper, which is not bad! Twenty-one, take a step back If you can't broaden your horizons, then take a few more steps; If you can't calm down for a while, just bear it for a few more minutes. Twenty-two, when I broke up with my ex, I was fine during the day, but I couldn't restrain my inner emotions at night, and I secretly laughed alone under the quilt. Twenty-three, my wife asked me: If a female colleague hooks up with you, will you be obedient? I smiled and shook my head, ha ha, who do you take me for? Am I the kind of person who will tell you what you really think? Twenty-four, nothing to listen to what others say about themselves, which is more exciting than watching a blockbuster. You will find that you have done nothing, but you have acted in many versions, all of which are big roles. Twenty-five, there is still a dream, or you will tell others if you drink too much. 26. My future is a dream, but now I am still asleep. 27. Be sure to remember those who chat with you late into the night. It is because of them that you stay up late, resulting in such heavy dark circles and poor skin. 28. Am I your favorite person? Why don't you talk? Twenty-nine, wardrobe clothes Qian Qian million, only new is the most beautiful! 30. Is there anyone like me who thinks he looks ok when looking in the mirror? This is not the case at all when taking pictures. His voice is not bad at ordinary times, but it is really bad. I don't believe I'm the only one. Thirty-one, when you meet someone you like, you must confess. It doesn't matter if she is ugly, in case she is blind. Thirty-two, decades later, we will meet again, send them to the crematorium, burn them all to ashes, one for you, one for me, and send them all to the countryside to make fertilizer. Yesterday, I went to the city to participate in the pigeon racing, but I went alone.

34. I found that myopia has become more and more serious recently, and I can't see money when I open my wallet. Thirty-five, the three tragedies of the dinner: the person to be invited didn't come, and the person who came has nothing to do with you. Only you are awake when you check out. Thirty-six, life is like a play, increasing day by day, in addition to age, there are acting skills. Thirty-seven, all the heartache, care, discomfort, and people who don't care about TA have eight words in their eyes: inexplicable and unreasonable. Thirty-eight, it is said that people with big faces are generally super good-tempered, because it is really difficult to turn their faces. Forgive my unruly face, I love eating all my life. Earning money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of technology. My ability is limited, but my technology is very high. Forty, if you don't work hard, you always feel like a potential stock. If you work hard, you find that you really can't.